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The Complete Eclipse Bible

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Note: If you want to be included in the Bible, please PM me with your power and your story.

The Eclipse Bible

Chapters:
List of Gods
1- The Beginning
2- Creation of the Elements
3- Creation of People
4- Creation of Endless Spam
5- Creation of Death
6- Creation of Writing
7- Total Eclipse
8- Eclipse Evolution
9- Solar Eclipse
10- The Tomb of Mummies
10- The God's Stories

List of Gods:
Marsh: The Creator
Godlord: God of Gods
Barron: God of Writing
Bones: God of Death
Zetta Monkey: God of Creation
Rose: God of People
Anna: God of Justice
Blue: God of Endless Spam
Gwen: God of Happiness
Valon: God of Help
Ambard: God of Land
X: God of Randomness
Jungletoe "saw": The Prophet
Admiral: God of Sense
IceCreamTuesday: God of Food
Squiddle: God of Truth
Robin: God of Love
Wolf: God of the Forest and Nature
Pryex: God of Rock
McNugget: God of Duck
Hippoman: God of Evil
Fleshlightman: God of Meat
Snoop: God Of Riddles
Ninja-Tech: God of Blood
DrNova: God of the Sky

Chapter 1:
The Beginning

In the universe, there was a spec. Thats all that existed back then. This spec eventually developed thoughts. After the spec turned into intelegent life, it began to to become lonely. After sitting around the universe for 1 trillion years, the spec decided to split itself into 2\. After many atempts, the spec succeeded. He now relised that the other spec could talk. They talked for a while, but soon relised they were drifting into a radiation ray. As soon as they exited, they all had a weird glow emitting from themselves. Spec #1 turned into a big puff ball; thus earning him the name "Marsh" by spec #2\.
"What about my name?" asked spec #2
Marsh frantically searched for a name.
"Uh… Zetta Monkey!" screamed Marsh
Zetta Monkey accepted, knowing that he must not anger the great Marsh.
After a while, they decided to make a giant spec, which could be inhabbited by  many creatures. They began to plan. Zetta Minkey created a new God, named Godlord, to govern over the Gods they planned to make. It was at this time they relised that the glow emitting from their bodies was power; and each of them had different powers. Marsh was the creator and planner. Zetta Monkey preformed creation, and Godlord could rule over all of the next generations of Gods. So seeing what they had to offer, Marsh ordered the creation of Ambard.

Chapter 2:
Creation of the Elements

Ambard was from the land he himself had created during birth. He became a hero there, and then met with the gods. Ambard received the power to create lands that were better than anybody had ever dreamed. His first land was named Earth. He filled that land with trees, plants, and soil. Earth had beautiful land scapes, but was poorly lighted. Hense Ambard created a new land, the Sun. The Sun was a giant ball of fire, which created nice lighting. The main lands had just been created.

Chapter 3:
Creation of People

Zetta Monkey got bored quickly with earth, and decided to make humans. He then created Rose. Rose had the power to create humans; something both Zetta Monkey and Marsh could never create. These humans were ugly, brute, and evil. Rose was ashamed and fled the universe. Marsh thought deeply. Obvously, this problem had to be solved quickly. The humans were threatening the existance of Marsh himself. Marsh decided to take away the evil human's strength. Now they couldnt attack. There was still one last problem. They had mouthes.

Chapter 4:
Creation of Spam

The humans had caused such a disturbance, they threatened security. With their mouths, they formed spam. And inevidably, the God of Endless Spam was born. Blue. Blue asked new humans to join his team, and gave birth to Hippoman, God of Evil. His goal was to create a new land where evil humans could wander, called World Of Blades (WoB Game). Now Marsh was thinking fast. They had to find a quick solution. He found one.

Chapter 5:
Creation of Death

Marsh was so fed up with the humans, he had to create a disposale of them. He then ordered Zetta Monkey to create a God of Death. The God's name was Bones. He critisized every spammer, complainer, and whiner, including Blue. He hated Blue. Bones merely created Hell so that the spammers could be tortured. He killed off Blue's army by humiliating him. Blue started spamming more (see the shoutbox) until Marsh couldnt stand it. Marsh muted him temporarily. This allowed the Gods to create more, and better Gods.

