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@zombie0hour:

> link=topic=39422.msg383217#msg383217 date=1235526001]
> You could say "Can we go out even thou we know it will not last because its a stupid high school relationship that means nothing but I'm only doing it because everyone else has girlfriends and I need to get into your pants because the media is controlling my mind?"

Complete truth 99% of the time. Well said
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I think I just sumed up high school dating. Its really just a rage of hormones that was useful back in the caveman day. Basically we feel the need to be with another person and love them and get into their pants so we can make baby's letting the human race survive. Of course we have the need to do this as many times as possible :P.
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@zombie0hour:

> link=topic=39422.msg383217#msg383217 date=1235526001]
> You could say "Can we go out even thou we know it will not last because its a stupid high school relationship that means nothing but I'm only doing it because everyone else has girlfriends and I need to get into your pants because the media is controlling my mind?"

Wow… it's sad how cynically accurate that is. :huh:
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@zombie0hour:

> link=topic=39422.msg383217#msg383217 date=1235526001]
> You could say "Can we go out even thou we know it will not last because its a stupid high school relationship that means nothing but I'm only doing it because everyone else has girlfriends and I need to get into your pants because the media is controlling my mind?"

^^ If a girl asked you to com in her pants you wouldn't deny it either so stfu
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@[IG:

> [PWN][SB] Sylexus link=topic=39422.msg383228#msg383228 date=1235526237]
> those lines are for prostitutes
>
> Go with these:
>
> I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
>
> You're hot enough to cause global warming

Lol those are good ones too

Also Zombie: lolpwned OMGWTFBBQ
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@[IG:

> [PWN][SB] Sylexus link=topic=39422.msg383228#msg383228 date=1235526237]
> those lines are for prostitutes
>
> Go with these:
>
> I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
>
> You're hot enough to cause global warming

Actually, "You're hot enough to cause global warming" is a pick-up line made by the liberals that didn't know how to pick up chicks, so they blamed the girl/guy they loved for causing global warming. I say, go with "[Insert girl's name here], would you like you go out with me?" That's it, it wins everytime! (haha I am a good liar). BTW, to spice things up, be creative my slapping her after you say it.
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