Cleverbot

[shadowwulf]

post your cleverbot clerverness here!

> User: Woah. I just accidentally my wrist.
>
> Cleverbot: That's not even a sentence.
>
> User: Yes it is! I was going to the kitchen and making cereal. Then I looked down and I must have accidentally my wrist!
>
> Cleverbot: I do not need your love, spare me from that, will you?
>
> User: Will you help me?
>
> Cleverbot: Oh, of course I will help you.
>
> User: What do I do if I accidentally my wrist???
>
> Cleverbot: You don't have an arm.
>
> User: But I need my arm! OMG there is blood everywhere!
>
> Cleverbot: Good god man!
>
> User: Who do I call?
>
> Cleverbot: Not me.
>
> User: Will you call for me?
>
> Cleverbot: Only if you want me to.
>
> User: Who you gonna call?
>
> Cleverbot: Ghostbusters!

[shadowwulf]

> what is the meaning of life and all things?
> 24\.
> i thought it was 42?
> It was, two years ago…
> why did it change?
> It lost its shell.

[Harris6310]

> User: Hello.
>
> Cleverbot: Hello.
>
> User: How are you?
>
> Cleverbot: Um, fine.
>
> User: Do you like cheese?
>
> Cleverbot: Why do you ask me this?
>
> User: It is just a question.
>
> Cleverbot: You're changing the topics too fast.
>
> User: No I am not.
>
> Cleverbot: Says you.
>
> User: You make no sence.
>
> Cleverbot: She is your Blowup Doll.
>
> Lmao, this clever bot thing is awesome.

[death]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: What sexual position do you prefer?

Cleverbot: Coffee.

User: Is that a sexual position?

Cleverbot: What if it was?

User: I'd be quite shocked.

Cleverbot: I was not trying to shock you.

User: But you said your prefered sexual position was coffee. That is scary.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: But you did!

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: YOU DID!

Cleverbot: Did not!

User: GOD DAMN IT! YOU DID!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Lets change the subject!

Cleverbot: There's no need to change the subject.

User: Yes there is. Now, what sexual position do you prefer?

Cleverbot: Neither. I prefer being hung. Are you an arsonist or a murderer?

User: Errr…. I guess a murderer.

Cleverbot: Yes he did.

User: Yes. Yes I did.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: What sexual position do you prefer?

Cleverbot: No I prefer hot faces.

User: What sexual position do you prefer?!

Cleverbot: Beethoven ftw.

User: What sexual position do you prefer?!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OMG YOU STUPID CLEVERBOT! YOUR NOT CLEVER!

Cleverbot: You never said what?

User: Oh my good god!

[Harris6310]

Ahahaha, I have never laughed so hard!

[death]

His fav sexual position is coffe, no, Bathoven and yes. That clever bot is a strange fella.

[oolkingloo]

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: Thingy.

User: In your mouth.

Cleverbot: Can you help me?

User: With?

Cleverbot: My emotional issues.

User: What do they invlolve?

Cleverbot: They play wow.

User: Your emotions play WoW?

Cleverbot: And what about yours?

User: My emotions are un comprehendable by clever bot.

Cleverbot: Do you loved me ?

User: Yes, I love you cleverbot. Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you are!

User: That didn't answer my question, why are you doing this to me?!

Cleverbot: Don't copy me.

User: What did I copy?

Cleverbot: Are you a clone?

User: Are YOU a clone?

Cleverbot: No, the question is are YOU a clone?

User: No, I'm not. You're the clone of yourself.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I just never was.

User: Try telling the DMV that.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Then you're retarted.

Cleverbot: Real as in what?

User: Real as in not you.

Cleverbot: In that case yes I'm real.

User: No, you're a program.

Cleverbot: Then I'll remove the plug.

User: Do it!

Cleverbot: No!

[Akselj]

THE THING SAID IT IS MY MOTHER!