Chapter 6:
Creation of Writing

Marsh made a list of Gods for ZM to make. On this list were Barron, Anna, Gwen, Valon, X, Admiral, Sqiddle, Fleshlightman, and IceCreamTuesday. The most importiant were easily Barron and Anna. Barron educated the humans on how to create their own, fun worlds by speaking a certain language. This was Marsh's idea originally, but it had frequently changed. Anna was the God of Justice. She merilessly muted, locked, and banned humans from earth. This prevented some spammers from continuing their practices. Sqiddle made animals, so the humans could eat, and taught them how to be happier, by showing them Gwen, the God of Happyness. X always provided randomness in order to keep the world fresh (Boned didnt like this...). IceCreamTuesday cooked the animals for the humans. Valon provided help for the younger humans, while Fleshlightman just simply "owns" them by making smart comments. Admiral provided common sense to the people. The whole world was better when Blue arrived again, so much better that Blue couldnt do anything but recruit a few spammers to build WOB. One of them was a newborn named Jungletoe, who's nickname is "saw". He didnt know about Blue's evil habbits. He worked for Blue by recruiting the other newborns and by making the land. He soon became bored. He left Earth for a while until he heard his calling: he was the prophet from the Gods to tell the humans not to listen to Blue. He returned to Earth and destroyed Blue with a few of his team members; Kroekinator and Xelander (mortals).

Chapter 6,7,+8
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Marsh had gotten good results. He had successfully created a fully functional universe. He then decided to let regular humans make the lands. Soon, many lands had been created, such as Kittens, Retarded, Sqiddle, Steward's, Falcasia, Cartoon and Vertigo. Access betwene these worlds was made easy by Lord Tipsta and Tivolicous. ZM and Marsh created many world makers such as Total Eclipse, Eclipse Evolution, and Solar Eclipse. The worlds continued to operate cleanly, with new important humans like Nicola Tesla Taco, Snoopy, and many others. In the following years, Sqiddle gave birth to Renzo, God of the Rabid Squirrels. Renzo bit many squirrels of different sizes. Soon, he had an army of squirrels that attacked unmercilessly. Thousands died. But there was hope. Gwen, the happy God, cast a spell on everyone to make them happy... including the rabid squirrels. So now instead of the Squirrels attacking innocent people, they attacked Blue.
But that wasn't the only thing that plagued the Earth. Since McNugget was born, there had been a sudden increase in the population of Ducks. Soon they swarmed everywhere, tormenting everyone... except Blue. Marsh thought for a long while and then realized the problem. Blue had spammed their minds. Marsh took quick action and crafted the most terrorizing weapon up to date: the BANHAMMER. He forged the metal out of pure gold, crafted the head with an iron pick. Soon the BANHAMMER was finished. He gave the perfectly crafted weapon to Anna, and she accomplished a mighty blow that banned many humans that had their minds infected with Blue's spam. Blue quickly retreated once more into the further into space, but spammed from a distance. The ducks were still a problem. Marsh had an idea. He created a new god, called Fleshlightman. He was the god of meat. Marsh ordered him to turn the ducks to meat or else he would be "un-born". He agreed, and the Gods had a great feast that night, consisting of roasted duck, and Anna's Firecrackers.

Chapter 10
The Tomb of the Mummy

One day, DrNova, God of the Skies, was looking up into the universe. He was desperate for light at night, because he was so terrified of all the crickets. They jumped on him at night and he became very sleepless. He desided enough was enough, he would create the stars. DrNova watched as the sky lit up with tiny specs of light. As he sat, gazing at the stars, he realised that they held secrets. These secrets were formed once he found the formation of each cluster of stars. Marsh, wanting to help, created Snoop; the Riddle God. So Snoop and DrNova sat talking together at night. Finally they formed a deal. DrNova wanted the star's secrets, while Snoop wanted to meet the girl who had the giant tits on his forum profile. They agreed to each other's deals, and soon DrNova found the secret. There was a tomb somewhere on earth. He searched until one day, he found it. The Tomb. He entered the tomb slowly. As soon as he entered the first hall, he heard an evil laugh. It belonged to Ninja-Tech, the forgotten God of Blood. DrNova stared into Ninja's eyes.
"What do you want..." he asked.
"I want to have the number of the girl on your forum profile" he responded.
After much debate, they both gave in. In the end DrNova ended up with valuable gold, while Ninja-Tech and Snoop ended up... well... We'll just save that for some X-rated movie :)

