ZoSo Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Christmas is a coca-cola tradition invented by their mascot Santa Claus who lives down in antarctica with Jesus whom they both feed the penguins with cookies and milk they take from people who give cookies to santa for presents on christmas and the reason we put up and dress up a tree is because we all know thats just an order from King Gilgamesh or else he will kill us. And this tradition have been correct since 2700 B.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Little small fact to fill your brain with, You know back in the old days chirstmas was more of a big party and not a family thing, party as in big orgies in the streets. Was in old england… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicarii Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 i grew up a jehovahs witness so never got to celebrate it…though i did get days off school when they did parties all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 @Draken:> Little small fact to fill your brain with, You know back in the old days chirstmas was more of a big party and not a family thing, party as in big orgies in the streets. Was in old england…Sounds about right. Us Brits are pretty kinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 You remind me of my cousin in the way that you're both a complete moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 @Esmeyana:> The lie: A palm tree does not grow in the winter, but in the summer.Jesus was supposedly born in ducking Israel, what did you expect? If you are going to start a religious debate, at least bring up an actual point. Everyone knows that it didn't snow in the middle of a desert during Christmas. It really makes me wonder if you were really a Christian to begin with, because clearly you haven't seen any Christmas reenactments or been involved in any of that culture >_>I'm an Agnostic and I like Christmas as a time where everyone is happy and can get together. I dont bring religious significance to it, nor do I believe in Christianity, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to completely female dog around a time where everyone is giving to one another for once…@Pinkamina:> You remind me of my cousin in the way that you're both a complete moron.lol'dEDIT:Hell, during Christmas it's summer time in the middle east I think. Did you honestly think people thought it snowed on the actual first Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 @Robin:> Christmas was literally the _only_ time I'd get anything new as a kid. We were poor as fuck so when I got my first PC, my first N64… hell, being a kid was great.> > I might dislike religion, but I'm not going to sit around on the internet being a dick about a nice holiday. It's a great feeling now that I can be that awesome big brother that I would have killed for as a kid. I would have absolutely loved the shit I got for people when I was 6 years old.+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 @spork:> Santa used to be green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaughterfest Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 wow this is the most religious topic i have seen on the forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 @Slaughterfest:> wow this is the most religious topic i have seen on the forumsYou obviously haven't gone to the debate board then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuu Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 @Esmeyana:> God told her to attack a palm tree next to her with a fist,GOD THOUGHT OF MINECRAFT BEFORE NOTCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 @Fuu:> GOD THOUGHT OF MINECRAFT BEFORE NOTCHGOD THOUGHT OF GOD BEFORE GOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 @Fuu:> GOD THOUGHT OF MINECRAFT BEFORE NOTCHBut Notch thought of vacations before god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 ✆Point 1\. Tell everyone you're an atheist.✆Point 2\. Say that religion is a lie and is wrong.✆Point 3\. Say that wikipedia is lying (at least when it's not doing your homework for you).✆Point 4\. State an obvious fact that is well known to everyone but you just only recently discovered.✆Point 5\. Cite the Bible.✆Point 6\. Reassure everyone that you are an atheist and that religions is a lie and is wrong.Nice "I'm close to puberty and I want to discuss serious things" thread.It's ok.Just don't do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealbreaker Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Amen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 he is partially right.>! as a kid you are taught that santa is real… but then you find our your parents lied to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuu Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 My parents told me that my presents were in the closet.They were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 @Fuu:> My parents told me that my presents were in the closet.> They were.Is it true black people think Santa was black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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