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> Plus, my Krystal Balls â„¢ are already on the market with my fleshlights

The most popular sort of crystal balls are those called Microsoft Crystal Ball Vista.

> Those answers are too complicated to explain and plus my seerebral cortex hurts. I've been thinking a lot latley.

Your cervix hurts? uh oh.

@Greendude120:

> Next question then:
>
> Is The Oracle a fake?

Of course he is a fake. Look at him, he's made out of silicon.

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  Maelloc, the Eclipsian Guardian.
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Why didn't I have breakfast this morning?
1\. There was no breakfast.
2\. There is no breakfast.
3\. There shall be no breakfast.
4\. There could be no breakfast.
5\. There would be no breakfast.
6\. There hasn't have been no breakfast.
7\. The breakfast was gone.
8\. The breakfast is gone.
9\. The breakfast will be gone.
10\. The breakfast became lunch.

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  Maelloc, the Eclipsian Guardian.
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