TheMMOMagician Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 So the other day I'm driving to work, when a row of rather egotistical and self centered ducks strolled out infront of my car and, ofcourse, forced me to brake in loo of the unfortunate fact that if I hit that douchey duck, I'd of been fined nearly 500 dollars. So this painful event has led me to write a song about those ducks and their proud nature. But i've sortof hit a block in the road… very few ideas come to mind. ( as you know, it's a frustrating topic for a song ) and I was wondering if this super-fragalistic community had any song ideas. If so, post them below :embarrassed: if not, then take a drive through a local park! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Thinking of the Eclipse word filter brings a whole new meaning to this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdoc Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I was drivin in my car one day when along came some ducksThose arrogant little pricks didnt seem to give a fuckSo I honked on my horn in hopes theyd go awayBut the ducks just quacked at me and said "not today"So I waited for those stupid ducks to slowly pass on byAnd while I was waiting I decided to get highAfter a few drags I started to feel funnyAnd out of nowhere came an evil demon bunnyHe said to me "hey man why you waitin on this bunch,why dont you blow their brains out and have them all for lunch"I shrugged and said "well I do kinda have the munchies"So I took the bunny's advice and made duck a l'orange out of those dummies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 @Marsh:> Thinking of the Eclipse word filter brings a whole new meaning to this post.My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urumil Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 @Murdoc:> I was drivin in my car one day when along came some ducks> Those arrogant little pricks didnt seem to give a duck> So I honked on my horn in hopes theyd go away> But the ducks just quacked at me and said "not today"> So I waited for those stupid ducks to slowly pass on by> And while I was waiting I decided to get high> After a few drags I started to feel funny> And out of nowhere came an evil demon bunny> He said to me "hey man why you waitin on this bunch,> why dont you blow their brains out and have them all for lunch"> I shrugged and said "well I do kinda have the munchies"> So I took the bunny's advice and made duck a l'orange out of those dummiesAwesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMMOMagician Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 You're a man of true passion, my friend :D Nice onemakes me wish i'd thought of it… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medleyy Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 @TheMMOMagician:> forced me to brake in loo of the unfortunate factEnglish, do you speak it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 @Aeri:> English, do you speak it?I don't think it's his first language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCream Tuesday Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Its not about ducks is it… :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 If you replace the word duck with fuck this thread continues to make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCream Tuesday Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Yeah. Realized after I saw Marsh's post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medleyy Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I am a carYou are a duckCan I make it any more obvious?I will smush youWith my front wheelsWhat more can I sayBut you are a douche'Cause I will get finedAnd that's why I swerved into a treeeeee.You are a douchebag duckI'll hit you with my truckServes you right for being in the roadNow I will have to payThat's why all ducks are gayPlus you invented the duckfaaaace.Making sense level - Under minus 9000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 It's funny you mention ducks…http://napalmcheesecake.net/archives/270 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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