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Valentine Song


dg1423
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Sing this:
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

We are sitting here,
Twiddling our thumbs,
And we all want to know,
When the Duck will it come?

I simply can not wait,
When will it hit the street,
I need that shit worse then crack heads need Methamphetamine!

(chorus)
Oh!
3.0 I gotta know when will that shit be out?
Just in case it gets posted I can not leave my house.
Oh!
3.0 I gotta know
Tell me the release date?
I swear I'll break into your house I just cant Ducking wait..

Get to Ducking work,
To your job dont go,
Use some vacation days,
And hammer out some code!
Just forget about school,
Tell them that you have AIDS,
I'm sure they will not mind,
If you miss a couple days!

(chorus)
Oh!
3.0 is coming slow its driving me insane!
Homicidal I am climbing up your weather vane!
Oh!
3.0 it better show or else you'll be dead!
But if you release it soon I'll take the price off of your heads!

You think it is not fair,
I know your throwing fits,
When you post this thread,
I always lock that shit!
Title says I'm Teh Uberleet
I am the Ducking Doc
Plus I get special privleges
Cause I suck Marshes (what?)

(chorus)
Oh!
3.0 it better show I want to Ducking see!
If we dont get our hands on it you'll have a mutiny!
Oh!
3.0 Please let me know when the release date will be!
If you do I will post a link to the Vid of Gwen and me!
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