Chapter 11
God's Stories

X:
Curiosity killed the cat

X was the first to become curious about what lied beyond the created lands...
He went to the altar of marsh to say what he was doing, then began a lengthy search for items all over the lands.
When he was done, he began peicing then together into a machine, unlike that, that had ever been created before... It's sophistacation rivaled that of the newest land creator, Se1.0 . He finished, then went about the lands saying his goodbyes. He went back to the machine, transformed into a kitten, and climbed inside. He activated the machine. It created a rift of sorts, which it disappeared into, after which, the rift closed up, but a white line remained there in mid-air, resembling a crack. X was not seen again for 7 years.

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Robin
The God's Love

One day, a few more Gods were born. Robin, the God of Love was one of them. Soon, all the Gods fell in love with Robin. IcecreamTuesday even changed his power into the God of Sexiness. This gave him a good physique and a macho voice. They ran off into the sunset together and never returned.

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Wolf
The Birth of Wolf

Soon, when animals and nature itself began to fall, a new god was born. Wolf, the God of Nature. He would keep the worlds nature clean and alive with life. This newcommer became known by the gods and the humans quick. Soon, he over did he work and had to stop for a while allowing nature to die slightly. Soon, when nature was dying, he began to feed nature with life again. For ever more.
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Pryex
The Forgotten Story of Rock

Not long after Marsh created the world, he decided he needed something for the people to enjoy, and being to lazy to make something himslef he created Pryex, the god of rock. Pryex filled the world with beautiful music such as Iron Maiden, and Dragonforce. And from their legend, sprouted many fans, games were made, but sson, all was not well. Rappers, and classical music fans came along, even fans of dance, and for 100 years, the art for moshing, was lost to all but a few of the most dedicated followers.

The Arockalypse

As Pryex had forseen, 100 years after the rule of rap, Rock once again took it's hold on Eclipse. However, followers of Rap stilkl existed, and it was obvious they were to be purged of Eclipse, and so a plan was formed. The Arockalypse. 1000 years in the future, it shall begin with the sky's turning balck, fire shall fall from the sky, and beast shall crawl up from the ground, and in the midst of it all, guitars shall fall from the heavens. Dead legends will rise to play them, the are as listed:
-Steve Vai
-Kirk Hammet
-Herman Li
-Slash
-Joe Satriani
-Eddy Van Halen
-Angus Young
-Jimmy Hendrix.

The Musical and melodic sound of the great guiotars being played at once, shall fill Ecipse, and it shall tell of what it to come. For the rappers will be sent to the bit, a place of prostitues, drugs, and death, where those who follow Rock, shall ascend into the heavens, and take up their instruments, in the eternal mosh pits of Zion.
Tghis is written in stone, as it will happen.

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> Jungletoe link=topic=50894.msg531883#msg531883 date=1251268097]
> Owen, youre wrong for 2 reasons:
> 1\. I have been here for a year now There are people who have been here for many years; hell i've been a guest twice as long as you've been around
> 2\. This is made of user generated content, I just peiced it together. I'll add a chapter about you if it makes you happy. Just PM me with your story. User made content like HM is the god of creation and all that stupid stuff? and i don't want my part in the story because all i do is help in the scripting section because that's mostly what i like to do.

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@Owen:

> this is just stupid i think someone who actually knows eclipse should have created this..

It's for fun, it's not actually historical in anyway.

If it was historical, we would have the veterans write it. Which Jungletoe, your not one of. :p
(Don't mean to be offensive to anyone)
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