Keyboard not working!

[Dthen]

Please help me guys! My keyboard isn't working and I can't get it to type a single thing. It's really annoying and I can't type without my keyboard.

Help please.

[Ruins of Hell]

How'd you type this?

[xelander]

@[SB:

> The Soul Numb link=topic=53395.msg566095#msg566095 date=1256773650]
> How'd you type this?

I ask the same.

[Ruins of Hell]

Fail joke is fail.

[jna]

Umm the keyboard in System tools? I don't have it but I know people who do.

[Godlord]

@Jna:

> Umm the keyboard in System tools? I don't have it but I know people who do.

I have it, but I don't use it as I have more wireless keyboards than I have computers.

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Drummerpete]

Start > All Programs > Accessories > Accessibility > On-Screen Keyboard.

It's a bastard to type with though.

[yorty]

Tis true.

[balliztik1]

Hard to tell whether this is a joke or not. 5 years ago, it'd be obvious, but today you can access the internet from your game console or your phone.

@[SB:

> The Soul Numb link=topic=53395.msg566107#msg566107 date=1256774393]
> Fail joke is fail.

Nay, fail joke is ambiguous.

So, uhh, if you're serious, just Google your keyboard model and get some drivers for it, or simply restart. Try some of the common things to get it to work and if not, find a real tech support forum, or phone the makers of the keyboard, etc.

EDIT: NVM, found a deleted post giving away the trollage. *clears throat*

Ringing and clanging in the dead of night,
The Locksmith's hammer tolls
To forge a lock with all his might
To contain the forum trolls.
The fires dance 'round hardened steel -
No force that can compare
To the raw power and strength of will
Of the Locksmith's crafted snare.
'Tis this power we give to him
To keep the unwanted blocked.
You'll know his power exactly when
You hear that one word…

"Locked."

EDIT2: Oops. Forgot to lock. Fail lock is fail.