Chuck Norris in Eclipse Community!

[Lavos]

Well after  4 hours of reading and researching stuff about directx7\. I decided to to just take a steam off and make this thread about fact of Chuck Norris. Here we go for the 1st five. sry if there not that funny. ;)

Chuck Norris Facts:
1\. Chuck Norris can write a game engine using only the mouse.
2\. Only Chuck Norris knows how to reveal a troller.
3\. Chuck Norris can finds bugs and glitches through walls in real life reality.
4\. Only Chuck Norris can complie program using just pencil and paper to write with.
5\. Chuck Norris can combine all the syntax IDE language and make it compile and run.

[magezhilo]

Chuck Norris jokes about programming aren't funny…

Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually.

Now that's funny, son! Btw, Chuck Norris jokes are gettin old.

[lollicat]

No.

[Lavos]

@Wraith:

> Chuck Norris jokes about programming aren't funny…
>
> Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually.
>
> Now that's funny, son! Btw, Chuck Norris jokes are gettin old.

Yeah i was bored so i thought of these after i did some intense studying and testing. It would be cool if it was that easy to program. xD

[lollicat]

@Lavos:

> @Wraith:
>
> > Chuck Norris jokes about programming aren't funny…
> >
> > Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually.
> >
> > Now that's funny, son! Btw, Chuck Norris jokes are gettin old.
>
> Yeah I was bored so I thought of these after I did some intense studying and testing. It would be cool if it was that easy to program. xD

If you're _that_ bored, get friends.

[Lavos]

@Lollicat:

> @Lavos:
>
> > @Wraith:
> >
> > > Chuck Norris jokes about programming aren't funny…
> > >
> > > Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually.
> > >
> > > Now that's funny, son! Btw, Chuck Norris jokes are gettin old.
> >
> > Yeah I was bored so I thought of these after I did some intense studying and testing. It would be cool if it was that easy to program. xD
>
> If you're _that_ bored, get friends.

its like 7am in the morning and I havn't slept yet. I was thinking about hitting the sack right after 1 episode of anime.

[Gwen]

let me direct you here…

[Make your own chuck norris facts](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,30434.msg274848.html#msg274848)

or here
[Chuck norris game](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,43496.msg437088.html#msg437088)

or

[The official chuck norris thread](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,15439.msg126126.html#msg126126)

or my personal favorite

[Back when people used to love me](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,36471.msg342509.html#msg342509)

They wernt funny then…. they arnt funny now.

[ÃËœÂÃËœÂÃËœÂ]

I liked the first one, but the others were pretty lame.

[renzo]

Chuck Norris pays his taxes with a picture of himself.

"There is nothing to fear but fear itself." is just another way of saying "Be afraid of Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris' business card says "I'll call you."

Chuck Norris' ass is considered a six-star restaurant.

But yeah, in all seriousness Chuck Norris su

[Thorn]

We need a word filter on Chuck Norris.

[Myron]

So.. Anyone want to explain to this Dutch Isolated-Fast person over here, who is _this_ Chuck Norris?

[Aldur]

@Lavos:

> 5\. Chuck Norris can combine all the syntax IDE language and make it compile and run.

Syntax IDE language..?

[Thorn]

Okay, I got it. We filter Chuck Norris into Marsh.

[dlom]

Definitely