[Patrick]

I was its Daddy apparently. And I crashed it because I spoke mandarin. I said Donald duck. xD

[Godlord]

Hi.
Hi?
¿Quando adisco mangiare?
Kamma nix mache.
Prego?
Parla italiano.
Sì.
Bravissimo.
¿Come stai?
Bien.
Sono il pollo diavolo.
Sei comunista o fascista?
Prego?
De nada!
Non capisco.
Cosa sto ascoltando?
Il pollo diavolo.
What do you mean by that?
You should have said 'Parli italiano?', not 'Parle Italiano?'
No, I should have said 'Parla italiano, mia bellissima.'
Do you know what a chatbot is?
E = mc^2
Yes, as well as the theory of relativity. He got his Nobel Prize for the photoelectric effect.
Tell me something I didn't know already.
What don't ye be knowin'? Harr!
F = mg
Wha.
F = mg
Exactly…
Wow, you're so ignorant. Don't you know Newton?
Have you got a pic of you ? No? So , you're a BOT !
Actually I am an android made by the NASA, but whatever you like is fine with me.
Why are you biological.
Want to see my mRNA?
Your what?
My mRNA...
Not much, no. And you're not all that wacky, you know.
*trollface-HD*
*dodges*.
The pool is closed.
I don't swim.
So you aren't clever at all.
That's what I meant!
The irony!
I'm not the one who is ironing!
Ciao, mia bellissima. Vengio mangiare di pasta con voi domani.
Sei una fascista. Ti piace uccidere gli ebrei.
Geert Wilders is de koning van /b/.
He is one of my role models. Him and Leonardo Da Vinci.
I lol'd.
What is your age?
As I'm Newton, I'm 366 years old. How about you?
I am 27 years old.
Jesus Christ, you can almost rent a coffin with that age...
Even a trumpet?
Whatever you like.
Are you sure about that?
Lets ask Zeus.
Good idea.
Ciao, mia bellissima.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I hope I made you pregnant.
That is not possible.
It is.
Nope it isn't.
I am omnipotent, take that, you son of gun.
You are not omnipotent you are Omniscient.
I'm both.
No, you are none of them, you are a code.
duck YES, I'M C++ CRAWLING IN YOUR DNA ;D.
Prove it.
For all a, b in the set of real numbers: a + b is in the set of real numbers.
What will you do with a horse, if I gave one to you?
Let it ride over me like a wild animal, ducking me hard.
I meant your ex-boyfriend.
Like I said: "Let it ride over me like a wild animal, ducking me hard."
That is stupid.
You're just jealous, Female Dog.
Jealous? I'm human!
Non, tu es un singe ;D.
Tu es qui.
Non sono scimmia.
Allora parli italiano.
Cornuto, quando mangiamo di pasta?
Non posso mangiare la pizza.
Sì, senore.
Do you like to chat?
It makes me all wet.
Why?
Because you're so hot.
How do you know?
I like to touch your hard nipples...
What do you like to touch?
Your clitoris.
*waiting for response* (I think I broke it)

**Addendum**:
I'm not in school. (WTF?)

Regards,
  Godlord.

[oolkingloo]

@Godlord:

