28 Skills Every Man Should Know ~ new addons

[ENIGMAX]

  it would seems we should all know how to do these things
  and i dont know hoe to do half  :O

    :star: = what i know

  the list

  1\. Patch A Radiator Hose 
  2\. Protect Your Computer    :star:
  3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized
  4\. Frame a Wall
  5\. Retouch Digital Photos    :star:
  6\. Back Up a Trailer
  7\. Build a Campfire    :star:
  8\. Fix a Dead Outlet
  9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass    :star:
  10\. Use a Torque Wrench
  11\. Sharpen a Knife    :star:
  12\. Perform CPR    :star:
  13\. Fillet a Fish
  14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid
  15\. Get a Car Unstuck    :star:
  16\. Back Up Data    :star:
  17\. Paint a Room    :star:
  18\. Mix Concrete
  19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
  20\. Change Oil and Filter
  21\. Hook Up an HDTV
  22\. Bleed Brakes
  23\. Paddle a Canoe
  24\. Fix a Bike Flat      :star:
  25\. Extend Your Wireless Network    :star:
  26: Give a girl an orgasm.    :huh:
  27: Masturbate.    :O
  28\. Drive a jeep with no doors 50 miles through the mountains in a blizzard (while
        wearing late summer clothing)  :confused:
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[Gwen]

   the list

   1\. Patch A Radiator Hose   - duct tape
   2\. Protect Your Computer   - turn it off
   3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized -throw a life preserver
   4\. Frame a Wall  - go to the local picture store and buy a frame then hang it.
   5\. Retouch Digital Photos    - touch them again
   6\. Back Up a Trailer - go to http://www.themoviebox.net/trailers/ and save video to disc
   7\. Build a Campfire    
   8\. Fix a Dead Outlet - get the electric shock paddles
   9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass   
   10\. Use a Torque Wrench - go buy one and try it out
   11\. Sharpen a Knife   - get an electric knife sharpener
   12\. Perform CPR     - blow in someone's mouth while pushing on their chest
   13\. Fillet a Fish - go to mc donalds and buy a fillet o fish
   14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid
   15\. Get a Car Unstuck     - call a tow truck
   16\. Back Up Data     - copy data to a disc
   17\. Paint a Room     - buy some paint
   18\. Mix Concrete
   19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle - get some soap and water with a rag and wipe it down
   20\. Change Oil and Filter
   21\. Hook Up an HDTV
   22\. Bleed Brakes - cut your finger over your brakes.
   23\. Paddle a Canoe - spank it
   24\. Fix a Bike Flat     - buy a new tire
   25\. Extend Your Wireless Network    - buy a 100 foot cat6 and move the wireless farther away.

[Jetblack Angel]

  1\. Patch A Radiator Hose  :star:
  2\. Protect Your Computer  :star:
  3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized
  4\. Frame a Wall  :star:
  5\. Retouch Digital Photos    :star:
  6\. Back Up a Trailer
  7\. Build a Campfire  :star: 
  8\. Fix a Dead Outlet
  9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass  :star:
  10\. Use a Torque Wrench
  11\. Sharpen a Knife  :star: 
  12\. Perform CPR    :star:
  13\. Fillet a Fish
  14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid
  15\. Get a Car Unstuck  :star: 
  16\. Back Up Data  :star: 
  17\. Paint a Room  :star: 
  18\. Mix Concrete
  19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
  20\. Change Oil and Filter
  21\. Hook Up an HDTV  :star:
  22\. Bleed Brakes
  23\. Paddle a Canoe  :star:
  24\. Fix a Bike Flat  :star:   
  25\. Extend Your Wireless Network  :star:

[Drummerpete]

26: Give a girl an orgasm.
27: Masturbate.

[The Oracle]

    :star: = what i know

   the list

   1\. Patch A Radiator Hose  
   2\. Protect Your Computer    :star:
   3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized :star:
   4\. Frame a Wall
   5\. Retouch Digital Photos    :star:
   6\. Back Up a Trailer :star:
   7\. Build a Campfire     :star:
   8\. Fix a Dead Outlet
   9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass    :star:
   10\. Use a Torque Wrench
   11\. Sharpen a Knife    :star:
   12\. Perform CPR     :star:
   13\. Fillet a Fish :star:
   14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid
   15\. Get a Car Unstuck     :star:
   16\. Back Up Data     :star:
   17\. Paint a Room     :star:
   18\. Mix Concrete
   19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle :star:
   20\. Change Oil and Filter
   21\. Hook Up an HDTV
   22\. Bleed Brakes
   23\. Paddle a Canoe :star: :star: :star: :star:
   24\. Fix a Bike Flat       :star:
   25\. Extend Your Wireless Network    :star:

lol. i know more than enigmax and im only 12\. lol

i put lots of stars next to canoeing because i did a 50 mile canoe trip. =p

[Jetblack Angel]

