Loelin Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Chuck Norris is so Awesome that the a in Awesome has to be capitalized in the middle of the sentence.[stuff like that I guess….] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Overused one:Helicopters were invented after people watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick 80 times. Something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 when Chuck Norris eats coal, he shits diamonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bambam Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 i found a whole webpage with all chuck norris stuff, ill get one from memorygiraffes were created when chuck norris uppercutted a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loelin Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Behind every Chuck Norris is a space… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0lz Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Chuck Norris is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snovind Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Chuck Norris is the worlds most famous guy, however I dont't know who he is XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loelin Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 I member Chuck Norris made Land o Lakes lakes of land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Chuck Norris has no chin, but behind the beard is another fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 "# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Chuck Norris counted to infinity.Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Guns dont kill poeple. Chuck norris kills poepleChuck norris can believe its not butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Chuck Norris can divide by zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bambam Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 ahh man spewing, people are posting like 20 at a time, i had atleast 40-50, ive got it on a 3 sheets of paper, but scanning, sooo….if you spell chuck norris wrong on google, it doesnt say, do you mean chuck norris? it says run while you still have the chance.chuck norris starred as the main character in 24, being able to kill every terrorist and save the day in 7 hours 40 minutes (something like that)a picture of a disabled person on a parking spot does not resemble disabled parking spot, but what you will end up like if chuck norris finds out u parked there (something like that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 what happens when your stuck between a rock and a hard place… chuck norris breaks bothwhat happens when the immovable object and the unstoppable force collides... chuck norris is born (actual world of warcaft GM response)E=MChucknorrischuck norris is too over powered to use a barrel rollchuck norris defeated Gannon without the master swordchuck norris walks through the valley of the shadow of death and evil fears him!if chuck norris died he would be the new Godchuck norris can solve any pardox he just chooses not tochuck norris made the dinosaurs extinct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 @Rogue:> chuck norris defeated Gannon without the master swordIn OOT, the Goron Knife is better than the master sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loelin Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Chuck Norris is the reason why humans fly away from birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 @Loelin:> Chuck Norris is the reason why humans fly away from birds.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 chuck norris visited to the virgin islands. after that, they were just called the islands(you can also change chuck norris to renzo. lol)chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Not even Renzo can satisfy Chuck Norris. :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 @Simius:> In OOT, the Goron Knife is better than the master sword.chuck norris will kill you for posting off topicplus in LOZ lore only the true master sword can lock cannon away for ever… or chuck norris round house kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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