Driocku Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 He doesn't have to know :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> 23:14:35 System > Thanks for choosing chat for your technical support needs. A chat agent will be with you shortly. Just so you know, you can also visit our website at support.dell.com to get technical help.> 23:20:40 System > Thanks so much for your patience. Chat agents are eager to help you with your troubleshooting needs, so stay on line and the next available representative will assist you.> 24:00:05 System > You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat> 24:36:05 System > Connected with ashleykk_205911> 24:36:05 ashleykk_205911 > Welcome to Dell's Technical Support Chat! My name is ashleykk. How may I assist you today?> 24:36:19 samantha > your dick is tiny> 24:40:24 ashleykk_205911 > I apologize that you had to wait too long to reach us, we have been experiencing high chat volumes today and are working on it. Let me understand the issue that you are facing so that I can help you right away.> 24:44:48 samantha > your dick is tiny and your mom tried to rape you> 24:44:00 ashleykk_205911 > I regret to know that. I assure you that I will do my best to provide you quality service.> 24:44:10 samantha > wdid you get abused when you was little?> 24:47:54 ashleykk_205911 > I understand your concern and I will personally attend to the issue. I assure you that I will do my best to provide you quality service. Please give me 2 to 3 minutes to pull up your account information.> 24:48:13 samantha > im guessing that is a yes> 24:49:40 ashleykk_205911 > As per the records, you have windows7 as an operating system. Is this the system you need assistance with?> 24:49:51 samantha> no> 24:53:32 samantha > your dick is so small, it would hurt to tate> 00:00:45 ashleykk_205911 > Please tell me, why do you insist that your dick is small?> 00:01:00 samantha > Your dick is!> 00:01:50 ashleykk_205911 > Since how long have you been facing this issue?> 00:02:12 Samantha > never. im a girl, i dont have a dick> 00:04:54 ashleykk_205911 > Could you please elaborate on the issue?> 00:06:45 samantha > when you look down, you cant find your dick. its just a black hole there> 00:10:25 ashleykk_205911 > May I know the reason why?> 00:11:51 samantha > because of your dad> 00:12:04 ashleykk_205911 > samantha, maybe its because your not connected to the internet> 00:13:18 samantha > sure…> 00:15:46 ashleykk_205911 > please turn off your computer and turn it back on> 00:16:00 samantha > ok... if i do that wont i leave the chat?> 00:17:50 ashleykk_205911 > Yes> 00:17:57 samantha > no> 00:18:05 System > Thank you for using dell chat. if any more questions go to the support chat line.> > The session has ended!did u even read this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 > when you look down, you cant find your dick. its just a black hole thereShouldn't it be pink? ;-dRegards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Godlord:> > when you look down, you cant find your dick. its just a black hole there> > Shouldn't it be pink? ;-d> > Regards,> Godlord.shaders is a leper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 supposed to be a vajayjay ;-dbut ok :P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> supposed to be a vajayjay ;-d> but ok :P.It's jay for me when I enter that vajayjay ;-d.But OK.@Zetta:> @Godlord:> > > > when you look down, you cant find your dick. its just a black hole there> > > > Shouldn't it be pink? ;-d> > > > Regards,> > Godlord.> > shaders is a leper.I lol'd.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> supposed to be a vajayjay ;-d> but ok :P.not if your a leper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> 24:44:10 samantha > wdid you get abused when you was little?> 24:47:54 ashleykk_205911 > I understand your concern and I will personally attend to the issue. I assure you that I will do my best to provide you quality service. Please give me 2 to 3 minutes to pull up your account information.> 24:48:13 samantha > im guessing that is a yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Zetta:> @SHADERS:> > > supposed to be a vajayjay ;-d> > but ok :P.> > not if your a leper.srry 4 double post but i dont know what a leper is :icon_surprised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> @Zetta:> > > @SHADERS:> > > > > supposed to be a vajayjay ;-d> > > but ok :P.> > > > not if your a leper.> > srry 4 double post but i dont know what a leper is :icon_surprised:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeprosyRegards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Godlord:> @SHADERS:> > > @Zetta:> > > > > @SHADERS:> > > > > > > supposed to be a vajayjay ;-d> > > > but ok :P.> > > > > > not if your a leper.> > > > srry 4 double post but i dont know what a leper is :icon_surprised:> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprosy> > Regards,> Godlord.i knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Well, then go make some sandwiches for us ;-d.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Godlord:> Well, then go make some sandwiches for us ;-d.> > Regards,> Godlord.plz, dont. they'll be contaminated with leprosy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Zetta:> @Godlord:> > > Well, then go make some sandwiches for us ;-d.> > > > Regards,> > Godlord.> > plz, dont. they'll be contaminated with leprosy.I have a medicine for that, it's called Viagra.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 [here is ur samwich](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0sHfgkbSg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> [here is ur samwich](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0sHfgkbSg)your doing it wrong.`````` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Godlord:> Well, then go make some sandwiches for us ;-d.> > Regards,> Godlord.Which I will then proceed to steal from you.Mostly attempt to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 You're doing it [wrong](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1bq_GBuBg), now go back to your kitchen!Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Zetta:> @SHADERS:> > > [here is ur samwich](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0sHfgkbSg)> > your doing it wrong.:? here is your samwich with extra mayo just for you ;-d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> @Zetta:> > > @SHADERS:> > > > > [here is ur samwich](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0sHfgkbSg)> > > > your doing it wrong.> > :? here is your samwich with extra mayo just for you ;-dWhere's my sandwich? Bloody hell, I could better 'hire' another girl.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Godlord:> @SHADERS:> > > @Zetta:> > > > > @SHADERS:> > > > > > > [here is ur samwich](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0sHfgkbSg)> > > > > > your doing it wrong.> > > [yours is from burger king. hope ya like it](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot_aWPqoG-M&annotation_id=annotation_420652&feature=iv)> > > > :? here is your samwich with extra mayo just for you ;-d> > Where's my sandwich? Bloody hell, I could better 'hire' another girl.> > Regards,> Godlord.[sandwhich from burger king](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot_aWPqoG-M&annotation_id=annotation_420652&feature=iv) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 no text ^fail post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I just told you to go back to the kitchen and make me another [sandwich](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBV1aavW2Uc).Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Zetta:> no text ^> fail post.check inside the quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> @Zetta:> > > no text ^> > fail post.> > check inside the quotestry typing outside the quotes next time ;-d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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