Guest Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 This thread is devoted to finding the world's funniest joke.After a while, I'll go through and grab the jokes that everyone liked the best and put themin a poll, and we'll vote on the best one.The rules are simple.1\. They have to be age appropriate. (That means I want children and people with morals not to be offended. Clean Jokes pl0x.)2\. Only one joke per post. (So people don't get confused.)That's all.I'll begin with the first joke, (It's a video.)[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnfFqBz43fA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnfFqBz43fA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray777 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 you want funny, clean jokes? *sarcasticly* ok then we can make evereyone not like gwen….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag0n Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Yummeh!WTf! wait a sec.. Images aren't showing up.It takes a child to make a mistake.But it takes a man to completely epicly FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Kid "I want candy"Renzo "It's in the van"*Kid goes in the vanKid "Where's my lollipopRenzo "Here"*Unzipping sound**Renzo pulls a lollipop out of his backpack and gives it to the kid*Kid"Thanks"Renzo"No problem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray777 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 * man* unzips a bad with a bunch of lollipops in it and the child takes them and skips away… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 You didn't get it, right >-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray777 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 no i didnt get his joke….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Renzo is wearing jeans… with a zip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray777 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 OF COURSE I GOT IT!!!what do you think i am retarded…oh...wait a minute... sowwy i forgot...(hehe i made a retard joke but its ok cus im retarded but you can't cus it wouldn't be "politcally correct" and you'd feel guilty and what not.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 If you think this is funny, you should watch Family Guy, because *everybody* thinks that reminscing every five minutes to fill Air-time is funny."You think that's baaad? You should of …"*bashes head on wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray777 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 lol family guy is so funny "oh quagmire, your what the spanards call "el teriblay"" < clevland^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^cannot spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 this is supposedly one of the funniest jokes in the worldA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Renzo, I was sure you'd pull out a pedo joke but, that's funny xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno 5.0 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 @Renzo:> this is supposedly one of the funniest jokes in the world> > A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"i just literly rofled at that xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I find the funniest joke is what Ninja said.…I'll elaborate.He mispelt a word borne from Literacy...Nobody? Right oh. *Leaves*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/index.htmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 @azkanan:> If you think this is funny, you should watch Family Guy, because *everybody* thinks that reminscing every five minutes to fill Air-time is funny.> > "You think that's baaad? You should of …"> > *bashes head on wall*THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME WHEN…....:cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 funny…i didnt laugh at any of those...werid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I lol'ed at the funniest ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 @Hippoman:> funny…i didnt laugh at any of those...> > werid?You have no soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jna Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 @Renzo:> this is supposedly one of the funniest jokes in the world> > A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"Lol. Funniest Ive ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 hehe, heres one more my styleA woman is just having her 65th birthday and the husband decides to do something he thinks would be nice for her. He tells her that for today she can do whatever the hell she wants, including sleeping with another man. The wife says "You know… I have always wondered what it would be like to be a hooker." so she went and whored herself out. At the end of the day she came back home and counted her cash. She told her husband "I made $25.05." and the husband askes "Who the hell paid you with a nickel?" and the wife replied "All of them!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 @Renzo:> hehe, heres one more my style> > A woman is just having her 65th birthday and the husband decides to do something he thinks would be nice for her. He tells her that for today she can do whatever the hell she wants, including sleeping with another man. The wife says "You know… I have always wondered what it would be like to be a hooker." so she went and whored herself out. At the end of the day she came back home and counted her cash. She told her husband "I made $25.05." and the husband askes "Who the hell paid you with a nickel?" and the wife replied "All of them!".I lol'dAlso lol'd at ddunit's and the one about the guy being dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Lol sucks for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZelconGames Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Only 501 guys in one day…:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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