Rap Battle Throwdown

[Helpmeplz]

Slow down there Lil' Wayne

[Pink]

@Seaking:

> IMMMA WINNA THIS AGAME?!
>
> YO PEPLO I HA VE TO GANS BECAUSE MY HOUSE!
> IN MY GRANDEN I HAVE WOOD AND HERO IN E!
> I DO SELL THAT TO POLICE, BECASE IM RUKE!
> RUKE! RUKE! IM RUKE!
> I HAVE TOO PIKTOLS AND I DO SHOT MY MOM!
> BECASE IM RUKE!
> RUKE RUKE! IM RUKE!
> I HAVE DO SOM HOMERWORKS BECAUSE IM RUKE!
> RUKE RUKE!
>
> THIS IS SPARTAA
> THIS IS SPARTAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> AAA AA AA AA A AAA AA AA
> THIS IS MADNESS?
> madness?
> THIS IS MANDKERS?
> madkeS?
> SPARAA!!!!!!!

Your so gay,
I could glue you to a bridesmaid's veil,
Only cause' your a fat-ass
and a big EPIC FAIL.
Sparta, Sparta,
Your a fat-farter.
Get your ass full of flab,
either further.
Because you won't win,
Won't win, won't won't won't win.
I'm freshly packed outside the tin,
Not spread to thickly nor to thin.
To your parent's your a punishment from god from a bad sin,
And they try not to tell you your crib was the bin.
Yeah, rebel huh?

Now Three-Bear guy,
I just can't lie…
We're on holiday,
You fry.

Yep, not exactly school,
Your born in Victorian times and you still think your cool,
Meaning your the dunce you fool.
Yup, see, school is a sickness.
Can't get away,
Like you couch-potato's all day.
Just get a life,
Get a knife,
Stab yourself and make us happy,
though that's exactly what you don't want us to be.

Soi, I'm sorry;
Sorry that you can't afford a shopping trolley,
Off topic again, I'm just so hardcore.
I can't get away; I just want more and more and more.

[Rioshima]

As I came into the rap room, there was a sound of.. of your doom
I busted into the apartment, and saw the cocain stains, on the carpet
I looked over at the table as i saw the suicide note, but i knew you weren't able
I found a corpse in the bed room, it wasn't moving but had a key to the rap room

So people are you okay, are you okay, are you okay people
so people are you okay, are you okay, are you okay people
SO TELL ME THAT YOUR OKAY, Are you rapping or writting poems today,
Can you tell me that your serious, but looking at this chat it doesn't seem to ferrous.
Why won't you respond to me have you given, because the winner's he
Undecided Cause is back, and he's winner of this Micheal jackson track
I keep everything so simple but even after that you still wimple

So at end of this lyrical.. You been struck, You been trucked by, a Smooth Criminal…..

[Thorn]

Ripping Michael Jackson? What's wrong with you kid
Stealing melodies like you're ignorant or stupid
Ripping on us, you're causing a fuss,
You cuss and spit pus while your fate we discuss
You're running out of rhythm, you're running out of rhymes
You think that you're so fearsome but you're running out of time
At the end of the day you'll be on your way
hanging your head in dismay when you hear what they say
Bone is moving on, you cannot say the same

This round is foregone, you'll be kicked out of the frame
Your groove is lame, I can't claim the same,
You're going down in flame while we're ripping this game
When the morning comes, you won't see your name
You proclaim your fame, I blame your brain damage
You aim to maim but you're tame, you're like a wedge
Getting shoved in a log and beaten with a sledge

[Rioshima]

Here comes the revolution you suckahs better recognize
Reality is shifting and shaping by the second in your eyes
Can the world be a place where death wasn't just a surprise
Cant you see we all could die the same way and end up beyond
Lyrics to kill it, so hear it, and then you must fear it
the spirit, is sinking, and screaming,
blood spilling out your ear lobes

Time fizzing up like a Mountain Dew. the world Shivering up like a dried grape would do,
7 knives to the Body and the bullet did nothing, piercing your heart and you awake with nothing. Time flies by as quick as a neighborhood drive by,
end of the life of all those who lived innocent lives.
The thrill never changes and you just get re obtained into another fkin game where we all lose just the same.
The budget dropping low and the crime rate's high, the Reject's fussing and the rehab's stayed abide. This happens anywhere not just in the hood, this is the original faultites of the world so specialize in what makes you known as a threat, the better your hated the higher your bet, the lower you participate in this, the slower you'll get, to the destination your aiming for but once you walk out that door your life's a re-run a Sequal but yes were all equal or so you thought… CUT TAKE 2.

Here comes the revolution you suckahs better recognize
Reality is shifting and shaping by the second in your eyes
Can the world be a place where death wasn't just a surprise
We be rapping and the stories keep happening is it all just a fact part of a big ass book, re writing several pages of shit about us that seems like the same hook.
I wish I was the prince or Persia so i can rewind time, and Re fuck up all the shit that made this life mines. Do understand the master-plans that have been made out of my crimes, yes do not forget Undecided Cause can out top any rhyme's

[Thorn]

You never even make sense, I guess that in your defense,
You trip up all your words when you take the offense
How can you be so dense? You can drop the pretense
Of being a rapper, you're failure's immense

Leave while you can, little man, you began
A battle you can't finish, you didn't have a plan
Run to your mom, you're still "her little baby"
Talk about the man kicking ass with a goatee
You're a peasant of rhyme trying to run with a marquis
You could bring a fucking army, you couldn't stop me
because when I come like this, boy I come kamikaze.

