Khachaturian Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'm so trying this out right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The reply spambot seems to get everyone away.> Connecting to server…> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!> Stranger: hollo> You: hollow trees> Stranger: boy?> You: I'm just a lonely spambot> Your conversational partner has disconnected.> or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 > Connecting to server…> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!> You: david hasselhoff> Stranger: Hello> Stranger: The Game> You: eclipse?> You: I lost it> You: You did too> You: RAAAPPPPEEE!> Stranger: No> Stranger: Nasioc?> You: 4chan is teh uber> You: /b/> You: david hasselhoff> Stranger: SCIC :|> You: /ctrl-alt-delete> Stranger: I see what u did thefe> You: /b/ is uber> Stranger: www.knowyourmeme.com> You: www.leekspin.com> Stranger: Get with the gMe, bro> You: Nazi Kittens, www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com> You: Never!> Stranger: That is bad.> You: You just lost the game> You: You just lost the david hasselhoff game> Stranger: I am 12 and what is that?> You: www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com is a site which shows cats that look like hitler. Coincidence right?> Stranger: Wicked. I am reporting u> You: Yay!> You: Remeber to say david hasselhoff> Stranger: Screw u, scum bag> You: hotdog vendors!> Stranger: Your mom wears army bonnets> You: Huh. Your american!> Stranger: Haha u lost th game> You: In my country mom is spelt mum> You: you spelt the wrong.> You: You just lost the game!> Stranger: Bloody brit> You: Guess again> Stranger: Canada> You: again> Stranger: Sweden> You: again> You: abit lower> Stranger: Germany> You: alot lower> You: you just lost the game> Stranger: Lower than Canada is America, punk> You: west of america.> You: or east.> Stranger: Ireland> You: LOWER!> You: southern hemisphere> Stranger: India :|> You: again> Stranger: South bloody america> You: an i isn't antartica> You: again!> Stranger: Africa?> You: starts with an a!> You: and is it's own continent> Stranger: Oh bloody Australia> You: clap clap for the handicap> Stranger: G'day mate> You: you lost the game> You: Kangaroo on the barbeque> Stranger: Let's put a shrimp on the barbie> You: fjumping jackrabbits!> You: stinking sawdust!> Stranger: Ok I hate your accent already> You: You can't hear an accent in words> Stranger: Oh yes I can> You: except if you send a link to someone talking> You: in mp3 or midi or wav> Stranger: I can hear u say Jackrabbits> You: Heh. I'm older that you> Stranger: Nonsense> You: 13.> Stranger: How old am o?> You: 12> Stranger: I*> You: you said it before!> Stranger: 22 punk> You: Oh wow!> You: your a great speller!> Stranger: Screw u and ur Aussie spelling> You: david hasselhoff> You: will kill you> Stranger: U just lost the game> You: CHATSPEAK MUCH?> You: www.spam.com> You: www.smouch.net/lol> Stranger: America could get rid of Aussie and we'd never miss it> You: We could use Kevin Rudd as a shield. If you know who that is.> Stranger: Aussie girls are ugly, u have no natural resources except kangaroo poo> You: Oh wow. That's coming from a person who doesn't know how to spell> You: 22 and you still can't spell> You: You're just sad.> Stranger: I can spell better than your mum.> You: Oh wow!> You: That's amazing.> Stranger: She "tutored" me> You: Be your mum is in prison> You: Spam!!!!> You: You just lost the game> You: Spammikins> Stranger: Ur spam, brah> You: www.hatsofmeat.com> You: what is spam then> You: dun dun dun!> Stranger: You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face, in a crowded place> You: You also type slow> You: Let me guess. Your anus?> Stranger: It's hard to type on an iPhone, brah> You: Name 12 operating systems.> You: starting with windows> You: type faster will you.> Stranger: Windows dos, 3.1, 95, 98, nt, 2000, me, xp, vista, etc rt , Linux puppy dog,> You: Ooh. There's a linux puppy dog version?> You: Unix> You: Linux> Stranger: My figrrs are too big for my keypad. 