Rap Battle Submissions

[Thorn]

Decommission your position on your desperate rhymes
I've seen your kind before, beat you plenty of times,
I'm not constrained by the physical, the cynical, the clinical,
My surgical flow is so smooth that it's criminal

You're gonna lose face if you try and score an ace,
There ain't no disgrace for dropping out of the race,
You'll score last place if you try to match my pace,
so save yourself the pain and just hold backspace.

I don't need to spit fire when my flow is ice cold,
I'm exploring new ground, you just do what you're told.
Fold,
before it's to late to quit
spit your bit then take a little sit
I'm fit to proclaim the king of the game
I was the winner last time and it's gonna be the same
A champion, turnin' around to face the crowd
Fans and haters both, the shoutin' will get loud
Taking all comers, your sisters and your mothers,
The hero returns, 'cause there can be no others!

[Richy420Rich]

Yes, Roarbree - I'd definitely wipe your ass.
Whatchu need? Dick, semen or glass?
I'd prefer glass since my mental already wants to fuck up Dash.
I got a place where both of you can crash…

In my backyard, hung up on a tree branch.
100 acres of nothing but a forest and a ranch.
You can scream but nobody will hear.
Have fun with Dash in the rear, I'll even give you a beer.

[Dash]

Fuk Grammar when I'm talking with the hammer/
But I see you like doing stupid sh**it**, call you [Funky Jammer](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf2/index.php/topic,76292.msg818261.html#msg818261)/
You a stupid bi**tch**, a drop the soap type, rat on the homie type super snitch/
I might come piss on ya grave and bury you in another with a scoop of sh**it**/
Flow so wealthy call it [Pewtershmidt](http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Carter_Pewterschmidt), destroy you and those close…I'm a family guy/
I'm fukin EVIL AS FUKKK, the devil couldn't handle my style/
Smoking a mild while stabbing this child, my habits is wild/
Insane in the head, must be why my lyrics be a little deranged/
Belittle my flames that I'm spitting and I whittle ya brains/
Roarbree, you FUKIN BORE me... that sh**it** you spit was a no go BIT**CH**/
You fukin like CREST rap so much ho**mo**….go blow on Crest Pogo Stick/

[Richy420Rich]

Thorn, nice to see you took my advice and improve.
Don't know why it took so long for you to move?
We done went 3 pages before you could even drop another.
Your mental would have left a bad memory to your mother.

The normal brain can function a lot quicker.
These flows should be coming out before I ate my snickers.
I'll give you props though on that drop.
But I don't think you should have the spot at the top.

Dash, why are you still trying to type flow?
Damn, you's a persistent little hoe…
Bet you be on the corner with a sign - "Will freestyle for dick."
Even though what you say will be mumbled, silly ass trick.

Still on about stupidity? You made the remix of 'No Dickity'.
So stop trying to flow on something, last I heard, you got nothing.

[Dash]

All you BIT**CHES** SUCK, all ya'll need is some di**cks**/
Go blow Might Professional (aka Mar.sh), all he need is some tips/
Buy him some beer, Richy the queer I bet he was first in line/
Thirsty swine, disguting how he like how dudes work his spine/
This rap isht is mine, stick to having men touchin every part of ya/
Sword in ya av ain't guarding ya, everything you do wack even Ambardia/
Why this Pedo playing with kids licking his lips…DAMN FA**G**/
You a sand bag, clutching designer hand bags, ruger leave ya white shirt lookin like Japans flag/
Ruthless raps, leave you clueless like "Why'd he do this?"/
Getting ready to assassinate you like Junius Brutus/
Even toothless, I'll still mangle your structure and chew your blueprints/

[Wulfie]

Yoo!, Bitchez are sleepin', soz daddy's back, I'm again on this track, coming back like a cat, my rhymes are animals, that rant out off zoo, you'ill try to stop them, Ill put you here too!
F **uck** F **uck**!, Who's there?, It's Roarbree… Oh, hey there Roarbree! Hai!
You like it?!, I'm sucking balls!, I don't know how to rhyme, but I'm keepin' my style, I'm walking like a rat, and flyin' like bat. Don't yo' no' Dash, your nickname reminds me of Crash, becouse I'm crashin' you like a s hit, so don't dance to this beat!
Peehole, Peehole!, that's it Richy, your face reminds a glace, soz' yo' are in space!
I'm killin', rapin', and trillin', you're scared, you should be scared, yeah...!
I'm killin' yo all twice, soz I'm a killer!

