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Eclipse's general thread of nonstop crap, spam, doom, randomness and stuff


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@[BS:

> Hippoman link=topic=38283.msg383407#msg383407 date=1235537945]
> Bone we need another chattin topic.
>
> or to revive this one. without shitty interruptions form people like meep or lan.

Haha, that's a good one, but spamming a topic designated for spam isn't really spamming at all.

Spam: Spamming is the abuse of electronic messaging systems to indiscriminately send unsolicited bulk messages.
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> Lanphrost [/Cube] link=topic=38283.msg383405#msg383405 date=1235537749]
> Old Godzilla was hoppin' around,
> Tokyo city like a big playground,
> When suddenly batman burst from the shade,
> and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade,
>
> Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
> but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,
> who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu,
> When Aaron Carter came out of the blue,
>
> And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
> Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
> but before it could make it back to the Bat Cave,
> Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave,
>
> Took an AK-47 out from under his hat,
> Blew batman away with a ratta-tat-tat,
> But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
> Cuz Optimus Prime came to save the day.

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions! as far as the eye can see!
And only one will survive, I wonder who it'll be?
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime, like scruff mc gruff took a bite out of crime!
Then Shaq came back covered in tire tracks, when Jackie Chan jumped and landed on his back!
Batman was injured and trying to get steady, when Abraham Lincoln came back with a Machete!
But something caught his leg and he fell and he tripped, cause Indiana Jones took him out with his whip!
As he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind, he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find!
Cause batman stole it and he shot and he missed, and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault, as Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault towards Optimus Prime, but they collided in midair and they both got hit by a care bear stare!

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions! as far as the eye can see!
And only one will survive, I wonder who it'll be?
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
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> Bone link=topic=38283.msg383387#msg383387 date=1235535544]
> say… colt 45, and 2 zigzags, baby thats all we need!
> we can go to the park, after dark,
> and smoke that tumble weed

while the marijuana burns we can take our turns
singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech n chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
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@Anna:

> @[SB:
>
> > Bone link=topic=38283.msg383387#msg383387 date=1235535544]
> > say… colt 45, and 2 zigzags, baby thats all we need!
> > we can go to the park, after dark,
> > and smoke that tumble weed
>
> while the marijuana burns we can take our turns
> singin them dirty rap songs
> stop and hit the bong like cheech n chong
> and sell tapes from here to hong kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin on ragged rims
So roll, roll, the '83 cadilac coupe deville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my cabby will.
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> while the marijuana burns we can take our turns
> singin them dirty rap songs
> stop and hit the bong like cheech n chong
> and sell tapes from here to hong kong
> So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
> Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
> Skatin on ragged rims
> So roll, roll, the '83 cadilac coupe deville
> If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my cabby will.

well uh it was just sundown,
in a little white town
they call it eastside palmdale, (well!)
when the afroman, walked through the whiteland
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner, selling rap CD's,
when I met a little girl named, Jan (jannn)
I let her ride in my caddy, cuz I didn't know her daddy, was the leader of the KuKluxKlan
we fucked on the bed, we fucked on the floor
fucked so long, I grew a fucking afro!
then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
she sucked my dick till the shit turned white
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