Pickle Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR TEENS!1) women expect men to take the initative. Try staring at her and wiggling your eyebrows suggestively. If she doesn't get the hint, pull down your pants.2) women usually want the man to take some dominance in the relationship. Try beating your chest. If that doesn't work, carry her to the top of a tall building. You can use the elevator if she's difficult to carry.3) in a similar vein, women are biologically attracted to men who can protect them. Try following her around everywhere she goes while glaring at everyone else.4) this isn't really relationship advice but after you lose your virginity you must stand up on the bed and yell "LEVEL UP"5) chocolate releases endorphins or something. If your woman has a poor body image because of today's unrelistic standards, get her some chocolate to make her feel better.6) women always seem to be attracted to the "bad boys". Try wearing a biker helmet and sunglasses everywhere you go, and shove random people when you're around her.7) I am not a doctor do not listen to anything I say8) this one is actually for serious: if you are sixteen, you have NOT met your soul-mate. you will NOT be together forever and ever. christ.9) pickup lines you find on the internet are great and always work, every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I approve all of these tips. A+ :)Listen to this man, boys! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 As sad as it may seem this is 40% right. So the other 60 is worth a try. Listen to Pickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 which ones were right? I know the pulling down your pants one has got to be right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Wheres the advice for the girls? and what about gay/bisexuals you should change it toRELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR Male TEENS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 5 and 6 are the only wrong ones on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 dude, gay guys don't need relationship advice, they have gaydar. like, seriously.I even asked my gay friend:> (12:31:25 AM) incomingdave: any comment on the accuracy of "gaydar"?> (12:32:22 AM) : You have to check your readings with someone else. Sometimes hope fucks up the gaydar.> (12:32:44 AM) incomingdave: but usually it's pretty accurate?> (12:33:23 AM) incomingdave: kinda like actual radar, there are things that can jam the signal but overall it's pretty reliable?> (12:33:48 AM) : Usually.women, if your man follows any of the above advice then dump him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 No the chocolate thing is good, but not for that. It's for when Aunt Flow comes to town. Gaydar is real, I learned it from a lesbian. :D Also it's true that most women have a subconscious need to be dominated, just be careful how far you take it. :D I think there was another one that was right… But yeah people should try all of your ideas. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 also do not get shot down by aircraft executing tip number 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 not all women have that subconscious need, some have the need to dominate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 like gwen and anna for example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 especially gwen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Lol… Gwen is a perfect example. :D Maybe you'll pick up on it if you talk to her enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 also good point is just go for it and kiss them if you want. Some ladies get piss others think that took balls and like it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Draken 80% of the time that would get you arrested unless their drunk then its only 5% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 No he makes a valid point. Just don't go doing that with some random chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 im not saying walk up to them and do it, i mean ladies you knew for atleast 10 mins or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 well I mean you initiate it and see if she follows… you don't just randomly grab her and start doing CPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Lmfao. I was thinking that you would want to be on a date, but hey crazy stuff happens at parties. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 @Draken:> im not saying walk up to them and do it, i mean ladies you knew for atleast 10 mins or soExcluding school principles etc. Unless you really got balls and want some better grades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Don't go hitting on your school staff… That's common now. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 what most guys dont understand is women are just like men, HORNY!when you go to a club or a bar, women usually don't go there to hang out with their friends they go looking for guys.As long as you give 100% of your attention usually it will end well :)Women like to be commented on, respected and praised.Now your saying but trying to get with a women is disrespectful.HOW? You must respect her for her to respect you enough to trust you let you do things :). the more trust they get for you the freaker they get LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jna Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Well here girls do random things. One grabs peoples asses there is one that pulls up her shirt( leaves bra there unfortunately).This thread is epic +10 cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackkat9666 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 sorry but this whole topic is bs -.-everyone's diffrent and has diffrent needs, no such thing as gaydar since many homosexuals are hard to detectenough stereotypes dammit -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno 5.0 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 …LolThe girl i like approve all of these xDexcept for the Level Up one.not sure bout that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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