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'-,_''-,''-,''~> ................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/.......,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;|...................... ........_''> You: triple rick roll'd> Stranger: Ok, go play with your barbies now, sweetie> You: Imagine if there was a world without you.> You: Wouldn't it be bliss?> Stranger: Here's and idea, go to www.nasioc.com/forums, sign up, and post in the Off Topic> You:> .:xxxxxxxx:.> .xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.> :xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:.> .xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:> :xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX:> xxx:::xxxxxxxx::::xxxxxxxxx:> .xx: ::xxxxx: :xxxxxxxx> :xx x. xxxx: xx. xxxxxxxx> :xx xxx xxxx: xxxx :xxxxxxx> 'xx 'xx xxxx:. xx' xxxxxxxx> xx ::::::xx:::::. xxxxxxxx> xx:::::.::::.:::::::xxxxxxxx> :x'::::'::::':::::':xxxxxxxxx.> :xx.::::::::::::' xxxxxxxxxx> :xx: '::::::::' :xxxxxxxxxx.> .xx '::::' 'xxxxxxxxxx.> .xxxx 'xxxxxxxxx.> .xxxx 'xxxxxxxxx.> .xxxxx: xxxxxxxxxx.> .xxxxx:' xxxxxxxxxxx.> .xxxxxx:::. . ..:::_xxxxxxxxxxx:.> .xxxxxxx'' ':::'' ''::xxxxxxxxxxxx.> xxxxxx : '::xxxxxxxxxxxx> :xxxx:' : 'xxxxxxxxxxxx:> .xxxxx : ::xxxxxxxxxxxx> xxxx:' ::xxxxxxxxxxxx> xxxx . ::xxxxxxxxxxxx.> .:xxxxxx : ::xxxxxxxxxxxx::> xxxxxxxx : ::xxxxxxxxxxxxx:> xxxxxxxx : ::xxxxxxxxxxxxx:> ':xxxxxx ' ::xxxxxxxxxxxx:'> .:. xx:. .:xxxxxxxxxxxxx'> ::::::.'xx:. : .:: xxxxxxxxxxx':> .:::::::::::::::.'xxxx. ::::'xxxxxxxx':::.> ::::::::::::::::::.'xxxxx :::::.'.xx.'::::::.> ::::::::::::::::::::.'xxxx:. :::::::.'':::::::::> ':::::::::::::::::::::.'xx:' .'::::::::::::::::::::..> :::::::::::::::::::::.'xx .:: :::::::::::::::::::::::> .:::::::::::::::::::::::. xx .::xxxx :::::::::::::::::::::::> :::::::::::::::::::::::::.'xxx.. .::xxxxxxx ::::::::::::::::::::'> '::::::::::::::::::::::::: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :::::::::::::::::'> '::::::::::::::::::::::: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :::::::::::::::'> ':::::::::::::::::::_xxxxxx::'''::xxxxxxxxxx '::::::::::::'> '':.::::::::::' `._'::::::''> > You: Dead linux doll?> You: Why don't you go and post on www.touchofdeathforums.com> Your conversational partner has disconnected.> or save this log or send us feedback.Best conversation ever! 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death Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Total epicness.> Connecting to server…> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!> You: Hold this shovel and do as I say please> Stranger: -holds shovel?> You: Take three steps back while spinning the shovel in a circle.> Stranger: -takes three steps back while spinning the shovel in a circle?> You: Drop the shovel in the pit.> Stranger: -drops shovel in pit?> You: Can you see the catwalk?> Stranger: no..> You: Turn on your flashlightthen> You: *flashlight then> Stranger: -turns on flashlight?> You: Can you see it now?> Stranger: Tyra!> You: Go to the middle of the catwalk and jump right.> Stranger: -jump in middle of catwalk?> You: Can you still hear me?> Stranger: Ya!> You: Can you see the statue of the lion-headed man?> Stranger: no...> You: Move closer to the right> You: Now can you see it?> Stranger: Maybe!> You: Go behind it and pull the lever, and stay low.> Stranger: -goes behind it and pulls the lever, stays low..?> You: We're going down.> You: Okay.... when you see a tunnel going left, jump there. Otherwise, you're dead.> Stranger: i see it? -jumpz!> You: The tunnel leads to an underground river.> You: Don't go too close to the water.> Stranger: what does this lead too?> You: There's a rope coming from the roof of the cavern, see it?> Stranger: yeah?> You: Pull it, and run back into the tunnel as fast as you can.> Stranger: -pulls and runs back into the tunnel> You: Good.> You: Now, climb down the stairs. You may not be able to hear me anymore, but you have to go on.> You: Avoid the walls there.> Stranger: -climbs down the stairs> You: ...ear.....e?