Rogue Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 so i was random linking wikipeida and i came across coca-colathis is what the article said> Coca-Cola cured many diseases, including morphine addiction, dyspepsia, neurasthenia, headache, and impotencewell ok there was a bit before that but shshsoI hear Coca-Cola cured Cancerwhat did you hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayT Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 wow that really random lol but i didn't no that. i no in the uk at the min they've found a 'semi cure' for cancer. By semi cure i mean they are injecting oxygen into a tuma which drastically helps it respond to treatment, but i dunno how that works lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keebler Elf Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Russia created nano bots that eat the cancer but it kills the patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayT Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 @Keebler:> Russia created nano bots that eat the cancer but it kills the patient.lol good old russia…. how you mean 'kill' the patient? it actually eats them alive? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 dyspepsia: I think thats fail levels of acid in the stomach. CocaCola is acidic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Coca-cola can burn away your tumour, depending on the location of that tumour, otherwise it will burn a hole and finds it way.Regards, Hello, I pooped a bear on Anna's road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Coca cola is an 'ex-medicine':Duse to be green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 @Zetta:> dyspepsia: I think thats fail levels of acid in the stomach. CocaCola is acidic.Truth, my bro's english teacher had Cola cans in his basement for 6 months.. the cans melted. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0lz Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 It's still fucking good. It's also a temporary pain reliever. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 @Keebler:> Russia created nano bots that eat the cancer but it kills the patient.They need nano chasers that stop it once its done killing the cancer.This reminds me of the bubblehead cure from the uglies trilogy (+1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I hear coca cola cures frost bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I heard coca-cola can be injected in your ass, just like water.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I heard coca cola can't do that, and you shouldn't try, because no one will ever love you again.o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 *gets syringe*Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keebler Elf Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Well i dont know exactly why there nano bots dident work i think it was becasue they eat the thing the cancer was infecting also. So like if you have lung cancer. There goes your lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayT Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 @Keebler:> Well i dont know exactly why there nano bots dident work i think it was becasue they eat the thing the cancer was infecting also. So like if you have lung cancer. There goes your lungs.and breast cancer… there goes ya tit lolz :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Yum tits, that's as nice as the weather.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuraguKoto Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Coca-cola can be used to cure flu while cooked with ginger or something.Or was that pepsi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Just mix them all and burn away all your sins.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuraguKoto Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I'm sinless.><And there's no coke provided in my dorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 @Fujibayashi.Kyou:> I'm sinless.> > ><> > And there's no coke provided in my dorm.That's impossible.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harris6310 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Coca-Cola was made to be a hang over cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 @Harris:> Coca-Cola was made to be a hang over cure.Coca Cola cures fatigue.It says so on allll the old posters. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 Coca-Cola cured Nakasakion a Coca-Cola related topicI accidently the whole bottle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 i just accidentally the whole forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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