kwarz Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 CopyPrintExit19:14:30 SystemThanks for choosing chat for your technical support needs. A chat agent will be with you shortly. Just so you know, you can also visit our website at support.dell.com to get technical help.19:16:30 SystemThanks so much for your patience. Chat agents are eager to help you with your troubleshooting needs, so stay on line and the next available representative will assist you.19:36:05 SystemYou are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat19:36:05 SystemConnected with Saurabh_20591119:36:05 Saurabh_205911Welcome to Dell's Technical Support Chat! My name is Saurabh. How may I assist you today?19:36:19 William Gatesmy computer wont turn on19:36:24 Saurabh_205911I apologize that you had to wait too long to reach us, we have been experiencing high chat volumes today and are working on it. Let me understand the issue that you are facing so that I can help you right away.19:36:48 William Gatesmy computer wont turn on19:37:00 Saurabh_205911I regret to know that. I assure you that I will do my best to provide you quality service.19:37:10 William Gateswell what do i do??19:37:54 Saurabh_205911I understand your concern and I will personally attend to the issue. I assure you that I will do my best to provide you quality service. Please give me 2 to 3 minutes to pull up your account information.19:38:13 William Gatesok?19:39:40 Saurabh_205911As per the records, you have Dimension XPST500MT with Windows 98 as an operating system. Is this the system you need assistance with?19:39:51 William Gatesyes19:40:32 William GatesWait, no19:40:44 William Gatesi upgraded to windows eleven19:41:45 Saurabh_205911William, please tell me know the windows to which you have upgraded?19:42:04 William Gateswindows 11!!!19:43:50 Saurabh_205911Since how long have you been facing this issue?19:44:12 William GatesSince 199619:44:54 Saurabh_205911Could you please elaborate on the issue?19:45:45 William GatesWell, In a world full of tecnolegy, one William is faced with an issue, goes to tec support, and no-one is helping19:46:25 Saurabh_205911May I know the date on which you bought the system?19:46:51 William GatesNovember 31st 200819:48:04 Saurabh_205911William, the service tag(24321) which you gave me is not showing the right data, please check it once again.19:48:18 William Gatesare u even a real person?19:48:46 Saurabh_205911William, please be assured, I am here to assist you.19:49:00 William Gatesthen assist me!!!19:49:50 Saurabh_205911May I have the System Service Tag of the system with which you are facing issues, to pull up the records?19:49:57 William Gatesno19:51:05 SystemYou are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat19:51:14 Sup_Amit_106089Hi William ,this is Amit, the supervisor here.19:51:22 William Gatesthen help me19:51:38 Sup_Amit_106089We are here to help you however in order to help you we need your cooperation.19:52:07 William GatesJUST TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS GOD FORBIDIN iMAC!!!!!!!19:53:00 Sup_Amit_106089May I know since when you are facing this issue and which operating system are we running on this system?19:53:21 William GatesMac OSX LEapord19:54:14 SystemSaurabh_205911 has left this session!19:54:14 SystemThe session has ended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 this is full of win ;-d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwarz Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 i got really board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Costumer support - just because it exists doesn't mean Joe Average will get any.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 what is the link to dell support. i want 2 c if i can do that ;-d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwarz Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 http://support.dell.com/support/topics/global.aspx/support/chat/hardware_chat?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 My action: http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,49845.0.htmlThe reaction: http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,50017.0.htmlJust joking, but yea, read those topics.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 what is ur service tag because i have acer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 48392.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Godlord:> 48392.> > Regards,> Godlord.thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rithy58 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> this is full of win ;-dNo, he said he have Mac OSX Leopard.So it's full of Mac!Anyway, lol that's my favorite part.Go to Dell Support and troll there for 2 hours then when they ask what OS you have, say OSX.Sinerely,Rithy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Actually HM told me that he wanted to troll some Mac support at some place but didn't do it and I was at some Mac support today and I almost asked: "What kernel does a Mac generally run? UNIX or Mach?" ;-d.