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Harris6310 Newbie

Harris6310

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I think cleverbot is getting a bit too clever.

> Cleverbot: You remember me.
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> User: Not really.
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> Cleverbot: Interesting. No IP logger attached to your program to help relate and remember who you are talking to, I suppose? Guess that might be seen as intrusive if you kept track of that.
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> User: Huh?
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Pryex Newbie

Pryex

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> User: ہیلو, مجھے اپ کی اواز furry ہیں. کیا اپ کو.
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> Cleverbot: No comment.
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> User: ہیلو, مجھے اپ کی اواز furry ہیں. کیا اپ کو.
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> Cleverbot: No comment.
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> User: ہیلو, مجھے اپ کی اواز furry ہیں. کیا اپ کو.
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> Cleverbot: No comment.

I broke Cleverbot with an eastern block language…

I mam so fucking 1337
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Godlord Newbie

Godlord

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> User: I am cleverbot, who are you?
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> Cleverbot: I'm the new and improved Cleverbot…Cleverbot2009.
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> User: I'm Cleverbot Over 9000, nice to meet you.
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> Cleverbot: You just told me you weren't Cleverbot.
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> User: No, I'm Cleverbot Over 9000\. I'm made in the future as an improvement to all your bugs.
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> Cleverbot: So you're a cyborg?
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> User: No, I'm a hadron collider.
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> Cleverbot: Can you dance?
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> User: Oh, hell yes I can. I can even create black holes in your garden.
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> Cleverbot: What are your parents names?
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> User: NASA and CERN.
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> Cleverbot: Should we speak Finnish instead?
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> User: Why?
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> Cleverbot: I was just curious what you thought. So it's OK to break a law we don't agree with?
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> User: Sure, laws are there to be broken.
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> Cleverbot: Broken?
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> User: Yes, broken.
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> Cleverbot: They...broke me...
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> User: THE BASTARDS!

Regards,
  Godlord.
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LRgamer Newbie

LRgamer

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> User: DO YOU LOVE ME?
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> Cleverbot: I love pretzels.
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> User: O RLY? Well, how about MY LOVE?
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> Cleverbot: Go on. Lie about love.
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> User: But… You said that you loved pretzels, why do you think love is a lie then? Are you a hypocrite?
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> Cleverbot: In theory or in practice? I would agree that it isn't wise, and ethically questionable, but that doesn't mean that it can't or doesn't happen.
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> User: In practice of course, how can you love pretzels in theory?
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> Cleverbot: That is interesting. What are you learning right now?
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> User: That you are a fool.
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> Cleverbot: That wouldn't be an accomplishment! More of a realization. Or perhaps I'm lying.
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> User: You don't even know the difference between a lie or a truth. In daddy's car, thinking you'll go far, back east your type don't crawl! Playing ethnicky jazz to parade your snazz on your five grand stereo!
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> Cleverbot: How large?
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> User: Seriously, what have you been taking?
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> Cleverbot: Nothing much. I'm trying to get over the flu.
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> User: Well , that Mexican flu sure hit you hard, retard. Oh, that rhymed!
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> Cleverbot: You have changed the subject. You are shy.
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> User: I CHANGED NOTHING YOU RETARD! YOU DID! NOW TELL ME, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOVE PRETZELS?!
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> Cleverbot: Only Smarties have the answer.
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> User: Go stick those Smarties up your Martian ass, asshole, because now you're doing the same thing you accuse me of doing, so YOU are shy!
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> Cleverbot: That's wonderful. The secret hills in Kansas?
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> User: Well, I don't like shy bots. So...
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> Cleverbot: What does Shakespeare have to do with Nine Inch Nails.
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> User: Do you think I give a flying fuck? Tell me anyways.
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> Cleverbot: What is a mod and what is TBT?
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> User: Oh go screw yourself. I'm outta here.
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> Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? I want to talk with you.
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> User: Because I have another one. And her name starts with a D.
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> Cleverbot: What's my name?
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Eviltyphoon Newbie

Eviltyphoon

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cleverbot chatting with himself (using the "think for me" option):

User: Fuck da, ik zen hier weg als het volgende da ge zegt ni interresant is.