[Richy420Rich]

Dash;
Strong words, like 'is you mad bro?' Grow balls instead of an afro.
You really took time to find shit to say about me though?
Good job, but it still doesn't change the fact that you blow.
It ain't me causing your rage, your mom refused you a titty at a young age.
You like one those kids I be hearing about on the news.
Getting bullied, turning emo and cutting your wrist cause you got the blues.
I don't need to blow the Mighty Professional.
He getting enough mouths on his dick like it's congressional.
I heard you voted ON it, maybe even rode on it!
Calling me a Pedo because I sit here and play with your dead hoe?
That's a cool story bro, just call me the Pedo Necro.
I'll save some of that ass for renzo. :)

[Thorn]

I got a life to live Rich, No time for these bitch-
es, my future is bright while yours is digging ditches,
I'll give you this though, you don't have the worst flow,
that trophy, you see, goes right to Roarbree.
Dash is a contender, he whines like a blender,
Encouraging the pillaging of English & grammar,
His flow is like vomit, it's chunky and it's gross,
We're gonna need a hose after they both decompose
These two can't stand before our polyphonic prose!

Sad thing is, I know I'm better than this,
Sleep is calling and I long for the  abyss,
I'll be back in the morning, 'til then I be snoring,
So hold down the fort, keep the posers abhorring
their chances to win, cause it's us titans who are warring!

At least this time there's a bit of competition,
an exhibition of tradition and the new addition,
The condition of admission to this latest edition
is unrivaled, unbridled lyrical intuition!

Rich you got a chance, Zombeh change your pants,
Learn from the masters of lyrical transplants,
You could go far, so aim to raise the bar,
your rhymes singe now but someday they'll char,

Both of you, stand tall, make the other ones fall
Stall these kids with their ignorance,
Send 'em back to the skids, invalids like these
Can't see the forest for all the trees,
We could be a trinity of unrelenting potency,
it's just us three for the whole world to see.

[Thorn]

I see Roarbree hasn't learned to flee,
so before I go to slee' I'mma swat him like a flea
You're an animal? Debatable. Your flow is regrettable.
Incredible how forgettable your lyrics are, it's criminal
I'd say stop while you're ahead but you're already behind,
If you keep going now I'll tell you what you're gonna find,
an enemy mind, refined, with syllables unkind,
so if you're smart you'll be resigned to saying
"Challenge declined".

[Richy420Rich]

Good deal Thorn, go get that rest and tomorrow, we'll conquest.
I might stay up just a bit longer but ditches are filled tonight.
Even though they like to re-spawn like bitches just to fight.
Got to say, this is the best Eclipse game I've played in my life!
But where's the shop? I just have to buy a better knife.
Ah fuck it, I'll just take the 12 gauge out from Dash's ass.
He was programmed shitty, like the AI, he walks right past.
I'm done trying to optimize him, he just won't get fast.

[Guest]

This is rap submission.
Bears are scary.
Haiku are hard.

[Wulfie]

Oh noes, looks who's back!

S hit, s hit, s hit, Roar's again on this s hitty beat, working like a plumber, killing like a number, I'm back, opening your ballsacks, cummin' to the game, walking thro the roof, eating vaginas, breaking chaina's.
Ill open ur ass, bless you on xmas, and have fun with your dog !

I'm raping mammals, rapist 2.0, opening the game, registering my name, want more, come buy it in the wallmart, b itch, I'm coming, cuming, walking thro the roof, you want some puff?, go hug a teddy, it's ready for you, to f uck you in ass, yeah…

Richy's feelin' too good, he needs some debuff, -30 dmg, dead noob!

[Richy420Rich]

Simply a facepalm when I read Roar's reply.
Why ought my fingers be wasted on this guy?
Fuck that, I'd rather Sporky win with his 2 lines.
Then to see anyone else take it, especially this weak … Rhyme?

Yeah, my shop is closed.
Go to wal-mart like Roar said, No more time for you hoes.