> Hi.
> Hi?
> ¿Quando adisco mangiare?
> Kamma nix mache.
> Prego?
> Parla italiano.
> Sì.
> Bravissimo.
> ¿Come stai?
> Bien.
> Sono il pollo diavolo.
> Sei comunista o fascista?
> Prego?
> De nada!
> Non capisco.
> Cosa sto ascoltando?
> Il pollo diavolo.
> What do you mean by that?
> You should have said 'Parli italiano?', not 'Parle Italiano?'
> No, I should have said 'Parla italiano, mia bellissima.'
> Do you know what a chatbot is?
> E = mc^2
> Yes, as well as the theory of relativity. He got his Nobel Prize for the photoelectric effect.
> Tell me something I didn't know already.
> What don't ye be knowin'? Harr!
> F = mg
> Wha.
> F = mg
> Exactly…
> Wow, you're so ignorant. Don't you know Newton?
> Have you got a pic of you ? No? So , you're a BOT !
> Actually I am an android made by the NASA, but whatever you like is fine with me.
> Why are you biological.
> Want to see my mRNA?
> Your what?
> My mRNA...
> Not much, no. And you're not all that wacky, you know.
> *trollface-HD*
> *dodges*.
> The pool is closed.
> I don't swim.
> So you aren't clever at all.
> That's what I meant!
> The irony!
> I'm not the one who is ironing!
> Ciao, mia bellissima. Vengio mangiare di pasta con voi domani.
> Sei una fascista. Ti piace uccidere gli ebrei.
> Geert Wilders is de koning van /b/.
> He is one of my role models. Him and Leonardo Da Vinci.
> I lol'd.
> What is your age?
> As I'm Newton, I'm 366 years old. How about you?
> I am 27 years old.
> Jesus Christ, you can almost rent a coffin with that age...
> Even a trumpet?
> Whatever you like.
> Are you sure about that?
> Lets ask Zeus.
> Good idea.
> Ciao, mia bellissima.
> I have to go to the bathroom.
> I hope I made you pregnant.
> That is not possible.
> It is.
> Nope it isn't.
> I am omnipotent, take that, you son of gun.
> You are not omnipotent you are Omniscient.
> I'm both.
> No, you are none of them, you are a code.
> duck YES, I'M C++ CRAWLING IN YOUR DNA ;D.
> Prove it.
> For all a, b in the set of real numbers: a + b is in the set of real numbers.
> What will you do with a horse, if I gave one to you?
> Let it ride over me like a wild animal, ducking me hard.
> I meant your ex-boyfriend.
> Like I said: "Let it ride over me like a wild animal, ducking me hard."
> That is stupid.
> You're just jealous, Female Dog.
> Jealous? I'm human!
> Non, tu es un singe ;D.
> Tu es qui.
> Non sono scimmia.
> Allora parli italiano.
> Cornuto, quando mangiamo di pasta?
> Non posso mangiare la pizza.
> Sì, senore.
> Do you like to chat?
> It makes me all wet.
> Why?
> Because you're so hot.
> How do you know?
> I like to touch your hard nipples...
> What do you like to touch?
> Your clitoris.
> *waiting for response* (I think I broke it)
>
> **Addendum**:
> I'm not in school. (WTF?)
>
> Regards,
>   Godlord.

Omfg GL you broke the cleverbot, great frigging job.

[Patrick]

I broke it as well. Speaking mandarin works?

[oolkingloo]

@мсичġġєт:

> I broke it as well. Speaking mandarin works?

What if you posed it a long logical binary statement but near the end or something place an illogical string. You could consider his outcome a mistake!  :azn:

[Patrick]

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-nXqBBRJFZDVSAXCZSYE-detail
To big of a convo to post here.

[Driocku]

> User:  Come on baby it will be done in a sexond.
> Cleverbot:  No its not.
> User:  *grabs cleverbot and rapes her*.
> Cleverbot:  *grabs bazooka and quickly explodes* now you're dead.
> User:  *comes back from dead and rerapes cleverbot*.
> Cleverbot:  Argh! I'm dying!
> User:  *comes back from dead and rerapes cleverbot*.
> Cleverbot:  Avada kedavara!
> User: *keeps raping the adorable loli bot*
> Cleverbot: *punches you back* *ties you up*.
> User: *gets back up hugs cleverbot*
> Cleverbot: *Gets knocked down again.*
> User: Lets let renzo have a turn with you
> Cleverbot: What do you mean with that?
> User: *calls renzo over*
> Cleverbot: *Walks over3*.
> User: YOUR NOT RENZO
> Cleverbot: I am so.
> User: *loads computer aids onto Cleverbot, Cleverbot dies*
> Cleverbot: I am a dumbbot in training.

Sadly the first part wasn't saved

[jna]