> Stranger: HEAR YOU?> You: The...sta...e....of the....snake!> Stranger: what about my snake?!> You: Do not.... uch... it!> You: ...wait.> You: HELLO!> Stranger: YES?> You: I FOUND A MEGAPHONE!> Stranger: .....> You: THERE'S A DOOR NEXT TO THE SNAKE.> Stranger: OH OKAY! WHAT ABOUT IT?> You: OPEN IT, BUT JUMP LEFT IMMEDIATELY!> Stranger: -open and jump left!> You: DID YOU SEE THE ARROWS?> You: POISONED.> You: GO INTO THE ROOM.> Stranger: -goes into room> You: THERE SHOULD BE A LAPTOP THERE.> You: OUT OF POWER, BUT TAKE IT WITH YOU.> Stranger: -grabs> You: DON'T BREAK IT> You: IMPORTANT.> You: GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.> You: THERE SHOULD BE AN ARMY OF SKELETONS WAITING FOR YOU.> You: PREPARE TO RUN.> Stranger: ......NOOO!> You: CHOOSE THE PATH GOING EAST.> Stranger: -PREPAREZ> Stranger: -RUNS EAST> You: YOU'LL HAVE TO JUMP OVER THE GAP!> You: THEY CANNOT FOLLOW.> Stranger: -JUMPS OVER GAP> You: Good> You: Can you still hear me?> Stranger: yep!> You: There's an elevator there.> Stranger: do i get in it?> You: Yes> You: Press the '9' button> You: And hope for the best.> Stranger: -gets in press 9> You: Yes!> You: I can hear it!> You: It's moving!> You: Moving upwards> You: I can see it's lights now.> You: Ah there you are.> You: Give me the laptop.> Stranger: .....> Stranger: -gives> You: Good work.> Stranger: your welcome!....> Stranger: thats all i had to do?> You: But I'm afraid you have outlived your usefulness.> You: Goodbye> You: -KicksI had some real fun doing this xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Props on that wolf that was epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Connecting to server…You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: I live in a lunatic asylumYou: SIR CAN YOU SEE THE GIANT FLAMINGOES?Stranger: I throw poo at people îÂÅ¡Stranger: Yes. But i always see themStranger: I throw poo at themYou: HOW ABOUT THIS MINI MEGAPHONE?Stranger: Indeed i can. The flamingos are holding itStranger: They abuse meYou: HOW ABOUT THE ANTS DANCING IN TOP HATS TO NINE INCH NAILS?Stranger: Nine inch nails are gayStranger: I hate themYou: BUT CAN YOU SEE THEM?Stranger: Eat my pooYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emblem Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 Lmao wolf, that was epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I think I could have done better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Go ahead and try, but it was good as it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I wont find anyone as co-operative as him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Connecting to server…You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiyaYou: I am making a MMORPG. Want to see it's forum?Stranger: No thanks man, I'm not much of a gamerStranger: I'm trying to take over the world, you know any engineers?You: Do you like kittens?Stranger: They are rather cuteYou: My MMORPG is Kittens OnlineStranger: funStranger: My government will be a fascist regime, with me being the only person who holds any power.Stranger: I'll control the economy and everything else.You: There is a tower with 1000 floors, with an all-powerful device that controls the elements.Stranger: I'll prolly kill off most of the humans to keep things under controlYou: To get it, you must defeat the dragon.Stranger: Leading the entire Earth by yourself would be pretty toughYou: That's called an AutocracyStranger: Cool, I'm going to rename it FishismStranger: I'll be ruler of the Earth, that kind of thing is under my jurisdictionYou: NiceYou: You're gonna need that device thoStranger: Which is why I asked originallyStranger: Know any engineers?You: It can summon a meteor thousands of miles wideYou: Me\Your conversational partner has disconnected.In there was something about Kittens Online that you NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 @«:> [»Wolf«][» link=topic=48374.msg499692#msg499692 date=1247859666]> I wont find anyone as co-operative as him.Very true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 