Alster Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 A small joke I picked up from a friend. Not for the young…Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.''Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, ' If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his peenis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno 5.0 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 ..rofli am so sharing this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 XDThat is genius.Such wise words…haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Oh wow didn't see that one coming. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 hahapretty amazingI didn't see it coming either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulkaar Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soljah Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Heh… Nicely done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jna Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Lmao. Epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 haha that is pretty hilarious. :P XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 wut needs WTFComic make-over for epic win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Too epic for Linux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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