ark0n Posted February 15, 2010 Author Share Posted February 15, 2010 when chuck norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth downchuck norris CAN believe it's not butterchuck norris is the reason Wally is hidingwhen chuck norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark offbullets dodge chuck norrischuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got onechuck norris pushed humpty dumptychuck norris doesn't go hunting, chuck norris goes killingchuck norris has two speeds, walk, and killchuck norris' calendar goes straight from march 31st to april 2nd, no one fools chuck norrischuck norris can speak braillesome kids piss their name in the snowchuck norris can piss his name into concretesuperman owns a pair of chuck norris pyjamaschuck norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his bodychuck norris divides by 0chuck norris is always on top during sex because chuck norris never fucks upif it looks like chicken, tastes lke chicken and feels like chicken but chuck norris says it's beef, it'f fucking beefchuck norris can build a snowman out of rainchuck norris can kill two stones with one birdchuck norris once had an erection when lying face down, he struck oilchuck norris once finished 'the song that never ends'chuck norris counted to infinity - twicethere is no such thing as global warming, chuck norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.chuck norris gave mona lisa that smilechuck norris does not get frostbite, chuck norris bites frostchuck norris can win a game of connect four in three movesbehind every successful man, there is a woman, behind every dead man, there is chuck norrischuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and roundhouse kick himself in the back of the headthere is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to livechuck norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks throughjesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesusfor some, the left testicle is larger that the right one, for chuck norris, each testicle is larger than the other onechuck norris knows the last digit of pichuck norris let the dogs outchuck norris doesn't say 'who's your daddy?' because he knows the answerchuck norris can slam a revolving doorwhen chuck norris drinks vodka, vodka gets drunkChuck norris makes onions cry… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Old jokes are old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Chuck Norris is so retarded he uses Windows Vista. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 there was once a opperating system called chuck norris. however, it failed because it only reacted to 2 things. sex and drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Chuck Norris is so uncool all the jokes about him suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 @Pink!:> Chuck Norris is so uncool all the jokes about him suck.True. Chuck Norris is old and fail now. Like the copypasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @Yorty.:> True. Chuck Norris **jokes** are old and fail now. Like the copypasta.Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @Munro:> @Yorty.:> > > True. Chuck Norris **jokes** are old and fail now. Like the copypasta.> > FixedBruce Lee killed chuck norris (Notice how I didn't capitalize his name.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Boy Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Chuck Norris killed himself. AND LIVED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ark0n Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 lol ik these are old but idc i was sooo bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @üÃηúÑâ€Ã‘Æ’:> Chuck Norris killed himself. AND LIVED!!!Good riddance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Boy Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Jesus can walk on water, but Cbuck Norris can swim on land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 -> [tl;dr](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris+jokes) <- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @Bone:> -> [tl;dr](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris+jokes) <-Too stupid, didnt care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Don't care, don't post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @Bone:> Don't care, don't post.Dont you dar- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Thread Derailment: Its fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Boy Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Is that one of Chuck Norris's girlfreinds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @üÃηúÑâ€Ã‘Æ’:> Is that one of Chuck Norris's girlfreinds?No. Let me get this out there:Shut the Fuck about Chuck Norris. Shut THE FUCK UP. NOBODY CARES. HE IS NOT COOL. He is not god. He has a beard. He is a man. He can die from a 500 year old cannon. He can die of a fever. Chuck Norris has been beaten many times. His hat is not cool. He may have a large penis, but that doesnt make him god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @Yorty.:> No. Let me get this out there:> > Shut the Fuck about Chuck Norris. Shut THE FUCK UP. NOBODY CARES. HE IS NOT COOL. He is not god. He has a beard. He is a man. He can die from a 500 year old cannon. He can die of a fever. Chuck Norris has been beaten many times. His hat is not cool. He may have a large package, but that doesnt make him god.Oh grow up and stop pretending to be a rebel, you know damn well that we're just joking around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @Munro:> @Yorty.:> > > No. Let me get this out there:> > > > Shut the Fuck about Chuck Norris. Shut THE FUCK UP. NOBODY CARES. HE IS NOT COOL. He is not god. He has a beard. He is a man. He can die from a 500 year old cannon. He can die of a fever. Chuck Norris has been beaten many times. His hat is not cool. He may have a large package, but that doesnt make him god.> > Oh grow up and stop pretending to be a rebel, you know damn well that we're just joking around.Im not trying to be :/I just plain out hate all the Chuck Norris Crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @Yorty.:> but that doesnt make him god.God wishes He could be Chuck Norris ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 @Yorty.:> Thread Derailment: Its fun.> LOL @ "hot-screensaver.com". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Topic enduced flame should be locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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