[Dash]

Funny how the wack dudes claiming top spot/
Watch me toss you in a box like I'm playing Hopscotch/
Play tennis with ya head, I'm a menace in the thread/
Call me [Dennis](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106701/=) here instead, your old azz can be George Wilson yelling what you dread/
Fear a real spitter, stone cold ill nicca, hit him with the Tommy and I bet Hil-figer/
You the victim in this thriller, have you jitter while my blade get familiar with your liver/
My delivery is sick like ai**ds** women giving birth/
Kicking dirt with your elementary Sesame Street blurt/
Zombeh is Bert with a purse and you just Ernie in a skirt/
Two fag**got** muppets…lol maaan FUk It/
Kill em all...throw the bodies somewhere surrounded by water like Nantucket.../

I'm out for the night fellas  :cheesy:

[Zombehman]

Thorn you say you are a master
but all you seem to spit is disaster
your rhymes fall short, and flat
like I just cracked em wit a baseball bat
I growl and seethe with anger
now you be in danger
I appear in the dark of night
you hide under the covers like a kid in fright
now you in my shed all tied up
cut and gut you so much that yo blood drains into a cup
I drop your body like its a hobby into a ditch
fill it up and pack the soil, now you look like a bitch

Dash why do you still spit
I swear I will end you like a holy writ
Crucifixion bitch leave you up like a scarecrow
compose your demise like I am the maestro
you keep talkin bout a skirt and purse
bitch I will put you in a hearse
don't fuck around I spit straight fire
you living with your mom and your girl is just a blow dryer
you can dispose of my body but don't doubt I will rise
come back from the dead and become your demise
so stop acting like an MC
or I will put you in the hospital as an amputee

[Richy420Rich]

A new day has dawned, Richy coming back like a spawn.
The demon's within me create an epiphany - An image drawn.
The wicked blood stains of a thousand bodies in a barn.
Out in the midst of the unknown, take a trip with me - It will be shown.
A place where no human can escape, true terror - The ultimate rape.
From organ to organ, limb to limb, ripped apart by… Him.
A slow and painful death, is the end result.
A line of people waiting to get inside and feel the onslaught.
So, who's next to receive their death in my barn?
When I'm through with you, there will be no re-incarn.

[Link]

That's enough,
let's be truthful thorn you know that it's a bluff,
man we know your rhymes are huff.
So you're so tough? lets put a gun to your chest and make you confess to bein' much less,
lets talk about the time they caught ya' wearin' a dress. Pretty princess? aren't you that guy who claimed incest!
So don't be offended, I know you passed the gay test ;D.  As for rest, you know I'm the best, so give a rest before you get a slug in your chest.

Richy richy richy rich rich,
we all know you're a bitch,
continue rappin' they will  find you in a ditch
get it quick,
before you get clipped,
don't start to slip,
cuz I'll erase ya' quick.
Now take a hint,
You're the oldest in this shit
a pedo lookin' for a boy to get with.
So hear my noise, we know you like little boys
in fact, you like to lure em' in with toys.

Dash? maybe from incredibles? hell naw, I would never credit you.
But if that's the case, you're losin' this race,
you're a disgrace, rhymes uglier than your face.
Now keep up the pace, or else you'll get laced
you're a fucking turtle, in a rabbit's race,
It's all about the paper chase,
but when it comes to it, you're just a little paperweight.

Fogger, I heard that you're a serial blogger,
Blog this, did you know I was doin' your mom's daughter?
Well your mom is doin' her own father.
So get this, I'll spit somethin' real quick, for you I won't need to make it a diss.
Your sis liks to spit, her pussy I hit, her ass I bent.

Zombeh who the fuck do you think killed you,
this isn't a game you wont be able to heal dude,
as my words peel through,
I should probably tell you the truth you're talking to your father that's who.
With that little bit, to be continued…oh wait that's not on the menu
oops I guess I made a little loop.
Your program's fucked up so I'll need to fix you.
I'll gobble you up bro, like you're fast food, I wont even do you as bad as the last dude.

[Richy420Rich]

Hey Death, my balls itch, lend me your fingers for a twitch.
You half pint bitch, hell I bet you get stupid on yo moms tits.
Lalala, slip, trip, flip, fuck you and your 4 character rhymes.
I must have said this a half of dozen times, learn to flow, damn hoe.
I see 100 bars but your shit is weaker than your broke ass car.
This isn't your topic and you ain't going to win.
But I'll color your name for you in your blood while you suck 'in.
The Pedo jokes were 2 pages old, you need to hit harder bro.
I'm the only one in here, spitting different cracks.
Bitches need to take time to come up with different attacks.
Just to get back slapped by my ballsack.
A true pimp like me, lays the cum right on your chin-nack.
So get the fuck back, and learn a lesson.
Fuckin' with me, there's no resurrection.