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Burger King is way better.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 but this was a mac ;-d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @SHADERS:> but this was a mac ;-dDr. House > Mac.So: Steakhouse > Big Mac.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Godlord:> @SHADERS:> > > but this was a mac ;-d> > Dr. House > Mac.> So: Steakhouse > Big Mac.> > Regards,> Godlord.[dont click here if weak of heart, or just plain stupid](http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/102009/drhouseexposed02.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Gotta love Photoshoop.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 yup ;-d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I nearly wet my pants reading this. LOL!I went to their tech support not to long ago and this is what happen*hey are you a real human?**what is the problem your facing?**tell me if your a human then I tell you my problem**what is your problem?**my problem is that in a world of tech we talk to computers whom repeat themselves.**what is your problem?**Oh shut up*EDITDid it again11:13:11 PM System You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat11:13:11 PM System Connected with CLKc_Arnel_20679911:13:16 PM CLKc_Arnel_206799 Thank you for contacting Dell Small and Medium Business Hardware Warranty Support. My name is Valencia. How may I help you today?11:13:29 PM Mac owns pc My computer won't turn on11:14:18 PM Mac owns pc hello?11:14:55 PM Mac owns pc err okay bad chat I going back to the mac's chatIt sucked but had to go so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 23:14:35 System Thanks for choosing chat for your technical support needs. A chat agent will be with you shortly. Just so you know, you can also visit our website at support.dell.com to get technical help.23:20:40 System Thanks so much for your patience. Chat agents are eager to help you with your troubleshooting needs, so stay on line and the next available representative will assist you.24:00:05 System You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat24:36:05 System Connected with ashleykk_20591124:36:05 ashleykk_205911 Welcome to Dell's Technical Support Chat! My name is ashleykk. How may I assist you today?24:36:19 samantha your dick is tiny24:40:24 ashleykk_205911 I apologize that you had to wait too long to reach us, we have been experiencing high chat volumes today and are working on it. Let me understand the issue that you are facing so that I can help you right away.24:44:48 samantha your dick is tiny and your mom tried to rape you24:44:00 ashleykk_205911 I regret to know that. I assure you that I will do my best to provide you quality service.24:44:10 samantha wdid you get abused when you was little?24:47:54 ashleykk_205911 I understand your concern and I will personally attend to the issue. I assure you that I will do my best to provide you quality service. Please give me 2 to 3 minutes to pull up your account information.24:48:13 samantha im guessing that is a yes24:49:40 ashleykk_205911 As per the records, you have windows7 as an operating system. Is this the system you need assistance with?24:49:51 samanthano24:53:32 samantha your dick is so small, it would hurt to tate00:00:45 ashleykk_205911 Please tell me, why do you insist that your dick is small?00:01:00 samantha Your dick is!00:01:50 ashleykk_205911 Since how long have you been facing this issue?00:02:12 Samantha never. im a girl, i dont have a dick00:04:54 ashleykk_205911 Could you please elaborate on the issue?00:06:45 samantha when you look down, you cant find your dick. its just a black hole there00:10:25 ashleykk_205911 May I know the reason why?00:11:51 samantha because of your dad00:12:04 ashleykk_205911 samantha, maybe its because your not connected to the internet00:13:18 samantha sure…00:15:46 ashleykk_205911 please turn off your computer and turn it back on00:16:00 samantha ok... if i do that wont i leave the chat?00:17:50 ashleykk_205911 Yes00:17:57 samantha no00:18:05 System Thank you for using dell chat. if any more questions go to the support chat line.The session has ended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Reasons why the answers to questions suck-1.Their Indian2.They don't care and are asking questions from a list3.ROBOTSAlso Shaders why am I not in your siggy…...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Where the DUCK am i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 @Draothgorin:> Reasons why the answers to questions suck-> 1.Their Indian> 2.They don't care and are asking questions from a list> 3.ROBOTS> > Also Shaders why am I not in your siggy…......i can only add so much to my siggy. if i add another row, marsh will through a fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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