Drummerpete Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Printer:Oh GOD… UH.. This hurts so goooood..lmao.It'd be like taking a crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Piggy-bank: (inserting money) "It's mine now!"(away to smash it""What are you doing with the hammer?"Hammer "Come here piggy"Piggy-bank: Screams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Lol and light switches."Ohhhh you turn me on so GOOD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT Snim Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Suppose cars could speak what would that be li….Oh… heh, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @[SB:> Bone link=topic=39489.msg384809#msg384809 date=1235694290]> Lol and light switches.> "Ohhhh you turn me on so GOOD!"ROFLMAO! OMFG! THAT WAS GOOD! LOL NICE ONE BONE! HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruitpunch Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 i would like to have a conversation with a playboy magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @Fruitpunch:> i would like to have a conversation with a playboy magazineagreed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @Fruitpunch:> i would like to have a conversation with a playboy magazineCrap this disgusting… Why me soo stcky?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 black to a white cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 They already have this.Blues clues.Steve is insane so he talks to his furiture.although even though magenta (the other dog) can talk, and the gay cash register, Blue cannot talk.Irony. Mailbox is probably gay. Shovel is like: HEY STEVE! wanna dig a hole with me and pail? Steve: SURE! Shovel: yay! here we-*goes in dirt* ugh cough cough steve i got dirt in my-*back in* pfft dirt in my-*back in* ahhhhhh! someon-*back in* Muffled screams as steve walks away and pail tries to jump on his handle to get him out, only to snap his body in half.theres talking Salt, pepper, peprica, and oregeno. yet when the baby gets hungry theres only 5 things in the pantry….Milk, bread, water, apples, bananas. ( or sumthing like that...).So you see. blues clues is what you are thinking of. but if everything talked...would that include candy wrappers? straws from a juice box? scrap metal? pieces of paper? magnets?So ask yourself...if everything...absoultely everything inanimate was alive...how bad would the world suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 It would suck pretty badThere'd be so much 'equal rights' things going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @Hippoman:> They already have this.> Blues clues.> > Steve is insane so he talks to his furiture.> although even though magenta (the other dog) can talk, and the gay cash register, Blue cannot talk.> Irony. Mailbox is probably gay. Shovel is like: HEY STEVE! wanna dig a hole with me and pail? Steve: SURE! Shovel: yay! here we-*goes in dirt* ugh cough cough steve i got dirt in my-*back in* pfft dirt in my-*back in* ahhhhhh! someon-*back in* Muffled screams as steve walks away and pail tries to jump on his handle to get him out, only to snap his body in half.> > theres talking Salt, pepper, peprica, and oregeno. yet when the baby gets hungry theres only 5 things in the pantry….Milk, bread, water, apples, bananas. ( or sumthing like that...).> > So you see. blues clues is what you are thinking of. but if everything talked...would that include candy wrappers? straws from a juice box? scrap metal? pieces of paper? magnets?> > So ask yourself...if everything...absoultely everything inanimate was alive...how bad would the world suck?Badly.Being spat on my street lights doesn't seem to turn me on ;o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Thats what i thought.im glad i could help you sort this out.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Would fire speak?"Ouch I'm burning myself, OUCH OUCH OUCH OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @[BS:> DDunit link=topic=39489.msg385064#msg385064 date=1235708719]> Would fire speak?> "Ouch I'm burning myself, OUCH OUCH OUCH OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCH"nah, itd be more like"Burn baby burn, DISCO INFERNO, burn baby burn…" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 thats what i sing when i burn people on video games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @Renzo:> nah, itd be more like> "Burn baby burn, DISCO INFERNO, burn baby burn…"Anyone ever play that song in their head when they play as a pyro in TFC or TF2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @Anna:> Anyone ever play that song in their head when they play as a pyro in TFC or TF2?i believe a better question would be "who doesnt play that song in their head as a pyro" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @Renzo:> i believe a better question would be "who doesnt play that song in their head as a pyro"Renzo, you're one hell of a puzzle for a mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder i get ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Wow thats disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 now im thinking about what a rubix cube would say….... probably the same thing actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 @Renzo:> now im thinking about what a rubix cube would say….> > ... probably the same thing actuallyRenzo, you seriously make me sick.. Oo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Why? A Rubix Cube is a horrible tease. You expect a few twists and tugs on it and you're finished, but then it turns out in a harder position than it was before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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