2732 users onlineConnecting to server…You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: HiStranger: lets have a backwards conversationYou: yakoStranger: no, like we start at what would be the endYou: Okay you startStranger: and thats how it happenedYou: So howd it end?Stranger: we were sitting there just completely nudeStranger: so we went to the parkStranger: she wanted to leave, so we got in the carYou: lolYou: iconStranger: so i was sitting at the barYou: Mm hmYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Dude that sort of happened to me, like literally backwards.I'd say Hi, and he'd be like "iH' and everything I said he would just re verse. Then he disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 noooooooConnecting to server…You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: HiStranger: hi,Stranger: mind if i ask how old you are?You: 21Stranger: and where are you from?You: MichiganStranger: michigan.. i don't know too much about michigan. aha. how is it there?You: The extremes.You: FREEZING wintersYou: BURNING summersStranger: it must be burning now then?You: Actually, it hasn't been that bad latelyStranger: i hate humidity. =\You: MehYou: I don't notice humidity that muchStranger: when it gets really bad, you can though.Stranger: can i get a name to work with?You: Ian.Stranger: that's ian, right? this font makes the uppercase i look the same as the lowercase L. aha.You: Uh huh.Stranger: well, ian, how's your summer? :]You: GoodStranger: i don't believe you. :pStranger: it can't be that good if you're bored enough to hang around omegle!You: LolStranger: what are your plans for today? or what have you been doing so far?You: hangin out at home, nothin' to do, so been usin the cpu.Stranger: see. your summer hasn't been good.Stranger: not today at least.Stranger: especially when you're 21\. you should be be out and about!You: How old are you?Stranger: 19.You: This makes my day: http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,48374.msg499713/topicseen.html#newStranger: which one am i reading?Stranger: there seems to be more than one.You: Wat do u mean?You: Thats 1 URLYou: It has to do with OmegleStranger: i know. but is there a specific post you wanted me to read?Stranger: or you meant the entire thread in general?You: Entire threadStranger: i don't think i'll read the entire thing.. heh.Stranger: i read the last page though.You: KStranger: are you going to make say something stupid so you can post it there?? :xYou: Yeh probablyStranger: really?You: FISHCAKEPASTELOCKEMSHMOCKPOOPFLINGINGMONKEYDRINKERStranger: that's quite appropriate for a 21 year old.You: I'm DNA Virus on that forumStranger: have you made a post in this thread?You: Yep, ;like tenStranger: oh. which page?You: AllYou: Only like 20 posts per pageStranger: oh, found one!Stranger: i should be careful with what i say then. heh. :xYou: lol\Stranger: now i'm all afraid and it's hard to have a real conversation now..You: lolYou: literallyStranger: you're name isn't even ian, is it!Stranger: your*You: Actually it isYou: my nameYou: cause I likeYou: itYou: ItYou: isYou: awesomeStranger: your forum profile says you're 13 though..You: Yea I lied I'm actually 13 lots of people disconnect if you say thatStranger: it explains the staying home on a summer day. heh.Stranger: well, it's not often i talk to a 13 year old boy.. but i'll let it slide for now, i guess. as long as you don't lie anymore. kay? you don't have to hide anything.You: kkYou: I can't hide anything?Stranger: you shouldn't have to.You: OkYou: My dogs balls hang like mo foStranger: that's.. not something you HAD to share.You: lolStranger: so we won't be able to have a real conversation? otherwise, i'd have to leave.You: We can have a real converse.You: I'm actually pretty smaryYou: *smartYou: I'm going to be an astronomerStranger: this is ridiculous.