Homicidal Monkey Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Ok, I've got a cool story for all you pplz.So last Wednesday at about 11pm or midnight, I had to take a crap really badly so anyway the toilet gets clogged because of the massive turd. Being late, I decide to procrastinate and unclog it in the morning. The next morning, I have to go to the bathroom. As I lifted up the seat, I remembered that it was clogged, so I decided to use a different toilet and address the problem later.Well, at noon, I left to go to orientation. When I passed Bakersfield, about 300mi north, I remembered that I forgot to unclog the toilet. I thought it was going to smell so much like crap when I got back on Saturday (today).Anyway, I just got back and had to go to the bathroom. I lifted the seat and remembered that I forgot to unclog it. This time I was determined to unclog it. But before leaving to find a plunger, I decided to try and flush one last time. AND GUESS WHAT? The thing flushed successfully! I guess that turdzilla dissolved over the past two-three days or something. Also, the room did not smell of crap.Moral of the story: Procrastination makes shit go away.btw real story is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 _Moral of the story: Procrastination makes shit go away._I'd slap you if it weren't for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 ZM, go get help. You need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 @«:> [»Wolf «][» link=topic=62148.msg657628#msg657628 date=1278203886]> ZM, go get help. You need it.lol no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chakkra Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 > Moral of the story: Procrastination makes shit go away.Double meaning. I like very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devogen Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I was hoping for a messy ending… like the shit had dissolved into a mass of goo and when you went to flush the entire lot spilled out of the bowl and onto the floor because the pipes were blocked.i guess you had alot of fibre in your diet :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 @PokemonSlayer:> I was hoping for a messy ending… like the shit had dissolved into a mass of goo and when you went to flush the entire lot spilled out of the bowl and onto the floor because the pipes were blocked.> > I guess you had alot of fibre in your diet :)What the fuck are you… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Hm you were very close to me on your way to orientation.You were on the 5 I live on the freeway to the right of it… the 14 about an hour or so from bakersfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skell Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I love stories with excrements in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 @Gardeviour:> Hm you were very close to me on your way to orientation.> > You were on the 5 I live on the freeway to the right of it… the 14 about an hour or so from bakersfieldI took the 99, not the 5\. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 @[PIERATE:> renzozuken2002 link=topic=62148.msg657730#msg657730 date=1278222915]> bad link is bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 *Fixed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Frigid anecdote, sibling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jna Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Usually in my house if I leave something for just 15 minutes it starts smelling like hell. And my brothers cant flush so it always smells bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adulese Games Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I'm surprised you didn't know about this little fact of life.- Adulese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In7el3ct Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 that is all I need to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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