Pirates vs. Ninjas

[lollicat]

@[Cake:

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> Pirate**s** all the way**.** **W**hy would you want to be a ninja**? T**hink of it this way:
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> Ninjas:
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> **N**o matter how much of a cool thing a ninja does, the**y're** always hiding so that no one sees what they do.
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> Pirates:
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> Pirates are known. **T**hey **reign** terror on all that pass and they did over time learn skills, sets, and tactics that worked best in battle, where a ninja just hid and used little trinkets.

Grammar fixed. ;D

[Corrupt]

@[PIE:

> Lollicat link=topic=61135.msg645036#msg645036 date=1275713668]
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> > Corrupt link=topic=61135.msg645032#msg645032 date=1275713470]
> > Pirate**s** all the way**.** **W**hy would you want to be a ninja**? T**hink of it this way:
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> > Ninjas:
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> > **N**o matter how much of a cool thing a ninja does, the**y're** always hiding so that no one sees what they do.
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> > Pirates:
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> > Pirates are known. **T**hey **reign** terror on all that pass and they did over time learn skills, sets, and tactics that worked best in battle, where a ninja just hid and used little trinkets.
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> Grammar fixed. ;D

-.- I never said "Oh Please Please save me from my horrible Grammar"

[lollicat]

@[Cake:

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> > Lollicat link=topic=61135.msg645036#msg645036 date=1275713668]
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> > > Corrupt link=topic=61135.msg645032#msg645032 date=1275713470]
> > > Pirate**s** all the way**.** **W**hy would you want to be a ninja**? T**hink of it this way:
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> > > Ninjas:
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> > > **N**o matter how much of a cool thing a ninja does, the**y're** always hiding so that no one sees what they do.
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> > > Pirates:
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> > > Pirates are known. **T**hey **reign** terror on all that pass and they did over time learn skills, sets, and tactics that worked best in battle, where a ninja just hid and used little trinkets.
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> > Grammar fixed. ;D
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> -.- I never said, "Oh, please please, save me from my horrible grammar!"

I'm a grammar Nazi, deal with it.

[Jeff]

do you guys honestly believe that pirates are better than ninjas?  Ninjas can do triple back flips without making noise.  When pirates try, they just fall off the boat.  Ninjas can walk on water, they don't even need boats anyway.

[Corrupt]

Stop watching cartoons and pay attention to physics.

[lollicat]

Ninjas work alone. Pirates outnumber them, generally one to at least twenty in their crew.

[Corrupt]

@[PIE:

> Lollicat link=topic=61135.msg645055#msg645055 date=1275714616]
> Ninjas work alone. Pirates outnumber them, generally one to at least twenty in their crew.

That means they show team work and they can handle a stressful event by having more people to work with, ninjas are loners.

[Helpmeplz]

Ninjas didn't work alone all the time  and they are not stupid enough to fight a group of pirates alone

[Corrupt]

@LegendWeaver:

> Ninjas didn't work alone all the time  and they are not stupid enough to fight a group of pirates alone

How would you know? unless your a ninja spy…

or a sad pirate who got beat...

[Marsh]

@Ballie:

> You should be some kind of world leader. ;)

duck yea I should. Dictatorship of marsh. No one would question me because everyone knows my decisions are sound.

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[balliztik1]

Bam! Polls are open!

[Marsh]

Id also like to mention the fact that pirates get drunk and party there ass of, yet they still manage to change with the times. There is more piracy (on the seas) today then there as ever before. Where are all the ninjas at? i cant seem to find the ninja movements? the political parties? the downright catchy songs from lazy town?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI

[renzo]

@silentdemonic:

> Time to drop the big one :)
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> http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Ninja&word2=Pirate
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> Go[d](ogle) says Ninjas kick Pirate booty.

Hmmm… [interesting](http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=pie&word2=cake).

[Marsh]

Of course google would favor ninjas, there are scared of the rising pirate masses to threaten corporate america.

[renzo]

i didn't really care about that fight, pirates are obviously better, i was more interested in the fight i posted :P
@[PIE:

> renzozuken2002 link=topic=61135.msg645075#msg645075 date=1275720030]
> Hmmm… [interesting](http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=pie&word2=cake).

[balliztik1]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Renzo&word2=Marsh

;D

[Marsh]

@[PIE:

> renzozuken2002 link=topic=61135.msg645080#msg645080 date=1275720473]
> I didn't really care about that fight, pirates are obviously better, I was more interested in the fight I posted :P
> @[PIE:
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> > renzozuken2002 link=topic=61135.msg645075#msg645075 date=1275720030]
> > Hmmm… [interesting](http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=pie&word2=cake).

Yes, I am aware I simply chose to ignore it. Im a politician now its what we do.

Not to mention the true Eclipse poll clearly said otherwise. Those are simply google results, even people ranting about how terrible pie is would count in your favor.

[renzo]

@Ballie:

> http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Renzo&word2=Marsh
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> ;D

lol, I'm surprised i even get that much XD

[Helpmeplz]

Marsh you have to put a Ninja Shuriken next to the pirate flag D:

[renzo]

@LegendWeaver:

> Marsh you have to put a Ninja Shuriken next to the pirate flag D:

What are you talking about? Ninjas have to remain hidden, they can't have their flags pasted everywhere, it could blow their cover.

That and ninjas are too big of losers to even have their own flag

[Marsh]

@LegendWeaver:

> Marsh you have to put a Ninja Shuriken next to the pirate flag D:

But that would make it a fair fight…

[Helpmeplz]

Lol we don't need a flag we have a symbol

[Marsh]

A symbol? kind of like a skull and crossbones? Again throwing this out there but Pirates are just as capable as ninjas fighting on one fucking leg and one eye. Like to see a ninja do that shit.

[Helpmeplz]

Ninjas are very well balanced

[Corrupt]

I agree,
Eever see a ninja use close range of course not they would lose.