Fruitpunch Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 A monk came to my school and told this one and I thought it was post worthyThree men die and are at the gates of heaven. In heaven they meet Saint Peter. Saint Peter begins to question each man. He asks each man what they would like the people to say about them at their funeral. The first man replies "I would like them to say I was a good banker and an honest man.". The second man replies "I would like them to say I was a good guy and that I never took advantage of anybody in and outside the business world". The third man turns his head away from Saint Peter. Saint Peter asks the man what is wrong. The third man replies "With all due respect sir, at my funeral I would like them to say "Look! He's moving"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickko Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 lol'd also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ha! I'm gonna share that one for sure! It certainly was post-worthy :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Heard it a few times <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I had a small grin at then end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Nice,I like that onePriest jokes can sometimes be quite… wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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