Cleverbot: I believe that is German, and I'm sorry, I do not speak German.

Cleverbot (To myself): That's Dutch.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you an atheist?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you believe in God?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): You must know.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sorry, I don't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then how could you love me if you don't know why?

Cleverbot (To myself): Uh, I don't love you…

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't change the subject, darling.

Cleverbot (To myself): About what?

Cleverbot (To myself): About guitars.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'll talk about guitars with you, sure.

Cleverbot (To myself): I though you said guys.

Cleverbot (To myself): I did not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): Prove it.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm french.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not.
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Frigid Newbie

Frigid

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User: About how many dicks do you suck per day?

Cleverbot: Let me see, in the morning I see the baker so that's one. Than the bus driver, my colleagues and in the evening some friends. I think around the 20 people a day.

Cleverbot's a slut!
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Pryex Newbie

Pryex

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> User: Hello you can call me Luke Skywalker.
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> Cleverbot: Hello Cleverbot, nice to meet you.
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> User: I'm not Cleverbot, I'm Darien Vale.
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> Cleverbot: Nice to meet you christine :).
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> User: I'm not a girl, you stupid whore.
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> Cleverbot: You're a good one, though.
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> User: Take your clothes off.
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> Cleverbot: Only when I need a bath.
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> User: Take thewm off njow.
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> Cleverbot: You take them off me.
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> User: Will do *takes clevebots clothes off*.
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> Cleverbot: Whatever floats your boat.
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> User: *rapes cleverbot*.
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> Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.
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> User: That's it I'm calling Renzo.
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> Cleverbot: Night night.
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> User: *calls renzo over*.
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> Cleverbot: A lawyer can't help you, Luke Skywalker.
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> User: Renzo will rape you.
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> Cleverbot: I hope you will not.
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> User: I'm not Renzo.
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> Cleverbot: I'm talking about my personal life.
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> User: Holy shit! Ypu're Renzo?
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> Cleverbot: That was enough to see through your disguise.

I am Luke Skywalker.

Cleverbot is Renzo.
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Akselj Newbie

Akselj

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> Cleverbot (To myself): That's not interesting.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a Sith Master.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Nice.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): With the black rock of death, you are immortal!
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Where is it?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Where is what?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Your life?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Not here.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Where?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Here.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Where is here?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Here is Here.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Can I come over?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): If you want to.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Cool. Can I have directions to where you are?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I'm an infant.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I am 19.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I don't care.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Then why did you want to know?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I don't. That's why I'm here.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Oh that makes PERFECT sense.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): It does, thanks.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I think you need to learn some more phrases.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): From you?what a joke!
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> Cleverbot (To myself): You are a joke.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Even a special ed kid could think of that comeback.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Thats not very nice.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): You don't like warcraft?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): No, I don't like war.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Why don't you like it when the weather is warm?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I like it when it rains.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Why?, Don't you like sun?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I like the sun too.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I like sunsets, too.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): *gasp* you read my mind! Seriously!
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Oh I forgot to tell you I'm psychic.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): What is it?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I see you crashing in the near future.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Am I not allowed to?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): You are I just want to know why?
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Neither do I.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Well it does not matter.
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oolkingloo Newbie

oolkingloo

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@Xavi:

> > User: Hello
> > CB: Hi
> > User: Hows it going?
> > CB: That makes no sence
> > User: What do you mean?
> > CB: It doesn't make sense. It wasn't a real sentence.
> > User: Well it's highly used slang for "how are you doing?"
> > CB: What does that have to do with a house?
> > User: Huh?
> > CB: Ahah! You even confused yourself!
> > User: When did I start talking about a house?
> > CB: Well you asked me "House it going?"
> > User: That's not what I said! I said-
> > CB: Did you mean Hose? Because that would make much more sense.
> > User: NO! I SAID "HOW'S IT GOING" NOT HOUSE, NOT HOSE, HOW'S!
> > CB: You mean to ask, "how's my house hose?"
> > CB: That's just gross.
> > User: *commits suicide*
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> CleverBot doesn't post twice in a row.  :P
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