Drummerpete Posted May 17, 2009 Author Share Posted May 17, 2009 @Gwen:> So my GF and I were laying in bed about to… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyvo Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Talk about how they would go about killing your other GF.Haha, what did you think I was going to post? The "F" word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dao Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 So my GF and I were laying in bed about to MAKE PB AND J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akselj Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 So my GF and I were laying in bed about to fall out.EPIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuraguKoto Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 So my BF (I'm not homosexual) and I were laying in bed to have sex?What else do opposite genders do in bed anyway?lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akselj Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 They do what I said, fall out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted May 18, 2009 Author Share Posted May 18, 2009 @[æ‹:> YuraguKoto♥♥ link=topic=44550.msg451412#msg451412 date=1242658735]> What else do opposite genders do in bed anyway?Well, if they are married, ignore each other. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 So Gwen and her gіrlfrіend were laying in bed about to mðsturbate whilst thinking about me.Regards, Gumball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuraguKoto Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What's masturbate? I have a feeling that if I look it up my safesurf will pop-up and block the webpage. And my landlady will kill me for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 delete your history whilst searching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted May 19, 2009 Author Share Posted May 19, 2009 "To play with ones self." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuraguKoto Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I don't get it… Can you explain in in erm... layman terms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted May 19, 2009 Author Share Posted May 19, 2009 @[æ‹:> YuraguKoto♥♥ link=topic=44550.msg452360#msg452360 date=1242747581]> I don't get it… Can you explain in in erm... layman terms?I really don't think I should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuraguKoto Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Why?If it's really inconvenient, you can just PM me ^^. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luneth Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 So my GF and I were laying in bed about to… go to sleep.... isn't that what beds are for :)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 This one is a spoiled barrel of monkeys just waiting to be opened… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruitpunch Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 This one is a spoiled barrel of monkeys just waiting to be opened to be killedand to masturbate: for a male it is when he moves his hand up and down his "you know what" rapidly. For a girl its when she either rubs the edge of her box or puts her finger inside of it.box = word filter for female reproductive organ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akselj Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 It can mean lots of other things, too:All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 …I was lying in bed with my girlfriend, and we were about to bonk each other sensless for like 4 hours straight...There, I said what was so obvious, nobody expected it...you may now bask in my glorious powers of annoying people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 with a very big chicken as the lava lamp broke so a chicken swalloed a light bulb to become a lamp that did a very big… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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