Homicidal Monkey Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 ok, wtf. I saw this in a banner and thought wtf? April fools joke? Well, apparently the stuff exists. enjoy.``` Your browser does not support iframes. ``` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Refuge Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Who wouldn't want this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zade_o Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 rofl. they put bacon…. on bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 it's just like Squeez cheezesame concept,, just bacon flavored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 @Ghost:> rofl. they put bacon…. on bacon.I heard you like bacon… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Warp your taste budsMiracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds, but the exact cause is still a mystery). But the berries work, and it's a miracle.Now you know we wouldn't sell you something without trying it first. So, we did. Limes suddenly tasted like the sweetest, most perfect limeade ever. Oranges (already quite sweet) tasted like they were imported from an Alien world or plucked straight from the Garden of Eden (truly, words can't describe the life-altering sensations caused by these little tablets). Snozzberries in our wallpaper tasted like . . . ok, they were just boogers (tip to self: don't lick wallpaper). But seriously, these little things are incredible. You can join the new craze of hosting "flavor tripping" parties. Everyone gets a dose of Miracle Berry, and then you taste things. You can even help your diet with Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets - healthy yucky foods will taste like candy and you won't crave sugar-laden (i.e. fattening) candy anymore. See…it's a miracle!Please note: Highly acidic foods (like pure lemon juice) will taste wonderful, but will still harm your mouth if you drink too much. Also, if you are outside of the US, please check your local laws before ordering (just to make sure your order doesn't get stopped at customs).Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets * Dissolve half a tablet on your tongue and sour and bitter foods will taste sweet * Flavor-bending effects can last up to 1 hour * No harmful side effects (other than wanting more) * Each tablet is 3/8" in diameter and is two servings (10 tablets/20 servings per box) * Take 1/2 a tablet - or take a whole one for a more intense experience * Ingredients: Miracle Berry powder and corn starch - nothing else!My response: DO THEY WORK!? Most likely not.... I'm ordering some tho.. (just to see ^.^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zade_o Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I do. But not on my cantelope. Or on sushi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 @Ghost:> I do. But not on my cantelope. Or on sushi.or ramen or pizza. wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 i am going to get my dad to make target sell this.(he works as a target food admin)Warning - while you were typing 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 LOL! (watch video at bottom) :afro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 that has to be the coolest site i ahve ever seen. epic candies they have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 LOL! Iced dairy treats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Refuge Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 @[SB:> Chakkra link=topic=41633.msg413777#msg413777 date=1238642867]> Warp your taste buds> > Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds, but the exact cause is still a mystery). But the berries work, and it's a miracle.> > Now you know we wouldn't sell you something without trying it first. So, we did. Limes suddenly tasted like the sweetest, most perfect limeade ever. Oranges (already quite sweet) tasted like they were imported from an Alien world or plucked straight from the Garden of Eden (truly, words can't describe the life-altering sensations caused by these little tablets). Snozzberries in our wallpaper tasted like . . . ok, they were just boogers (tip to self: don't lick wallpaper). But seriously, these little things are incredible. You can join the new craze of hosting "flavor tripping" parties. Everyone gets a dose of Miracle Berry, and then you taste things. You can even help your diet with Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets - healthy yucky foods will taste like candy and you won't crave sugar-laden (i.e. fattening) candy anymore. See…it's a miracle!> > Please note: Highly acidic foods (like pure lemon juice) will taste wonderful, but will still harm your mouth if you drink too much. Also, if you are outside of the US, please check your local laws before ordering (just to make sure your order doesn't get stopped at customs).> > Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets> > * Dissolve half a tablet on your tongue and sour and bitter foods will taste sweet> * Flavor-bending effects can last up to 1 hour> * No harmful side effects (other than wanting more)> * Each tablet is 3/8" in diameter and is two servings (10 tablets/20 servings per box)> * Take 1/2 a tablet - or take a whole one for a more intense experience> * Ingredients: Miracle Berry powder and corn starch - nothing else!> > My response: DO THEY WORK!? Most likely not.... I'm ordering some tho.. (just to see ^.^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 that. is. epic.i must have those fruits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Lol bacon in a tube…My newest topping for burgers and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRiM570N3 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Im from sweden and i dident know of that product. But some in sweden eat a kind of rancid herring in the mid-summer….it smells like a animal crawld under your house and died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 It's a turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Yeah. It looks like a photography was trying to do some abstract photography, then somebody threw a peice of burned bacon onto the plate at the last moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 You guys do realize that ThinkGeek is natorious for their april fools jokes right?[Super PiiPii Brothers](http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html)LOL and wtf is American flavor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeross Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Even worse:Regards, Xeross[x3tech](http://x3tech.com) CEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkStorm95 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Wow messed up… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 This would sell so good in a deal, like get the lube and you get the condiment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 @The:> This would sell so good in a deal, like get the lube and you get the condimentSo I heard you like lube, so we put bacon-sauce in your tube so you can cook while you __________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 hey, I'd buy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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