Agoraphobic Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 Dear Eclipse,I am currently looking for someone to become my best friend!!! One of you shall have the high honor of becoming my bff and I shall spoil you and make you feel special! This is an act now moment, I need a friend before the day's end! Hurry up before I decide! All you have to do is make a post telling me why we would be best friends forever! You may ask what can I give to make you forever be my best friend? The answer is quite simple…I shall make you a spaghetti dinner every night using only the best of sauces. While I feed you, you shall enjoy this classic super Nintendo game!>!  You are welcome to come to the "man cave" everyday! As you can see I have the best furniture for us to game, loads of paper for us to roleplay, and plenty of room to relax at!>!  For those awesome game nights we will be having EVERY NIGHT I brought out the top of the line entertainment system and my pillow couch!>!  My friend xxxGamemasterxxx has gave me a never seen new copy of Last Fantasy IV that we shall play together! The engine and graphics are pretty retro! Being my friend will ensure you get are the first to play this "interesting" rpg.>!  Do you like Gummy Worms? Well I have purchased a years worth of giant gummy worms for us to enjoy together!>!  Do you like video games? We can play together! We will have such a bff thing going on that people will be jelly. Together I shall mentor your both in real life and in video games. I earned my right to be a mentor from the best video game company in the world!>!  Lastly I will make you cookies!!!>!  PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vus Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 10/10 friend, I'll take it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kibbelz Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Traitor. We're already best friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Aren't you getting married soon? Does she know about this? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 You should pick me phobie…. why?Cuz it's me silly!And you would have a chance to be friends with a mythical creature. I'm a rare sight to see.You know you want to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 friends? why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PD Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Cookies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Yum! I love spaghetti that much but we can't be best friends Agora! Why?… ehehehe..how can you make spaghetti for me, we are too far from each other! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 1 word….Toothpaste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnPony Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 > friends? why?Go back to your nerd cave, Genusis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kibbelz Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 > 1 word….> > ToothpasteGot old 2-3 years ago when you came up with that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agoraphobic Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 I was never good at April Fool's jokes; however, I hope this brought a smile to people's faces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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