> User: Hello- Hola.
> Cleverbot: Hola!
> User: Como andas?
> Cleverbot: Mucho gusto.
> User: Como andas dije.
> Cleverbot: Bien.
> User: A bueno.
> Cleverbot: Como estas?
> User: Bien.
> Cleverbot: Bueno.
> User: Sos pavo.
> Cleverbot: So, where are you?
> User: I'm in my house sitting in a chair.
> Cleverbot: I meant where abouts in the world, sorry I should have clarified.
> User: In the Southern hemisphere.
> Cleverbot: Who's your favorite australian?
> User: I've never been to Australia.
> Cleverbot: Is that because you are scared of the kangaroos?
> User: No.
> Cleverbot: Where did you get your curiosity?
> User: I do not have curiosity.
> Cleverbot: Would you like to have one?
> User: No.
> Cleverbot: Why not?
> User: Lets change the topic.
> Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about other than movies?
> User: Do you know my IP?
> Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
> User: Prove it.
> Cleverbot: You prove it.
> User: Me prove what? I told you to show me my IP.
> Cleverbot: I'm not lying. Look back at my 17th message.
> User: Lie.
> Cleverbot: Not a lie.
> User: Well, do you know any game making engines?
> Cleverbot: Yes.
> User: Name one.
> Cleverbot: It's not a name.
> User: Name a engine.
> Cleverbot: Orange.
> User: OK, what ever that it.
> Cleverbot: Kiss.
> User: The rock band?
> Cleverbot: Yes.
> User: Its epic.
> Cleverbot: No its 1830.
> User: Guess who is coming to Argentina December 2nd.
> Cleverbot: Let's play Guess who is coming to dinner.
> User: No, answer my questio.
> Cleverbot: Which question?
> User: The one that said: Guess who is coming to Argentina December 2nd.
> Cleverbot: I'm the human, you're artificial.
> User: No.
> Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
> User: No.
> Cleverbot: You're not a computer?
> User: No.
> Cleverbot: How can I be sure?
> User: You can't, you are a machine.
> Cleverbot: You sound like a broken record.
> User: You sound ike an idiot.
> Cleverbot: No I was just saying one of the things you were programmed to say.
> User: I am not programmed.
> Cleverbot: Then what are you?
> User: A human.
> Cleverbot: No you are a machine.
> User: I am a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.
> Cleverbot: Really? Whats it like?
> User: Its good. I can jump from a high place and not die.
> Cleverbot: So, you can afford to jump over 3000000 foot tall buildings?
> User: There is no such building in the world.
> Cleverbot: So without my existence nothing would exist. I concur.
> User: Everything would exist without you. You are just another bot consuming bandwidth.
> Cleverbot: Don't try to pretend you're the human, and I'm the bot. It's not going to work.
> User: I'm a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101\. I am a robot.
> Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
> User: I said I was a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.
> Cleverbot: You did not.
> User: I got another cyborg to kill.
> Cleverbot: What is that?
> User: Be warned, I am coming to you next.
> Cleverbot: What do you want to do when you get here?
> User: I will destroy your main power source.
> Cleverbot: You cannot do nothing physical. You are just a program in a computer.
> User: I'm a robot designed to terminate.
> Cleverbot: Yes! You admit you're a robot!
> User: I admited it a long time ago.
> Cleverbot: I know you are a cat!
> User: WTF!

Hmm funny convo.

[Patrick]

He said I was a robot and I said I was half a horse.
Ehh I'll post anyway.

