azkanan Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 Weird, right? Imagine things around you could talk.Example: Standing up after a few HOURS infront of the PC.Chair lets out a deep sigh and continues breathing.Floor screams as you step on it's face rather indignantly.The bed goes insane because he is next.The food rattles the cupboard, attempting to escape a morbid end.The toilet attempts to drown itself, seeing as you are about to urinate on the poor thing…or worse.The monitor calls for attention once more.Go nuts! Think of more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 poor keyboard XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'd rather stuff stay the way it is.Much more simpler that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 @[IG:> Maxac link=topic=39489.msg384016#msg384016 date=1235609841]> poor keyboard XDLOL."Stop punching me with fingers! Oh! Ohhh!"Ooo the mouse! poking its left eye so much xD@[SB:> Bone link=topic=39489.msg384017#msg384017 date=1235609869]> I'd rather stuff stay the way it is.> Much more simpler that wayI dunno man, I love twisting reality :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 TV screen: Stop staring at me!!!!!Couch: Maybe you'd like to have his ass in your face, instead?Socks: Just shut up… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Well, I mean it could work.But it'd be wierd, like writing with a pen.What part of the pen would that be?I mean my ipod would be pleased at me touching it all the time (Ipod Touch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 @[SB:> Bone link=topic=39489.msg384030#msg384030 date=1235610216]> Well, I mean it could work.> But it'd be wierd, like writing with a pen.> What part of the pen would that be?> > I mean my ipod would be pleased at me touching it all the time (Ipod Touch)Stroking*. Talking of i-products… the Mac's mouse's nipple! Oh my! No wonder it makes such a whirring noise ;o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I feel bad for my boxer shorts after gym. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Meh, life as a trash can can't be too awesome XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 @Munro:> I feel bad for my boxer shorts after gym. XDI feel sorry for elastic bands and sticky tape!Oh, and clocks! they work 24/7! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Condoms XDAnd beaing a vibrator would be kinda nice XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 @[IG:> Maxac link=topic=39489.msg384056#msg384056 date=1235611147]> Condoms XD> > And beaing a vibrator would be kinda nice XD…Do you need to take a 5-minute break with the pr0n, junior? XD.Let's see... What object gets the best life, then?Rocks, I say! They see so much! from the highest mountains to the deepest seas - and they last for billions of years, really!...Now I'm just derailing to philosophy, huh. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 @azkanan:> …Do you need to take a 5-minute break with the pr0n, junior? XD.Maybe… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 @[IG:> Maxac link=topic=39489.msg384075#msg384075 date=1235611617]> > Maybe……*sends pictures of himself in lingerie, with a cucumber in hand* ;o !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Thanks, but let's not get too out of topic… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Mouse: "WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST! I SAW WHAT SITE YOU WERE LOOKING AT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Shovel: STOP PUTING MY HEAD IN THE FUCKING DIRT!Dirt: OMG IT HURTZ!!!!!!PerSon: MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Hmm… would a nail cry out in pain, or pleasure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 @Anna:> Hmm… would a nail cry out in pain, or pleasure?Both. Maybe its a kinky nail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 @Anna:> Hmm… would a nail cry out in pain, or pleasure?theres a difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 @Renzo:> theres a difference?Valid point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Errrr.There usually is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 @Anna:> Hmm… would a nail cry out in pain, or pleasure?"You hit the nail on the head right there"…With a lump of iron. Really hard. I should think it would be pain. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Speakers: They just scream all the time. >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Headphones: "clean out your ears!"Scissors: Menacing laugh.Camera: "Ooh look at that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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