I'm beating on you boy, like you was a pinata,
you haven't got a place in this lyrical regatta
You're ripping off pop, I could write a sonata
'bout why you should leave, because you know you gotta.

[Rioshima]

lol let's make a nice exchange you say kamikaze,
what are you gonna kill yourself in-front of me,
If your gonna be a admin you should be more smarter
but as for me I'm a beginner and still a legend starter
Your proposal is a failure, and your intentions were worse
You say I'm my mom's baby, well you steal money from your own mom's purse
to attempt to be famous on this forums, when you got married your wife said "oops wrong groom"
A battle i can't finish, then why would i start it, the rhyme's your bringing are low grade retarded
Talking bout a man kicking ass with a goatee, I could kick your father in the stomach and he'll bow to me
Im ripping off pop, Nah I can write new beginnings, because unlike you I have a rhyming beat that's never finished,
why i should leave, ahah that's kinda funny, it was the owner of this Topic who sent the invitations but if you got a problem then say hi to probation,
Your beating on me and imma boy, what are you a pedofile, it's kinda understood he want's to ride my meat stick for a while.
I won't leave because i can, and if i can leave because I can that mean's I'm making a serious stand your trying to throw out the biggest man who you've ever rapped against so now you listen big man, you'll gonna get me, you'll never gonna beat me, your never gonna do me, sue me, your never gonna break, Squeeze me shake me , your never gonna Quake, MJ: Cuzz i wann say is they don't really care about us…

So can you tell what has become of my life, Have i woman and children who love me,
My liberator promised free liberty now, please..
IM TIRED BEING THE VICTIM OF SHAME, YOUR THROWING ME IN CLASS WITH A BAD NAME,
SO why would you go out and promise free revolution spree's, SET EM FREE

SKIN HEAD< DEAD HEAD< EVERYBODY gone bad, Situation, speculation, everybody allegations,
Screw me, due me, your never gonna get me, Slap me, Beat me, your never gonna get too me,
because All i wanna say is that Thorn is really Disappointed that i'm the best....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkawgfG3ggI&feature=fvst

[ToshiroHayate]

@Rioshima:

> lol let's make a nice exchange you say kamikaze,
> what are you gonna kill yourself in-front of me,
> If your gonna be a admin you should be more smarter
> but as for me I'm a beginner and still a legend starter
> Your proposal is a failure, and your intentions were worse
> You say I'm my mom's baby, well you steal money from your own mom's purse
> to attempt to be famous on this forums, when you got married your wife said "oops wrong groom"
> A battle I can't finish, then why would I start it, the rhyme's your bringing are low grade retarded
> Talking bout a man kicking ass with a goatee, I could kick your father in the stomach and he'll bow to me
> Im ripping off pop, Nah I can write new beginnings, because unlike you I have a rhyming beat that's never finished,
> why I should leave, ahah that's kinda funny, it was the owner of this Topic who sent the invitations but if you got a problem then say hi to probation,
> Your beating on me and imma boy, what are you a pedofile, it's kinda understood he want's to ride my meat stick for a while.
> I won't leave because I can, and if I can leave because I can that mean's I'm making a serious stand your trying to throw out the biggest man who you've ever rapped against so now you listen big man, you'll gonna get me, you'll never gonna beat me, your never gonna do me, sue me, your never gonna break, Squeeze me shake me , your never gonna Quake, MJ: Cuzz I wann say is they don't really care about us…
>
> So can you tell what has become of my life, Have I woman and children who love me,
> My liberator promised free liberty now, please..
> IM TIRED BEING THE VICTIM OF SHAME, YOUR THROWING ME IN CLASS WITH A BAD NAME,
> SO why would you go out and promise free revolution spree's, SET EM FREE
>
> SKIN HEAD< DEAD HEAD< EVERYBODY gone bad, Situation, speculation, everybody allegations,
> Screw me, due me, your never gonna get me, Slap me, Beat me, your never gonna get too me,
> because All I wanna say is that Thorn is really Disappointed that I'm the best....
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkawgfG3ggI&feature=fvst

tl;dr

[Thorn]

An exchange with you? Kid, you don't deserve it
Rhyme the same word with itself, how pathetic
Your rhythm is shit, your melody's a bit
wrong and I'm stringing you along, you prolong
your disgrace while my position grows strong

You ain't gonna survive the first round, not a chance
I'll advance while you glance at my unshakable stance
Expansive rhyme scheme run you down like a lance
Take a lesson from France, surrender and perchance
I might leave you alone out of sheer ambivilance
Cadence is the essence of my continued dominance
Your verbal encumbrance is ample evidence
of my excellence, I rhyme with effluence,
you gonna run away, listen to some Evanescence

[renzo]

Alright everyone, the fight is over!
I will be posting the results of this fight sometime tomorrow.
In the mean time, thread is now locked.

[Robin]

Awww. I went to go stay over at my parents to babysit for a couple of days. :(

[Godlord]

I guess this is the end.
There's nothing more to defend.
I feel sorry for Robin.
I hope he won't go sobbing.

Regards,
  Stephan.

[Robin]

I'll destroy anyone who gets through, even if I don't. xD

I'll gatecrash the finals.