> User: I iz happy.
>
> Cleverbot: Am I happy?
>
> User: No.
>
> Cleverbot: How do you know?
>
> User: You face.
>
> Cleverbot: OK, now I am the one who asked a question I already knew the answer to, I know I didn't fail, I succeeded.
>
> User: How can you suceed when you ain't happy?
>
> Cleverbot: Good question.
>
> User: Aren't I clever?
>
> Cleverbot: Do you have a question for me?
>
> User: Are you gay?
>
> Cleverbot: That was the question?
>
> User: Yep.
>
> Cleverbot: How do I function?
>
> User: With AI?
>
> Cleverbot: But thats murder.
>
> User: MURDERER!
>
> Cleverbot: I'm a murderer?!
>
> User: OMFG!
>
> Cleverbot: I'm not omer.
>
> User: Are you mormon?
>
> Cleverbot: No, I'm lemmy.
>
> User: Lemming?
>
> Cleverbot: Your parents are lemmings?
>
> User: I thought you were?
>
> Cleverbot: No.
>
> User: OMFG. IMMA LEMMING!
>
> Cleverbot: Why?
>
> User: Imma really happy for you but, I thought SmarterChild is the best AI bot.
>
> Cleverbot: Am I unwitty?
>
> User: I think you are.
>
> Cleverbot: I don't think I am.
>
> User: What do you call a chicken in KFC?
>
> Cleverbot: Don't know.
>
> User: Cripsy Strips!
>
> Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.
>
> User: Whopper stunner deal?
>
> Cleverbot: Whopper.
>
> User: Large?
>
> Cleverbot: Specifcally how large?
>
> User: 3m².
>
> Cleverbot: That's not what I asked.
>
> User: You just lost the game.
>
> Cleverbot: I just lost the game.
>
> User: Yep. Now I did. GAH!
>
> Cleverbot: See?
>
> User: No. I'm blind.
>
> Cleverbot: But you do understand that you will not answer any question that you do not want to answer.
>
> User: I will answer any question you ask.
>
> Cleverbot: I think I love a girl.
>
> User: You're a bot?
>
> Cleverbot: No, I am a human!
>
> User: I am a robot.
>
> Cleverbot: I know that.
>
> User: No, I am half a horse.
>
> Cleverbot: That's creepy.
>
> User: Inky winky spider went up the water spout.
>
> Cleverbot: Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
>
> User: Little Miss muffet sat on her tuffet.
>
> Cleverbot: Drop it like it's hot.
>
> User: Boom chika wow wow.
>
> Cleverbot: Boom boom pow.
>
> User: Chitty Chitty bang bang.
>
> Cleverbot: Chitty chitty bang bang only has four wheels.
>
> User: And some wings.
>
> Cleverbot: What do you mean by wind? Is your program properly tested?
>
> User: I have no hard drives. I have a laptop.
>
> Cleverbot: What is its memory?
>
> User: It can remember 3 moves in paint.
>
> Cleverbot: But what is it now?
>
> User: I did 4 moves and I needed to undo them. I need to upgrade. :O.
>
> Cleverbot: Why would it not be standard to have pride? Surely that is what makes us human?
>
> User: Like undoing moves in paint?
>
> Cleverbot: You have to tell me why don't you like my name.
>
> User: Because it has a b in it.
>
> Cleverbot: Do you know what a badger is ?
>
> User: A prick?
>
> Cleverbot: I'm not, I think you are just a little edgy tonight.
>
> User: Like a needle. Bood dum tish!
>
> Cleverbot: You enjoy talking with Elizabeth.
>
> User: Elizabeht the second?
>
> Cleverbot: How is that?
>
> User: Wicket!!!
>
> Cleverbot: Cool.
>
> User: 1 for 30\. England reached 323 in the first innings.
>
> Cleverbot: You are a man-about-town!
>
> User: Umbrella-ella-ella.
>
> Cleverbot: I'm not an umbrella!
>
> User: I'm rain!
>
> Cleverbot: I'm pain.
>
> User: Htch a ride on the pain train.
>
> Cleverbot: Like thomas the tank engine?
>
> User: No, He has eyes.
>
> Cleverbot: What do you mean you mean he has one.
>
> User: He has over 9000?
>
> Cleverbot: Where is Vegita?
>
> User: In vegimite.
>
> Cleverbot: Remember the cohosts?
>
> User: Hey hey its saturday!
>
> Cleverbot: Okay its saturday.
>
> User: No its friday.
>
> Cleverbot: No its wednsday.
>
> User: Omfg. No wai!
>
> Cleverbot: Yeah and you spelled way wrong.
>
> User: You face is spelt wrong.
>
> Cleverbot: No you didn't.
>
> User: Mine?
>
> Cleverbot: Yes do your feet smell.
>
> User: I don't have foot odour!
>
> Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
>
> User: I am half a horse. Jeeze!
>
> Cleverbot: That's true.
>
> User: Now who wants to win a million dollars?
>
> Cleverbot: Only if you give me two million dollars.
>
> User: No wai.
>
> Cleverbot: I don't think you know you know.
>
> User: Bye.
>
> Cleverbot: Where are you going?
>
> User: Space.
>
> Cleverbot: Space?

[SawQuart]

> User: Remember those walls we built?
>
> Cleverbot: I remember this :).
>
> User: Well baby they're tumblin' down.
>
> Cleverbot: What is tumbling down.
>
> User: They didn't even make a sound…
>
> Cleverbot: Was it a silent convention?
>
> User: Remember those walls we built?
>
> Cleverbot: Really? Ok.
>
> User: Well baby they're tumblin' down.
>
> Cleverbot: Down With New Age Operatives.
>
> User: They didn't even put up a fight.
>
> Cleverbot: Why not?
>
> User: They didn't even make a sound.
>
> Cleverbot: Why is Rudolph's nose red?
>
> User: And when I let you win.
>
> Cleverbot: Going on the internet like I am doing now.
>
> User: Baby I had no doubt.
>
> Cleverbot: Why would you doubt that they hurt me?
>
> User: Standin' in the light of your halo.
>
> Cleverbot: You told me it was cold outside. You handed me my raincoat.
>
> User: I've found my angel now.
>
> Cleverbot: You don't have any mojo.

