The Gauntlet has been thrown

[Adulese Games]

I should mention that I am not a quantum physicist. I am an astrophysicist. Anyway, do continue.

Warm Regards,
Adulese

[Admiral Refuge]

Oh wow, a wall of text.  Where am I supposed to start?  Gibberish about cancer or your father's martial arts?  The way you talk you act like rapping is your learned profession, yet every single post you make goes further to regression.

Where's the rhymes?
My bleeding eyes, trying to read this shit of lies.
Go back to your mom to cry since you're the only one that wants her.
It'd be better use of your time, rather than drooling out this slur.

And for the record mate, I'm in the best shape of my life.
I can take your dad and take you out; like butter with a knife.
I've taken on entire gangs, on and off the web, and while you're off bitching, I'm powertripping, pounding you with lead.
And your dad may have a blackbelt, but mine can lift a car, and he can rape your father's ass and leave your jaw ajar.

And I'll skip the fact that we beat you in the Revolutionary War, do you even still have Canada and Australia anymore.  Weak?  Please show me your example with your point of reference to; we saved your ass in World War I and owned in World War II.

[Thorn]

Admiral stop, take a break and check the facts
Canada's a colony and England has our backs
Their Queen is our Queen, so it would seem
And we all got excited by this wedding that we've seen

We may use the loonie 'cause we don't like the pound
But our money- with the image of the Queen it's always crowned
So toss a coin, call it heads, let it hit the ground
'cause fealty to royalty is something still around!

That's not to say we're weak, and I hope you don't go there
We're peacekeepers boy, few others can compare
d-day went our way, now listen what I say,
put 'em down with a brutal military display
and what's more if we're gonna go delve
into stories well there's one I gotta pull off from the shelve
we torched the states, way back in the war of 1812

Now we ain't angry, that's not how we do things
We buried the hatchet and we threw away the slings
and the arrows, now we're sitting up here like kings
while we watch the wealthy pull and play your nation's strings.

[Thorn]

My history's off, it was 1814
it's two years diff, but it doesn't really seem
to make a difference though, because the truth of what we did
should be enough to make warmongers go and shut their lid.

[Magdreamer]

What is up with this wannabe nigga shit,
Shouldn't we work on our wannabe game developer fits?
Rapping doesn't belong in a thread, it belongs on a street. Since its here, too long didn't read.
We don't talk about things like countries, we talk about game characters like Kratos.
Oh yeah, I can count to po-ta-toes.

Uh, yeah, uh yeah.

[Keebler Elf]

@Thorn:

> My history's off, it was 1814
> it's two years diff, but it doesn't really seem
> to make a difference though, because the truth of what we did
> should be enough to make warmongers go and shut their lid.

Well I dont want to turn this into a historical thing, however there was equal burning on both sides. We torched (some city in ontario) you torched buffalo. You torched washington we torched toronto. Anyways back to your rap battle.

[azkanan]

@Admiral:

> Oh wow, a wall of text.  Where am I supposed to start?  Gibberish about cancer or your father's martial arts?  The way you talk you act like rapping is your learned profession, yet every single post you make goes further to regression.
>
> Where's the rhymes?
> My bleeding eyes, trying to read this shit of lies.
> Go back to your mom to cry since you're the only one that wants her.
> It'd be better use of your time, rather than drooling out this slur.
>
> And for the record mate, I'm in the best shape of my life.
> I can take your dad and take you out; like butter with a knife.
> I've taken on entire gangs, on and off the web, and while you're off bitching, I'm powertripping, pounding you with lead.
> And your dad may have a blackbelt, but mine can lift a car, and he can rape your father's ass and leave your jaw ajar.
>
> And I'll skip the fact that we beat you in the Revolutionary War, do you even still have Canada and Australia anymore.  Weak?  Please show me your example with your point of reference to; we saved your ass in World War I and owned in World War II.

My rhymes I admit are quite the sublime, my apologies if they're so far beyond your kind.

Over the course of this battle alot of words you've spoke,
And here I am apologizing because I thought you were a joke.
No, wait, let me take that back, I seem to be mistaken,
My true ability is far from awakened, sit down and be betaken.

I'm a lyrical smash up of Madness and the Blur,
I turn down Jay-Z to be his verbal caretaker,
My skills are in heavy demand,
I know the Oxford Dictionary like the back of my hand,
Here let me share you my skills,
kiss the ring of a god on the outer golden band.

Because you my boy are just a little man,
You're only here to excite your adrenaline gland,
I know my presence goes through you, I'm here in the cyberflesh,
now go back home to mommy before I serve you a dish.

What's that? You want to get political and historical?
Let's take a second to talk bout how your country was built.