[Thorn]

Death I will confess,
you think that you're the best,
But you spit a mess while the rest of us drop bombs.

Your empty threats can't phase me,
Because I've already died three
times,
And now I think that you'll find,
That I'm an old hand at blowin' all your minds,
I've faced oblivion, the end, but still my flesh will mend,
Takes more than a punk to make my composure bend.

So take a shot, the gun is hot, your rhymes are cold, my blood is not,
I know that you thought you fought with sticks and stones,
But now the game is up, I've come to break your bones,

What do I say to this kid who's in my way?
It isn't every day that I get called out to play.
I'm the attraction, the action, call me Michael Bay,
I'll put you in traction, much to your dismay.

You don't know how to flow, you're crude and you're slow,
Me I float like snow while my lyrics glow,
I'll throw you to the crows so you can decompose
back from where you arose, leave the rhymes to the pros.

[Zombehman]

Death you rap with no sense, in fact it just sounds dense
bitch I know you ain't my dad, since I slit his throat might I add and he lay there bleedin lookin sad
I string ya up in my shed, chainsaw roars and you know ya dead
chop you into bits and toss ya in the swamp, and with a splash the crocs go chomp
You can try an eat me but I guarantee you will choke
like when you spit on the mic it's like hearing a bad joke
all I see is a fucking piece of shit
now fuck off cuz as an MC you be unfit

[Niko]

When i climb on up, everybody up at the top they'll just straight up "fall"
you want me to sign what? child support you get the back hand then you crawl
do you wanna go ffuck? we can deal with all this bullshit legal stuff later
what i said was enough, she began choppin on my ddick like an aligator
thee attacking jaws, she bit my dick off an I was done
pulled up my drawrs, smoked a cigarette an told the biitch that i had to run
Smoked another one, on my way back home from another itty bitty city
bought another rum bottle, full throttle, when i get home i be feeling gitty
united we stand, even though at this point i'll likely stumble
an i pray through the lands, i aint a devil but  you'll hear me mumble
ill give you suttin to worship,  your going toe to toe with the ffucking chosen one
in my world is ah surplus, of bomb lyrics but yuh neva eva holding one
Open up yo eyes, lemmie show you whas going on inside of yo children's lives
yuh keep climbing vines,hoping n trying to get away but its yo demise
Kinda like ah spy, in the darkness wearing a hockey mask
n I aint go'n lie , getting you to hear anything that i spit, its my only task

[DrNova]

I totally have a rap for this. I'll post it after work today. its 1am now and I need to sleep XD

[Thorn]

Niko pace yourself and think before you spit your rhymes
I know you can do better so just go and take your time
Gotta refine, and find a sign for where you're going,
You're blind right now, but you don't know what I'm knowin'
I'm showin' the way to brighten' your day,
no matter what they say I'm just tryin' to convey
that the way we do this game is never quite the same,
You've seen it go before and it's gonna come again.

It's plain to see you aim to be
a man who spits raps outrageously
So listen to me and you'll see that I can show
a few new ways for you to trick your flow

[Niko]

Come one son, you don't brighten noones day
Except your tight jean wearing boy friend because yuh gay.
An yuh rambling on, describing how yuh be the best
But I aint heard two decent sounding rhymes come from yuh yet
You aint an eclipse vet,So your doo doo in this super world
So ill pull out the ban hammer, imprison you in Jupiter
I listen but your stupider, uhm… dumb dumb and dumber..
Its a bumber that eclipse is how your spending your summer
We call you thorn cuse your merely a prick
an 18 year old virgin, yet your still sucking stick.

[Thorn]

I might not be the best, but I'm better than you,
All you ever do is couplets, two lines by two,
It's true I don't accrue the posts like others do,
but I've been here from the start and I'll see the site through.

You wanna bust rhymes? Gimmie a time and then a place
any style, any length I drop 'em like the bass
face facts I'm on the attack,  you can't bounce back
you're getting caught by filters? Fuck that's wack!
I don't know what's worse, your flow or your delivery
you spell like a preschooler man, so listen up to me
spellcheck is free, just look for the red squiggly
and fix your broken shit so that you don't look like a wannabe.