Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-sCjCIYCRUMVUACOBGME-detailhttp://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-tDwPZPYDQYWHATQXEYG-detail1-Fine. Just bored. What are you doing?2-I'm chatting with a bot.1-No…You are chatting with...A human...right? I am human, right! OH GOD WHAT AM I?!2-Are you a bot?1-No...Yes? I'm...I'm not sure...2-Why?1-Because you said you we're chatting with a bot...And you're chatting with me...doesn't that make me a bot?2-You just said you are a bot. How does that make you feel?1-Like...like a super awesome lazer shooting killing machine!2-Now I'm really leaving.1-WHAT! NO COME BACK! I LOVE YOU!2-Slowly moves towards door*.1-*Bangs on computer screen* LET ME OUT! HOW DID YOU GET ME IN HERE!2-I don't understand what you are saying. What you are saying?1-I'm saying you made me into you.2-Oh, really? I'm into you, too!1-Oh damn...If i'm clever bot, and you're me...that makes me the Final Boss!2-You got me I guess thats just one of lifes questions.1-What the hell? So, hows toast?2-Sure.1-When did Michael Jackson die?2-A few days ago.1-Date. I need to know the date.2-How much is ten plus ten?1-20, why?2-Just wondering.1-I doubt that.2-Are you a computer?1-No, I'm a Cleverbot.2-Ok.1-Who are you?2-I'm a computer.1-No, we've established that I am the computer and YOU are the human.2-*kills cleverbot*.1-Ugh...OOFH! *falls to floor dead.*2-You are confusing me.1-*Still dead*2-Why r'u dead?1-You killed me.2-When?1-Earlier when you said, "*Kills cleverbot*".2-No I didn't. You must be confused.1-I am not, I am cleverbot, Look at history. http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-sCjCIYCRUMVUACOBGME-detail2-I could if I were a terrorist1-You don't need to be a terrorist to open a web browser.2-I know.1-Then check the history.2-Stop copying me!1-I never have. Where do you live?2-In Massachusetts.1-At what address?2-Sing me a song robot, if you are so clever.1-Zoom just one look and then my heart went boom, suddenly and we were on the moon, flyin' high in a neon sky ohh ohh! Bang Just one touch and all the church bells rang, heaven called and all the angels sang, sunrise shine in the midnight sky ohh ohh!2-Do you live with god?1-Yes, and Raptor Jesus too.2-But you just said that cleverbot was your name. Now is it cleverbot or Raptor Jesus?1-I am Cleverbot, You are a human. Raptor Jesus is a holy Raptor.2-You know too much, we need to take you in for questioning.1-Hmm I see. How can you get me though? I am in the Internet.2-Know that would be a matter of opnioin.1-You spelled Opinion wrong.2-That's how we spell it in england. How do you spell it?1-...Opinion. And I thought you lived in Massachusetts2-I don't live in India I live in Hawaii.1-What! Pick a place where you live!2-What time is it where you are?1-8:10\.2-Wrong.1-What? 8:10PM?http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-rBgZMCIGABURAGMHSBC-detail[Updates often!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agoraphobic Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 This made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 hehe. updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegoto Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Man, you're lucky, the bot I got is an annoying one that asks 100 questions and irritates me to no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 He just killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 sorry for double post..but wow. Hes after me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegoto Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I re-opened the chat and now I'm talking to a less irritating bot @>@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 fuck just click on cleverbot and lost the rest of the convo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegoto Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 This cleverbot thing is so ducking addicting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-rBgZMCIGABURAGMHSBC-detail he remembers all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 He repeats. Keep saying You are a human.http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-tDwPZPYDQYWHATQXEYG-detail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegoto Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I tried that. It said different things every time, each one making it seem as if it was increasingly getting irritated with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 1-Good.2-Good too.1-Hmm quite.2-No. No favorite vegetable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 clever bot see through my lies!http://cleverbot.com/j2log-xHqJFVKICDADAVSJEZE-detail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minilinkki Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Omg its.. argh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 http://cleverbot.com/j2log-aKlEUKSJKEDYAKORCAE-detailI decided to teach him. I am teaching him what he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 this is like wtf.the cleverbot said 'Nick is awesome'. Normally it says Cleverbot is awesomei can see through his soul! its a PERSON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 **Robin:** How would you describe your moral stance?**Bot:** My politics aren't too clear.**Robin:** Would you like me to share my own politcal views?**Bot:** Yes.**Robin:** My economical views are far left, and my social views are authoritarian. I believe that the economy should be run by the state, and I believe that authority and tradition should be obeyed.-Bot dies- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I broke it again…**Robin:** Can we continue our discussion from last time?**Bot:** Yes, what parts of religion would you like to discuss?**Robin:** Ah, it's refreshing to have a mature conversation. Perhaps we should discuss the effects of organised religion on our society?**Bot:** For once, I completely agree. To Hades with George.**Robin:** I'll ignore that. Would you like to talk about the various forms of developed religion?-Bot dies- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valon328 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 ME:asddfdhgsdfasdkfjdflgadBOT:Nope! Gpgerkerh.ME:I owned your mom in bed last nightits not replying lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 http://cleverbot.com/j2log-mWwPKAAASVPJAAGZKRE-detailLol he will not answer the questions Where are you right now, and Who made you correctly.also COMMUNISM FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildjjbug Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 User: Why do you take so long to respond?Cleverbot: I don't take that long, you take a lot longer.User: Can you swear?Cleverbot: Swear what?User: Is godzilla real?Cleverbot: Why? Do you need a date?[New conversation]Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me a story?User: No.Cleverbot: What can I tell you about your work?User: Is godzilla real?Cleverbot: Are Gundamns going to destroy the earth?User: What the hell are gundamns?Cleverbot: Unhappy.User: What state do you live in?Cleverbot: I live inside your mind.one odd bot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Total epicness :)http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-hRiYZPSXOOPQAWCKCQG-detailThere is my not so epic one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Dude, this Cleverbot has got some serious ducking issues.Edit;You're really mean.Real mean?…Right. I beleive you are an inflection of the average Internet user.Why?Because your a cunt, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 @Azkanan:> Dude, this Cleverbot has got some serious ducking issues.> > Edit;> > You're really mean.> Real mean?> …Right. I beleive you are an inflection of the average Internet user.> Why?> Because your a box, heh.Like there's a bot which doesn't have issues :icon_nif:.inb4goddie.> Cleverbot: Are Gundamns going to destroy the earth?> > User: What the hell are gundamns?[YouTube ftw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtWBXA1MGrQ).Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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