yorty Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Chuck Norris is worth [](http://www.pricemyname.net/) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Chuck Norris spelled backwards is Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 What created the big bang? Me. What created God? Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Everytime you type the name Chuck Norris a kitten is born… unfortunately Chuck Norris's favorite food is kitten, and he immediately devours it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 when Chuck Norris was born, he killed the dinosaurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Norris has WON THE GAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Norris IS chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Norris has vowed to kill every person who ever mentioned 'the game' as slowly as possible…he's still killing his first victim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akselj Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 There is alot of these, I have read hundreds.. I think the best is this.When God said "Be light!" Chuck Norris said "Say please!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 @Lanphrost[FA:> link=topic=43496.msg439416#msg439416 date=1241207066]> Chuck Norris has vowed to kill every person who ever mentioned 'the game' as slowly as possible…> he's still killing his first victimChuck Norris' first victim was me! He says hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Norris killed Jesusthen God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Norris didn't kill God, he absorbed God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Norris…IS god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Noris hit me into yesterday then hut me back into today.Chuck Noris can slam a revolving door.Chuck Noris crushed batman between his thighs.Chuck Noris delivered a kick that could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Norris could kill you with his eyes closed and with both arms and legs tied behind his back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanphrost Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Chuck Norris loves you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StingRay200 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it. **I love this game.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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