For years, bathed in the sweat and blood of slaves,
Poor black men, ripped from their ancestral tribes,
You and your ancestors decided to ruin their lives,
And then when they were freed by one of your own kind,
You went ahead again and cast their caste with the horseflies.

Oh wait, I forgot and skipped a century or so,
your country was built on the bones of Indians and Eskimos.
Sure, maybe they were the orders of the Royal Crest's soldiers,
But you still treat them like dirt, left scraps in the american corners.

How much blood of innocents was shed in the name of the States as a nation?
Your government still kills in the name of Freedom and Emancipation,
But everybody knows they're digging for Oil and blaming it on Iran and Israel,
What's wrong? Are you ill? You seem to be going quite pale.

Does the truth scare you, Mister oh righteous?
Or maybe you're a sheep and didn't know, feel free to cuss,
Their lies and bullshit are as real as Jordan's chest -
And that's being shy, at the very, very best.

Let's get back on track with the rest of your slack,
I seem to need to pick up on your complete lack of no cack
That is evidently vomitting from your recepticle of a mouth,
Boy, every session of this rap is sending you further down south.

My father's an old man, going through his fifties,
so sure your dad might be able to beat him around the face with his huge man-titties.
That don't mean I can't just pop him with a home-grown truth,
Tell me, how many times did your father tell you to keep quiet about that masseuse
that he used to give you every other night when you were too young to even be this far from couth?

You're just a little boy, trying to climb everest mountain,
You'll never reach the skills of this god, just sit down and abstain,

Go back home and keep voting for McCain.

[Marsh]

Azkanan at first i had respect for your spoken word
but lets face it thats absurd people like you should
listen and not be heard. If your a god then you just
made me a atheist sit back and listen to marsh's rhymes
cuss you know that im the craziest.

Excite my adrenaline gland? really?  ill rip yours out
and make [Adrenochrome](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome) send your ass straight to the funeral home.
You should cut back on the sheer length of your rhymes.
We think there weak and you just prove it time after time.

Have some respect stop talking about your dads big titties
im not worried i know youl inherit it when your fifty.
Your insulting yourself, doin all my work! switch your
career from rapping to a grocery clerk. Anyway i grow
tired of dissecting all your rhymes, if i where you id
find a new past time.

Ps.

A little boy now you said that twice. I wish your
mother would have used a contraceptive device.

[azkanan]

Surely it's a sign of respect that you're attempting to dissect me
If not you'd be sitting back and eating lovely, believe me,
It's written in stone of histories past that you've got the
mic skills of a limp and downed ass, cmon Marsh,
I thought you new better than that.

You may have the people here dazzled by your past rap achievements
but I'm here to take you down, old school embezzlement.
The game's stepping up people, the man in the hat has stepped into the ring
But there's just me up against him? Let's see if he can overcome just this one thing.

[MCADAMS]

@Azkanan:

> Surely it's a sign of respect that you're attempting to dissect me
> If not you'd be sitting back and eating lovely, believe me,
> It's written in stone of histories past that you've got the
> mic skills of a limp and downed ass, cmon Marsh,
> I thought you new better than that.
>
> You may have the people here dazzled by your past rap achievements
> but I'm here to take you down, old school embezzlement.
> The game's stepping up people, the man in the hat has stepped into the ring
> But there's just me up against him? Let's see if he can overcome just this one thing.

You throw the gauntlet? I throw a fit.
I get on the mic and it's time to spit.

Yeah, McAdams on the mic, 'bout to light a fuse.
I'm a lyrical holocaust and you're the Jews.
My flow is like a river, call it the Nile.
Chillin' in Egypt, you can't match my style.

Rap battle, you're a bunch of fakes.
I'm more stacked than Aunt Jemima's pancakes
So realize you can't metaphorically step up to me
I flow like oil in the ocean, no thanks to BP.

OUT.

[Thorn]

Keebler, let me spout a history lesson
We responded to an act of violent aggression
The states marched North and they torched Toronto,
Violated war codes, and that was a no-go
Arson and looting, unprovoked shooting,
Civilian casualties, there is no refuting
That what they did had been forbid,
just a coward's power bid
but amid the battle grid
their plans went and took a skid
sideways,
when we went and called their bluff
marched right down 'cause we'd had enough
of their rough & tough stuff
we rebuffed 'em off the cuff
let 'em know we wouldn't take no more of their guff

So yes, there were flames up North of the border
But then we set 'em right on the pecking order
Leave us in peace, our offensive will cease
but keep it up and they would see a marked increase
in the ranks of deceased
we're shooting down piece by piece
So go leave our towns and our cities alone, capisce?

Just to be clear I'm not holding a grudge
I'm not the guy who's gonna go and judge
who was right and who was wrong, but I will not budge
when I see someone who's gone and had their history fudged.