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[lollicat]

Good lord I need to vent. I'm pretty sure I died a little inside today.

So I am an avid roleplayer, and I gave a guy my AIM so that we could discuss roleplaying something. I asked for a passage. Just to find out literacy levels. He tells me that it's a little intimate but it's a good passage, and I just say, "Okay idc." I deal with Eclipse, right? I can handle this, right? No. I didn't even know what to think when he tells me it's a fanfic from Fairly Oddparents. I expect something cute, but I didn't know what he meant by intimate. It wasn't good in the least. I'm pretty sure I wanted to cry after reading it.

What was so bad, you ask? Only the fact that it begins with Wanda having split up with Cosmo, so she is given a new assignment, a twelve year old. She poofs in to see him masturbating. Then once she tells him everything about the fairy thing he then proceeds to wish for her to look like a porn star and to really want to get in bed with him. She has to comply, then he proceeds to go extremely in-depth about how this twelve year old boy rapes his fairy and how she's screaming but loves it and holy shit I am scarred for life.

; A;

[Robin]

Welcome to the internet.

[lollicat]

My childhood is ruined.

[Robin]

@Lollicat:

> My childhood is ruined.

Oh please. When we did the old Eclipse podcast it eventually turned into a huge fanfic reading group. Was like 15 of us who all took on different parts and stuff.

We had one which was just 10 chapters of the Pink Power Ranger being sexually tortured, one which was The Joker implanting 5 wombs into Batman and, of course, My Immortal, the timeless Harry Potter/Vampire crossover.

_That_ would have ruined your childhood.

[yorty]

I was going to post something else, but I saw that horrific "thing" that Robin posted. Please, that'd ruin more then a childhood.

[lollicat]

xD

But Fairly Oddparents was _all_ I watched as a child. It was on this afternoon and all I could think of was Wanda being raped or something. It was vivid and my mind isn't meant to be shown these things.

[Chief]

will you be my fairy? ;D

[yorty]

@Chief:

> will you be my fairy? ;D

Hor-Hor, put your painis back in your trousers.

[Chief]

trousers? so thats where it is… I thought it was somewhere else... thanks!

[Robin]

@Lollicat:

> all I could think of was Wanda being raped or something

That means you're secretly turned on by it.

[lollicat]

@Chief:

> will you be my fairy? ;D

…

[[i]cries]

[yorty]

@Lollicat:

> @Chief:
>
> > will you be my fairy? ;D
>
> …
>
> [[I]cries]

You'd probably feel better if you don't read any replies to come. But who knows, maybe you like it.

[Kusy]

Let me tell you a story… a story of a little, innocent 12 years old boy, who wanted to buy a Dragonball game. The boy never had internet at his house and he was actualy a computer begginer, in those times, in his country - not that many people were diffrent. He went with his parents to a bazaar and persuaded them to buy him a CD. The CD was unmarked except for "Dragonball" writen on it with a marker... belive it or not - that's how piracy looked in here those times, we were buying pirated CDs from weird people.

The little boy went back home with his prize, only to find out that the game on the data storage device was an emulator and a rom of a dumb DBZ fighting game. However ther was a folder filled with pictures and wallpapers there - about 400mb of Dragonball pictures. Well, the boy decided he'll at least look at all of them. It was quite a lot of images... and as he wen on he found something he could not describe with words. It was just that weird.

Among normal, colorfull pictures there were 15 black and white ones, they looked like a comic... it was DragonBallZ hentai with mother-son incest and few bondage pages. Before that I had minimal or none contact with porn… the internet came later.

[Robin]

@Kusy:

> Among normal, colorfull pictures there were 15 black and white ones, they looked like a comic… it was DragonBallZ hentai with mother-son incest and few bondage pages. Before that I had minimal or none contact with porn… the internet came later.

Hahaha. <3

[Kusy]

Kusy: Orgins, the movie.

[Marsh]

@Robin:

> Welcome to the internet.

[Thorn]

:O Lollicat, you're an avid RPer? The RP board here SUCKS, if you know a good Rp forum / chat please let me know!

Also, ew on the whole fairly oddparents fanfic thing, that's just wrong.

[lollicat]

@Thorn:

> :O Lollicat, you're an avid RPer? The RP board here SUCKS, if you know a good Rp forum / chat please let me know!

Call me weird, but I generally roleplay on Gaiaonline. xD I hate the site, it's retarded, but there's a huge array of roleplays created by people.

[Thorn]

Hmm, the thought of using Gaia makes me die a little inside, but if things here don't pick up I may be reduced to that.
I found one the other day that looked promising, didn't have a chance to really check it out much though. The Keep on Nexus chat looked like it had a decent userbase, might check it out.

Oh, and avoid the website Roleplay Chat. Someone recommended it to me, but I think they thought I was looking for something else xD

[lollicat]

Okay xD I only use Gaia because of the huuuuge range of levels of literacy. Myself, I'm pretty lazy and only want to type a paragraph and I like fast-paced stories, but there are places that have 6+ paragraphs per post. Plus on Gaia I get to dress up like a cat. xD

But yes, it's a really bad site, and I really don't go on much anyway. Thus, I'm not retarded yet. C:

[Thorn]

AHHHH IT BURNS AND I FEEL UNCLEANNNNNNN

And after all that I have no idea where the RP on here is :P

[lollicat]

Yeah, Eclipse has a pretty crappy roleplay system. xD We really need to fix that up, because I've always wanted to roleplay on here.

[Thorn]

It's mostly that we don't have enough real RPers on here. Honestly, if you know any, try and bring them aboard!

Also, just found the Gaia RP forums. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I've never seen so many twilight / bad tween fan RPs in one place before, but then I guess I really should have expected that xD

[saadhamza]

@Thorn:

> Oh, and avoid the website Roleplay Chat. Someone recommended it to me, but I think they thought I was looking for something else xD

But…. i love that site :(

[Robin]

@Lollicat:

> because I've always wanted to roleplay on here.

I watched as my Fairy Godparents argued. This wasn't good. They'd been at it for weeks. I was sure they'd end up saying something they couldn't take back, destroying their relationship. That would mean one of them would leave to get a new case…