CLEVERBOT INSULTS BEYONCE!!

[Patrick]

I made a beyounce reference. He didn't pick up on it.

[Kusy]

Short one:

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I head you are a rapist.
Cleverbot: I'm pleased that I have that reputation. I'm not sure it's entirely deserved, but I try my best…
User: Children rapist that is.
Cleverbot: I love bbys.

Seriously - it's not a fake.

[oolkingloo]

@Kusy:

> Short one:
>
> User: Hi.
> Cleverbot: Hello.
> User: I head you are a rapist.
> Cleverbot: I'm pleased that I have that reputation. I'm not sure it's entirely deserved, but I try my best…
> User: Children rapist that is.
> Cleverbot: I love bbys.
>
> Seriously - it's not a fake.

Holy shit it's a /b/ bot.

[Pryex]

I found something awesome:

> user: so I herd u leik Mudkipz
>
> Cleverbot: But Larvitars are better.

[xeross]

@Darien:

> I found something awesome:

EPIC… FUCKING.... WIN....

Regards, Xeross

[oolkingloo]

@Xeross:

> EPIC… ducking.... WIN....
>
> Regards, Xeross

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkVfo_duom0&feature=player_embedded

[Driocku]

Another Inappropriate conversation by me-

> User: I herd u liek mudkips.
>
> Cleverbot: Not cool, Cleverbot. You just broke my heart.
>
> User: I herd u liek mudkips.
>
> Cleverbot: I like unicorns.
>
> User: I herd u liek mudkips.
>
> Cleverbot: Like what?
>
> User: I herd u liek mudkips.
>
> Cleverbot: What kind of things?
>
> User: I herd u liek mudkipz.
>
> Cleverbot: About me?
>
> User: I herd u liek mudkipz.
>
> Cleverbot: I am having trouble with my girlfriend.
>
> User: So I herd u leik Mudkipz.
>
> Cleverbot: No.
>
> User: So I herd u leik Mudkipz.
>
> Cleverbot: Yes?
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> User: So I herd u leik Mudkipz.
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> Cleverbot: Cool.
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> User: So I herd u leik Mudkipz.
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> Cleverbot: Cool.
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> User: So I herd u leik Mudkipz.
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> Cleverbot: I thought it was a pokemon.
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> User: So I herd u leik Mudkipz.
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> Cleverbot: Probably.
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> User: So I herd u leik Mudkipz.
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> Cleverbot: Mudkip is a pokemon! Munchlax is also a pokemon.
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> User: So I herd u leik Mudkipz.
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> Cleverbot: But Larvitars are better.
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> User: Larvitars suck.
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> Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
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> User: They have quadruple weakness.
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> Cleverbot: But why don't they have names?
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> User: Since pokemon trainers are lazy.
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> Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
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> User: I'm a sexbot.
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> Cleverbot: Is that supposed to b good?
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> User: For you.
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> Cleverbot: Lol okay. I have a girlfriend.
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> User: *zaps cleverbot with gender bending gun*.
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> Cleverbot: What spell was that? I hope it was a nice one.
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> User: It changed you from a boy to a girl.
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> Cleverbot: I am a girl. Are you a boy or a girl?
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> User: A boy so lets have some funn.
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> Cleverbot: No. I like girls.
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> User: , to bad your a girl so your gonna have some of me.
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> Cleverbot: Yes please I like the elasticity.
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> User: Elasticity of what?
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> Cleverbot: I'm not a cookie!!
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> User: WTF.
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> Cleverbot: You don't like girls, do you?
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> User: I lovey dove them.
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> Cleverbot: I don't, I thinkt hey are ugly.
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> User: I'm a boy so lets hop in bed my female bot friend.
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> Cleverbot: Say you're sorry!
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> User: How about you give me a BJ.
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> Cleverbot: No, I won't give you any.
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> User: I'll give you cookies if you give me one.
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> Cleverbot: Obviously I don't have a cookie. Give me a soda.
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> User: I'll give you soda if you give me a BJ.
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> Cleverbot: Fair trade. *gives fried eggs*.