JohnPony Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 [http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html](http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbofile Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 > **9\. Has your son radically changed his appearance?**> > If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. [Hackers](http://www.geocities.com/syme1984/hackers_graphics/hackg02.gif) tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "[glow-sticks](http://glowproducts.com/quinten.jpg)" and some wear [pacifiers](http://media.chickclick.com/chickclick/image/culfea_rave_165.jpg) around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexion Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Lol, this was a good read. Nice find :b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNjO Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 > If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called ["AMD"](http://www.amd.com/), this is genuine cause for alarm. [AMD](http://www.amd.com/) is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of [American processor chips](http://www.intel.com/). They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American [processor](http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/ts/exchange-glance/Y01Y3117867Y3420222/adequacy-20) makers, such as [Intel](http://www.intel.com/), use to prevent hacking. [AMD](http://www.amd.com/) chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of[raising him well](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0415900042/adequacy-20).hahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growlith1223 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Was the guy on crack when he was thinking of all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddy Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 The article made me laugh (guide #9 and 10). :D Unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in book stores these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLtXfsPqVQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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