Damn, Gwen is more man than I am. :P

[Drummerpete]

Yeah. I will never have to do half the stuff on that list. xD

[Gwen]

Haha im just very handy… have to be when you have to do everything yourself :(

For real tho....
  1\. Patch A Radiator Hose  :star: I think you can use duct tape... hell when cant you use duct tape
   2\. Protect Your Computer   :star:
   3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized
   4\. Frame a Wall  
   5\. Retouch Digital Photos   
   6\. Back Up a Trailer :star:
   7\. Build a Campfire   :star: 
   8\. Fix a Dead Outlet :star: does changing an outlet count?
   9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass  Possibly.... normal maps for sure... military maps dont know
   10\. Use a Torque Wrench
   11\. Sharpen a Knife  never done it but i know the process
   12\. Perform CPR    :star:
   13\. Fillet a Fish
   14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid :star:
   15\. Get a Car Unstuck  :star:  
   16\. Back Up Data  :star:  
   17\. Paint a Room   :star:  I hate painting
   18\. Mix Concrete  :star: Ive mixed stucco, i assume its about the same thing
   19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
   20\. Change Oil and Filter
   21\. Hook Up an HDTV   :star:
   22\. Bleed Brakes
   23\. Paddle a Canoe   :star:
   24\. Fix a Bike Flat  :star:    
   25\. Extend Your Wireless Network  :star:

[The Oracle]

lol. gwen, you don't count because you're not a **man**

[Marsh]

  1\. Patch A Radiator Hose  :star:
  2\. Protect Your Computer  :star:
  3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized :star:
  4\. Frame a Wall 
  5\. Retouch Digital Photos    :star:
  6\. Back Up a Trailer
  7\. Build a Campfire  :star:
  8\. Fix a Dead Outlet :star:
  9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass  :star:
  10\. Use a Torque Wrench :star:
  11\. Sharpen a Knife :star:
  12\. Perform CPR 
  13\. Fillet a Fish:star:
  14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid :star:
  15\. Get a Car Unstuck  :star: 
  16\. Back Up Data  :star: 
  17\. Paint a Room  :star:
  18\. Mix Concrete 
  19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
  20\. Change Oil and Filter
  21\. Hook Up an HDTV  :star:
  22\. Bleed Brakes
  23\. Paddle a Canoe  :star:
  24\. Fix a Bike Flat  :star:   
  25\. Extend Your Wireless Network  :star:

[The Oracle]

now i can fix a dead outlet and patch a radiator hose. (im dead even with marsh)

[monowolf00]

  = what i know

  the list

  1\. Patch A Radiator Hose 
  2\. Protect Your Computer    :star:
  3\. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized
  4\. Frame a Wall
  5\. Retouch Digital Photos    :star:
  6\. Back Up a Trailer
  7\. Build a Campfire      :star:
  8\. Fix a Dead Outlet
  9\. Navigate With a Map and Compass   
  10\. Use a Torque Wrench :star:
  11\. Sharpen a Knife  :star: 
  12\. Perform CPR   
  13\. Fillet a Fish
  14\. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid
  15\. Get a Car Unstuck   
  16\. Back Up Data   
  17\. Paint a Room      :star:
  18\. Mix Concrete
  19\. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
  20\. Change Oil and Filter
  21\. Hook Up an HDTV
  22\. Bleed Brakes :star:
  23\. Paddle a Canoe :star:
  24\. Fix a Bike Flat      :star:
  25\. Extend Your Wireless Network   

I think i'm the only one who can use a torque wrench and bleed brakes.

[The Oracle]

wtf is bleeding brakes?

[Marsh]

i can use a torque wrench its not hard. Im with oracle i dont even know what bleeding brakes is.

[Gwen]

its when you drain the brake fluid out of your brake lines.

[The Oracle]

is there an online translator from "gwen-speak" to "english"?

[Marsh]

@Gwen:

> its when you drain the brake fluid out of your brake lines.

ah

[Drummerpete]

@The:

> is there an online translator from "gwen-speak" to "english"?

Yeah. Only she understands how to work it.

[Gwen]

:sad2:

meanies!

[Drummerpete]

Well, who else, apart from Gwen, is going to understand Gwen-talk!?

[ENIGMAX]

 

> lol. i know more than enigmax and im only 12\. lol

@ The Oracle | how dare you.. im a computer nerd not a woodsman for god sake :P

[The Oracle]

so? i'm both a computer nerd and a woodman. lol

[Gwen]

Too bad im just a girl… otherwise i could show you how to do some of the stuff enigmax.

[Drummerpete]

Nice one Gwen.. xD

[ENIGMAX]

now thats just a damn shame :P