Pryex Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Da ruleses:The person above thinks of a chuck Norris fact, then the next person replies with a ne one… simplesSo to begin with:There is no theory of evolution, Chuck norris just killed the animals he didn't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Chuck can divide by zero; although he won't.. [Reason](http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6086/stuff.png) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 He can commit suicide without dying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Chuck is so good he won the game.I'm so good I destroy the game.Chust is so good he rebuilt the game.Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 When Chuck Norris dives into water he doesn't get wet.The water gets Chuck Norrised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Chuck CAN belive its not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ark0n Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Chuck Norris can get a free hookerI know the 12 Greek GodsCHUCKNORRISChuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 Chuck killed deadpool, 27 times in a row! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Chuck Norris just slammed a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviltyphoon Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 If you have 5$, and Chuck Norris has 5$, Chuck Norris has more money then you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Chuck Norris was once asked if he could eat just one LaysChuck Norris ate the chip, the bag, and the man in one bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 If Chuck Norris was a flavour, he would be his own flavour because he's that awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Chuck Norris IS a flavor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 if Chuck Norris wrote harry potter, Harry would have died, of being beaten up by Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2good4u Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 do they have to be relevant to each other?well here is mine.Chuck Norris does not breathe, he holds air hostage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 The reason that Frodo is a hobbit is because Chuck Norris turned down the part, saying "Only a box needs three movies to destroy a piece of jewelry" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 no they don't have to be relativeNot sure if this is suitable, if not it can easily be changed:Whilst lying face down Chguck Norris once got an erection and struck oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Lol niceAccording to the theory of relativity Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday. (If you think about it the creepy part is that it's true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter…he round house kicks the cow, and the butter comes straight out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 At age 9 Chuck Norris ate wood and crapped a Chuck Norris figurine for art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2good4u Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Chuck norris got his driver's license at 16\. Seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 When Chuck Norris dies he will be cremated, and from his ashes shall rise a holy army of chucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Chuck Norris can speak braille Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruitpunch Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Jesus died on the crossThe cross died on Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 When Chuck Norris farts, he brings a thousand universes into existance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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