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28 Skills Every Man Should Know ~ new addons


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lol. awesome thread. =p. now this is what i can do:
While driving 100 MPH on a busy highway in a bolted shut BatMobile, :star:
jump out,:star:
    land on a motorcycle, maybe my stunt double?
slide on the cycle's side under a burning 18-wheeler WHILE shooting a watergun at it and extinguishing it,-easy

accelerate up a ramp, jump a crane, stick the landing, -easy :star:
get a 11/10 from the judges, -depends who's judging
get bypassers to call you a mofo for shooting their baby, -super easy
and save Princess Peach. - if i can finally beat world 8-8
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I remember the lost worlds. I took it out of the game boy (while on) and threw it at the wall. I then felt guilty, turned off the game boy, put the game back in, and resumed playing. I finally beat the level, and I felt like an accomplished 9 year old.
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1\. Patch A Radiator Hose  :star: buy a new one =o
  2\. Protect Your Computer    :star: virus protection
  3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized  :star: swim under =p
  4\. Frame a Wall    :star: wood and some nails
  5\. Retouch Digital Photos    :star: computer programs
  6\. Back Up a Trailer  - never tried.
  7\. Build a Campfire      :star: matchs and tolit paper
  8\. Fix a Dead Outlet :star: take it out and put in another. theres only 2 wires =o
  9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass  :star:  look for the n-s-e-w 
  10\. Use a Torque Wrench  :star: you pull up and it goes back automaticly.
  11\. Sharpen a Knife    :star: use a knife sharpener
  12\. Perform CPR      :star:  push chest down and kiss the mofo.
  13\. Fillet a Fish            -  yuck seafood X(
  14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid  :star:  pull the car the oppisite way but not to much.
  15\. Get a Car Unstuck      :star: rock it back and fourth
  16\. Back Up Data      :star:  get a hard drive.
  17\. Paint a Room      :star:  paint, brush, beer.
  18\. Mix Concrete                :star:  cement mix and water >.>
  19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle    :star:  lol theres a cleaning kit…
  20\. Change Oil and Filter        :star:  take oil out refil it,  take filter out and replace it
  21\. Hook Up an HDTV    :star: haha mine is =] just different colored wires =P
  22\. Bleed Brakes              -  as in brake fluid? i know how to change that lol
  23\. Paddle a Canoe      :star:  yerrrr i do.. lol its called strokes.
  24\. Fix a Bike Flat        :star:  steal another or use a patch.
  25\. Extend Your Wireless Network  :star:  go on myspace and there should be a mood you can put as that.
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@Bone:

> matches + toilet paper arent really a campfire…
>
> you make all those things sound so simple, but i doubt you could do half

Lmao first off i can do almost all of them =D, second.. its a joke so learn to laugh =] lol, well i tried to make you laugh give me a break lol…
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1\. Patch A Radiator Hose  :star: Duct tape!
  2\. Protect Your Computer    :star: Use common sense, and hope no one pro targets you
  3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized  :star: Easy
  4\. Frame a Wall    :star: I'm a union lisenced carpenter
  5\. Retouch Digital Photos    :star: Could figure it out if I had the software
  6\. Back Up a Trailer  :star: I'm sure I could do it
  7\. Build a Campfire      :rstar: Maybe.  Depends on the conditions and the materials avaible.
  8\. Fix a Dead Outlet  :rstar: ProbablyMaybe
  9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass    :star:  Most likely
  10\. Use a Torque Wrench  :star: Done it
  11\. Sharpen a Knife    :star: Do it daily at work
  12\. Perform CPR      :star:  In theory, I know how to do it, never had to though
  13\. Fillet a Fish      :rstar:  In theory again, though this one I'm a little more unsure of
  14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid  :star:  pull the car the oppisite way but not to much.
  15\. Get a Car Unstuck      :star: I got a military grade forklift with wheels taller them me out of a mud pit before
  16\. Back Up Data      :star:  Sure
  17\. Paint a Room      :star:  Sure
  18\. Mix Concrete                :star:  Done it
  19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle      :confused:  I might be able to figure it out, but I dont know how its done
  20\. Change Oil and Filter        :star:  Done it
  21\. Hook Up an HDTV    :star: Isnt hard, everything is color coded, least mine was
  22\. Bleed Brakes            :huh:  No idea on this one
  23\. Paddle a Canoe      :star:  *eye rolls*  Who cant. Long as they have arms
  24\. Fix a Bike Flat        :star:  With the proper materials
  25\. Extend Your Wireless Network    :confused:  No friggin clue
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:star: = what i know

  1\. Patch A Radiator Hose :icon_scratch: never tried
  2\. Protect Your Computer  :star:
  3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized :star:
  4\. Frame a Wall  :star:
  5\. Retouch Digital Photos  :star:
  6\. Back Up a Trailer  :star:
  7\. Build a Campfire    :star:
  8\. Fix a Dead Outlet :icon_scratch:
  9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass    :star:
  10\. Use a Torque Wrench  :star:
  11\. Sharpen a Knife    :star:
  12\. Perform CPR      :star:
  13\. Fillet a Fish :icon_scratch: fillet? err idk what that means >_>
  14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid :icon_scratch: i don't even have my licence yet
  15\. Get a Car Unstuck    :star: 
  16\. Back Up Data    :star: 
  17\. Paint a Room      :star:
  18\. Mix Concrete :star:
  19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle :icon_scratch:
  20\. Change Oil and Filter :icon_scratch:
  21\. Hook Up an HDTV -hmmm…maybe
  22\. Bleed Brakes :icon_scratch:
  23\. Paddle a Canoe :star:
  24\. Fix a Bike Flat      :star: 
  25\. Extend Your Wireless Network    :icon_scratch:
  26: Give a girl an orgasm.  :star: :star: :star: lol
  27: Masturbate.  -isn't that suposed to be private?..... :star:
  28\. Drive a jeep with no doors 50 miles through the mountains in a blizzard (while
        wearing late summer clothing)  :icon_scratch:
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I'ma tell you guys how to bleed brakes.

1\. Un-bolt the tire cover.
2\. Remove the tire.
3\. Remove the brakepads using a torque wrench and hammer
4\. Use some pliers to grip the end of the brake fluid tube.
5\. Remove the cap of the brake fluid tube.
6\. Let the fluid flow out.
7\. Put the cap back on.
8\. Put the brakepads back on.
9\. But the tire and the cover back on.
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25\. Extend Your Wireless Network

This one is so easy…
Get yourself a new laptop with Onboard Wireless Network, open up configuration, click a bit and you just press the pass of your wireless network. Et voila, you've just extended your wireless network...

Easy huh?
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