Sushi-X Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 If you say Chuck Norris 5 times in a mirror he will roundhouse kick you in the face.If you spell his name wrong… well you WOn't spell his name wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Chuck Norris can speak braille! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Chuck Norris who is Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Chuck norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 it would seem that Chuck Norris is really Elvis .. that would explaine all those sightings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demosthenes2k8 Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 If you google search "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky" you get a surpriseEDIT: When's a necropost again 1 month, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monowolf00 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Yes, I think the minimum days for a post to be considered a Necro-post is 30-40 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Oh my… I did the lucky search for Chuck and wow that if ducking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylexus44 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 @renzo:> There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.> Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.> Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.> Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.> Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.> Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.> Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.I was seriously ROFLMAOing when I saw this one.Chuck Norris doesn't need a God, he's his ownChuck Norris fought in every war in history, except the mesopotamian war, screw those mesopotamians.One day Chuck was in the woods gathering firewood (which he didn't need) and a boar crossed his path. Unluckily for the boar Chuck lifted it with his mind and spun it around telekinetically before eating its soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Chuck Norris is the "necropost" KING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demosthenes2k8 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylexus44 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't need scuba gear, he can hold his breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demosthenes2k8 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 ..fail.Superman and the Flash race to the edge of the universe. Who wins? Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylexus44 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Epic fail compared to this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 @Sy|exus:> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM i aughta be illegal and i think it is in Mexico :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylexus44 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Wha? I dont get what you're saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soaps Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 At the bigining of time and space there was nothing, untill chuck norris round house kicked the univers into Existance !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Chuck Norris will live forever, do to the fact that he can round house kick at the speed of relativity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombie0hour Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Chuck Norris can drive a 2 hour trip in 1 hour. All your stupid Chuck Norris Jokes are owned!Im wearing my Chuck Norris shirt right now its one of my favorites. It says "Only Chuck Norris Can Prevent Forest Fires" and it has chuck norris's face with a forest ranger hat that says chuck on it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 chuck norris is so stupid i dont know who he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riseofwar Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Chuck Norris Is sneaky…?http://sneakychucknorris.info Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 [http://www.chucknorris.com/](http://www.chucknorris.com/) he dose exist.. he really dose :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riseofwar Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Lol, is that really his voice (on the first page) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombie0hour Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Yes it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 HMm, guys stop saying the same things over and overHell, yeah, off-topic, I'm getting RHKed in the face FTW :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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