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: where r u ?You: americaStranger: coolYou: canadia to be exactStranger: im ChineseYou: coo]Stranger: m/f ?You: mStranger: age ?Stranger: m 17You: why should i tell youYou: you might rape meYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Lol @ DNA Virus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Eh I gave up on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Connecting to server…You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: YOU SUCK BALLSStranger: oh hai derYou: GO FUCK YOURSELFStranger: can i ask a question?You: SURE BITCHStranger: is it gay if a guy sucks your dick? i mean whats gay about getting a blow job? isnt he the gay one for sucking your dick?You: YOURE BOTH GAYStranger: how so steve?You: ZWHO THE HELL IS STEVE?Stranger: you steven silly?You: NO ASSHOLEStranger: agrred i hate asshole..You: YOU BASTARDStranger: dratsab uoy?You: YEA, SON OF BITCHStranger: hey do you like oatmeal?You: DEPENDS. GO TO FUCKING HELLStranger: i wonna go to hell cuz if i went to heaven god would prolly have me on some real strict shit no sleeping all day no getting my dick lickedYou: YOU CUNTSUCKERYou: BITCHFUCKERYou: MOTHERFUCKERStranger: man turtles kinda turn me on? and plastic..Stranger: the more plastic the better reallyYou: WHAT THE FUCKYou: GO TO HELL!You: NOW!Stranger: why u so angry daddy didnt pull out this morning?You: Man this MIDI is keeping me as cool as ice.Stranger: midi is a chick drink nigguahYou: DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT A MIDI IS?Stranger: accronom for mini dick?You: WRONGYou: MUSICAL INSTRUMENTAL DIGITAL INTERFACE, BITCHStranger: oh u play an instument?Stranger: prolly tuba? cause u got nice dick sucking lips i can tellYou: YEAH THE SEXaphone, GO TO HELLStranger: i wonna fuck you through the phoneYou: DEPENDSYou: M/FStranger: what u want me to beYou: DEPENDS WHAT ARE YOU? M/F?Stranger: im a male but i can make me look female if i put my dick between my legs?You: GO FUCK '''''''''''YOURSELF'''''''''''Stranger: kay :)You: BAI GO TO HELL BITCHYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Dude is obviously a troll, as he went along with it.You played right into it though, his comments made me laugh,and he quoted Biggie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombie0hour Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Stranger: yo!You: WordStranger: wasss upp?You: Homie check it dwag I gonna forizzleStranger: lol xDYou: on your ka pizzle ma frizzleYou: You gizzle?Stranger: Suree. lol :]You: lolYou: hi\Stranger: hey.. :]Stranger: m or f?You: bothStranger: what?You: =DStranger: alrighty then,,You: lolStranger: transversialYou: uh huhStranger: lol?You: I can take it and stick in it the other thingYou: =DStranger: hhaaaaaaahhhaaaaa xDYou: Its amazingYou: always wear a condom!Stranger: yep!You: I could impregnate myselfStranger: wtf?You: Like I could be the mother and the fatherYou: =DStranger: ok, thats cool.Disconnect from strangerSexist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Everyone is sexist to spambots too. Try out the spambot reply. You'll make everyone hang up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 > You: what up nigga> Stranger: not much homie> You: tight> Stranger: are we cappin the 7/11 tonite?> You: wordd> You: dont forget your 4 pound piece> Stranger: that fuckin 3rd eye wont gimme change for da slurpee> You: fuck dat shit dog> You: ill rape his bitch and his baby momma> Stranger: i wuz lyke "Dont gimme dat shit dawg. i cum in here erry fucking day with my 89 cents i know i got sum change cummin to me"> You: seen brother> Stranger: naw i hadnt seen jamal> You: aightee> Stranger: peace nig. meet at front st in 2 mins> You: i hear dem busters> You: shootin outside ma crib> You: be back in a sec> Stranger: k fooJust for the lulzI have nothing against black people, just for the record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zearth Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 who said that was black people? it could be whites trying to be gangsta…or those azn gangstas >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 azn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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