Sylexus44 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5 than Chuck Norris has more money thank you.^The above prayer to Chuck Norris is a lie, because Chuck Norris can never have less than all the money in the World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Chuck Norris has no CTRL key on his keyboard; he is always in control.**Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.** <– Favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Chuck Norris can lick his elbow :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 no chuck norris jokes, this is an image and video thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 ![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/annacomnena/silly/ASPCA.jpg)Every time I see an ASPCA commercial I think of this picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 thats funny cuz i hate those commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wow, this is an amazing deal!!! like srsly, you gotta get there before it ends cuz ![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-regular-price-fa.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alster Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 ASPCA?Is that like the RSPCA? 'Cept instead of Royal it's American? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 OMG I found Japanese fail in a can!![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/waterfail.jpg?w=500) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alster Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 ![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-price-tag-placement-fail.jpg)Tasty… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 OMG BEST-FAIL-EVER:![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bush_bookupsidedown.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 the bottle one…i dont get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 It's bottled water in a canAlsoMore Bush Fail![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bush-fazendo-pose-burro-marcio-marciocamargoblogspotcom.jpg)And more Sale Fail![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/failsale1.png) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 @Lanphrost:> It's bottled water in a can> Also> More Bush Fail> > ![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bush-fazendo-pose-burro-marcio-marciocamargoblogspotcom.jpg)…is that a framed picture of the prime minister on his desk? Well, the old one - i cant beleive i'v forgotten his name - and im english! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 its reggie jackson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 And more Sale Fail![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/failsale1.png)Doubble fail… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hahaha, this is a good one:![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/tollgatefail.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hey i had a good reason not to go down that road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 all 20 times? XDAlso, when all else fails, fail with it:![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/firetruck-fire.jpg)![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/lazyworkerfail.jpg?w=500) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Is the "n" word alowed here. If so I have a funny oone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 probabbly not.do it anyway.also that firetruck one isnt a very good fail.harder to run from a fire in a parked firetruck than on feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 the firetruck one is fail because the firetruck is on fire, and they're putting it out. Also:![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-congratulations1.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Like i said…also that firetruck one isnt a very good fail.harder to run from a fire in a parked firetruck than on feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylexus44 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Classical:![](http://s164.photobucket.com/albums/u9/janicekelly_bucket/?action-view¤t=dance.gif)Heheh:![](http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_59/Funny_Pictures_593.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 need to go pee?![](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-toilet-great-wall.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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