The Eclipse Jingle

[saadhamza]

  Edit:  Hey guys! It's that time of year again! Christmas time! I made this as a present last year, and now i'm repackaging it and giving you the same damn song this year! Now rejoice in these wonderful memories, and laugh at how time flies <3
It's beautiful, isn't it! ~
Oh, and the bad spelling on the names are so i can get past the censor thing :3

Read at your own risk! It is sexual, and can easily be seen as rude!

>! Filming in their room
with a pair of condoms each
M@rsh's giving head
renzzo's on his knees.
Over his edge he goes
spurting out his cream
Everything covered in white
just like he hoped and dreamed
>! Oh jingle bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Stephan thinks
that Anna stinks,
and Fabio said Oy Vey.
>! A night or two ago
he wanted to take a ride,
and soon renzzo's ass
was slapping M@rsh's thighs.
His wang was leen and lank.
His balls: Already Dropped.
Back and forth he moved
until renzzo was flopped
>! Oh jingle bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Stephan thinks
that Anna stinks,
and Fabio said Oy Vey.

Thoughts?

[renzo]

Awww, you bastard! XD
Why did i have to be the woman in that relationship?
I've always been known for my domineering personality, it should be the other way around! :P

[saadhamza]

Hehe, good point xD. I might change it :P.

[Homicidal Monkey]

I died a little.

[SawQuart]

I'm not even in it and I'm embarassed…

[lollicat]

Kill me.

Now.

That is the worst, most god-awful "song" I've ever heard. Actually, it wasn't even a song, it was more like melodic noise, depending on whose side you're on. I could hear the sickening tune in my head going with the shitty lyrics, and I think somewhere along there I fainted from sheer horror, but I read it all anyway. Why would you do this to me?

[SawQuart]

This is the shit we when we were 5\. owait

[saadhamza]

Lolli, maybe you missed every time i said "Read at your own risk! It is sexual, and can easily be seen as rude!", or something similar. You KNOW that you faint at even the word pussy, so why did you even bother reading it?
But calling it god-awful, no that's just sinful xD.

Ah well, i kinda liked it :P.

[Robin]

Things like this only work if they're actually funny. Nothing clever about it, it's just you going "LOLOLOL PEOPLE DOING RUDE STUFF!!1".

[ToshiroHayate]

@Robin:

> Things like this only work if they're actually funny. Nothing clever about it, it's just you going "LOLOLOL PEOPLE DOING RUDE STUFF!!1".

I'm actually inclined to agree. It felt more disrespectful than funny.

[Ruins of Hell]

**My Thoughts While Reading This**


[Robin]


[ToshiroHayate]


[Marsh]

That was terrible

[Admiral Refuge]


[Homicidal Monkey]

@Robin
might have actually stopped before chorus

[azure]

@ Song: <_< Well it's not the worst thing I've read/heard all week, so there's that.

@ Replies to the shitty song: Priceless, I love you all.

[Homicidal Monkey]

Im just waiting for OP to state "U mad?"

[saadhamza]

Thanks guys, my birthday just wasn't complete without your humble opinions ;D.

[Admiral Refuge]

@Zonova:

> Thanks guys, my birthday just wasn't complete without your humble opinions ;D.

That's what we're for ;D

[Robin]

@Zonova:

> Thanks guys, my birthday just wasn't complete without your humble opinions ;D.

>implying I'm humble.

[saadhamza]

U mad?

[ToshiroHayate]


[SawQuart]


[Homicidal Monkey]

@Zonova:

> U mad?

nah, he's just jelly