Particle Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 I saw Giaken post this on Mirage and just HAD to bring this over :PSome of these make me laugh so hard :P> DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!> try pressing the the Caps Lock key> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!> fuck me> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.> * YuFFie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Owned.)> * YuFFie ([email protected]) has joined #> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELFEpic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Awww, I can't take part in this thread. Already did on Mirage :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Particle Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 @Robin:> Awww, I can't take part in this thread. Already did on Mirage :(Tahah So Did I (Y)Just so much Epic that I had to repost it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Eh, it's fairly old now. It's kept me entertained through college for a while.It's more fun actually being on IRC though. Most of the Bash.org scenes are fixed or just plain un-funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 When i checked the forum of mirage, i saw a discussion (More a fight) that caught me thinking. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Eh, that happens around Mirage now. No one makes anything there anymore. We basically just sit around being old. Or playing games together :xAs you can imagine, all that pent up self-confidence and ego just explode in every thread on the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Particle Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 @Robin:> Eh, that happens around Mirage now. No one makes anything there anymore. We basically just sit around being old. Or playing games together :x> > As you can imagine, all that pent up self-confidence and ego just explode in every thread on the forum.Hahah I love Reading the threads… Not because Im interested in the thread because Im just waiting for someone to make a slip up and for EVERYONE to Jump them :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Well not ego, it was the topic that there was a new Moderator. And some guy was talking with the "Veterans" of Mirage and acting like best buddy's. But the Veterans flipped out for not knowing him while he was saying he was luring the whole time '-,- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Particle Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 > The Oracle says:> canadia sucks> ÄÂanielKelter ;] says:> FUCK YOU.> WE ENJOY RIDING POLAR BEARS> AND GOING TO THE BATHROOM ON THE ICE> MY POLAR BEAR, FRED, LIKES ME> THANK YOU VERY MUCH> BRB ICE FISHING> The Oracle says:> i0–i had no idea> brb> ÄÂanielKelter ;] says:> Back From Ice Fishing> Caught Some Shark (Y)Tahaha Me and Oracle on MSN :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 im not racist, i had black friends, but my dad sold them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 i love that 98 one, because we 98ers can all relate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sowtis Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Yeah the 98 one is epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 @Hippo I had 98 for a couple years after xp came out (:O)HEY EURAKARTEINSULTRETORTCOUNTER-RETORTQUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCESUGGESTION TO SHUT THE duck UPNOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUMRIPOSTEADDON RIPOSTECOUNTER-RIPOSTECOUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTENONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTONRESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDESWORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOODACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMSget upget on upget upget on upand DANCE* nmp3bot dances :D-<* nmp3bot dances :D|-<* nmp3bot dances :D/-<<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internethey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars********* see!hunter2doesnt look like stars to me*******thats what I seeoh, really?Absolutelyyou can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2haha, does that look funny to you?lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******thats neat, I didnt know IRC did thatyep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******awesome!wait, how do you know my pw?er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pwoh, ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Haha I like the 98 one as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 @[SBS:> Yorty. link=topic=46940.msg478517#msg478517 date=1245802474]> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars> ********* see!> hunter2> doesnt look like stars to me> *******> thats what I see> oh, really?> Absolutely> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2> haha, does that look funny to you?> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******> awesome!> wait, how do you know my pw?> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw> oh, ok.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wow smart kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway rightBlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say…BlackAdder> WRONG BTICHBlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOUBlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIESBlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNYBlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIESBlackAdder> IN FACTBlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOWBlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CAREBlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.**** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway rightCRCError> rightheartless> Right.r3v> rightYOU ALL SUCK DICKer.hi.A common typo.the keys are like right next to each other.Hey, you know what sucks?vaccuumsHey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?black holesHey, you know what just isn't cool?lava?oh manI was opening a coke, right--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmindand it explodedALMOST all over my keyboardbut I got it away just in time<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers):<* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKSThe problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?d-_-bhow u make that inverted b?waitnever mindwhat should I give sister for unzipping?Um. Ten bucks?no I mean like, WinZip?Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter BookLet's see the results..."Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry."Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everythingA magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to."Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.""Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.OkI have found, definitive proofthat J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?O_______OSomething silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wangThen, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate meGarbageStan23: why?Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!GarbageStan23: oh shit!Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look everRabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robertyou don't live in Hope mills do you?ya, why man?lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?you mother fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Yeah, just copy & paste the entire fucking page here… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Lol robin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Bash.org is hilarious, i have been reading it for years. The only problem is it never seems to update. Or maybe im just not checking the right pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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