achap89 Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 Ok its easy just post yo momma jokes.Ill startYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdoc Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Yo mama so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped off the couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kibbelz Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 your mum is so stupid she starved todeath inside a supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaulemOfAzeroth Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Yo Mum so OLD …she chilled with jesus in the B.C. Hippy days :D (encase u didnt know thats 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago xD)MEANING ITS OVER 9000!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Yo mommas so nasty, that when she peels her panties of it sounds like velcro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaulemOfAzeroth Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 OOOOO nice one marsh!(but nasty at the same time)Yo Mumma is so UGLY that EVERYONE DIED..the end :Dlittle tribute to spongebob xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Yo mommas so fat, when people see her there like damn… shes fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaulemOfAzeroth Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 lol yo momma so fat jabba the hut said "shes a brick!…HOUSE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowdeath Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Yo mamma's so fat she gets her weight and her phone number mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luriok Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Yo momma is so hairy shes got afros growing around her nips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitinhooxD Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Your momma is so fat that her weight is over 9000!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaulemOfAzeroth Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 lol you mum so lame she had you (arena anouncer: OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCull96 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattt183 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 yo mama SO FAT she's on the world map Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xergio Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achap89 Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 Yo momma so fat when when you look her name up on google maps it brings up a new continent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattt183 Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 yo mama soo fat when a train hit her she said who's throwing pebbles at me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xergio Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Yo Mamma's so old Jurassic Park brings back the memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xergio Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattt183 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 yo mama so fat i live in her belly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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