Strangest Junk Email Ever?

[Guest]

I just aquired this email from the most random person ever. Directed only at me. Check it out.

Hello Dear friend,

How are you today?,I am Charles. I would like you to permit me to apply through this medium for your co-operation and  to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship and business with you in your country.

I have a substantial capital I honourably Inherited from my late father late Dr Gilbert Diby who deal in Cocao-coffee plantation and share from family Gold, diamond Mining and trading.The Epmgigo rebels killed Him recently in political crisis in our country that have resulted to war since this past two years.
I intend to invest this money in profitable areas in your country into a very lucratives business venture of which you are to advise and execute the said venture over there for the mutual benefits of both of us .

Most especially is for you to help me come over to your base if possible for You be able co-operate with me to become my business partner in your country and create ideas on how  money will be invested, properly managed and the type of investment after the money  is transferred to your custody with your assistance.

I inherited this sum from my late father  whom the rebels killed because he was not supporting their selfish interest to topple the president Gbagbo the present president.Meanwhile, on indication of your willingness to handle this transaction sincerely by protecting my Interests and upon your acceptance of this proposal.I would  furnish you with the full detailed information, procedure, amount involve is below and we shall  mutually agree on your percentage interest or share holding for helping me to secure the release of the deposit and investing the fund into a lucratives profitable venture in your care.It is The sum of Seven Million,Five Hundred Thousand USD $7.500.000USD I shall be glad to reserve this respect and opportunity for you, if you so desire, but do urge you to give the matter your immediate attention it deserves.

I want you to be rest assured that everything is in order and legitimate it was due to the political crisis in our country that have resulted to war which cause everybody to find a way to get out the country,that makes me to use this medium to request for your assistance hoping that you will not let me down.
This money is legitimately acquired by my late father from sales of cocoa-coffee and diamond dealings.

Looking forward to your prompt response
Thanks and God bless
Charles Diby.

[Harris6310]

I got a email just like this from a african banker who said I have 27 million pounds stored in his bank and that I needed to transfer it to my account as soon as possible. Its just a scam.

[Drummerpete]

wtf!?

That was..
Interesting?

[xeross]

I've received it too, bunch of crap.

Regards, Xeross

[azkanan]

Ask him if his wife died.

Or if he has a banana in his ear.

:)

Actually, don't. That'll just prove your email is an active one, and you'll get x10 as much junk ]x.

[edache]

Yeah, my roomate here received this one supposedly from an African woman, basically saying the same, my roomate answered her mail insulting her in it =P, she answered in the most kind and affective manner, urging my roomate to help her, it wasn't until the third time that my roomate answered with insults that she stopped answering the thing.
Its just spam… bored people that don't have anything better to do

[Guest]

the english is terrible, i was expecting him at the end of the email to say "So long holmes!"

[vrage]

@Ekips2:

> I inherited this sum from my late father  whom the rebels killed because he was not supporting their selfish interest to topple the president Gbagbo the present president.

@Ekips2:

> I honourably Inherited

@Ekips2:

> This money is legitimately acquired by my late father from sales of cocoa-coffee and diamond dealings.

wtf?

[munro]

Scam, used to make money.

I get a ton of these.

[Bobbus]

Hahaha… wow. These scams get funnier and funnier.

[Solstice]

it isn't really a scam, it doesn't say anywhere that they want your details, it's probably just them wanting you to apply for a Visa so they can come and live in england legally, Although, if you had 7.5 million you could buy a visa. the british government would be only to happy to oblige.

[Gwen]

Here is a funny website regarding scammers

http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

EDIT: God it is a scam. They no longer ask you for your details up front. Once you reply then they start asking you for your information to cover handling costs, and all other kinds of fees and charges.

They learned that asking for your information upfront like in the earlier scams isnt working anymore so they changed their tactics… Its still a nigerian scam.