Thorn Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Let me preface this by saying I'm aware that it's unlikely anyone here hacked it. and now:If I find the piece of human filth who did this, I will track them down. Where they once had kneecaps, they shall have small pools of splintered bone. I shall bisect their TONGUE. I will sew their eyes shut and their fingers together.And that's just the beginning.Whoever stole my account, woe betide you, for there shall be a reckoning, one that you will be lucky to walk away from.I'm coming for you.Run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldur Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 i hacked your accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 *thinks* I hacked your account, yay torture for me *I may be lying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jna Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 We all did it. Come on, kill us all. I wonder that if you know no body hacked it from here then why do you post here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 so we could spam it XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 because I need to vent somewhere, and I CAN'T LOG ON TO MY THRICE-DAMNED ACCOUNT to say it on the actual WoW forums.And if you saw the pics of my armory in the Real Life Picture thread, you'll know I have the tools to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Jna:> We all did it. Come on, kill us all. I wonder that if you know no body hacked it from here then why do you post here?Vent a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 You have an armory? can I buy itoff you for $10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Tell you what. If I hit you once, with every piece, and you live more than 20 minutes, I'll sell it to you for 10 bucks.I collect WEAPONS, not toys.the armory:@Thorn:> So here's a display of my MIGHTY ARMORY:> > [http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0347.jpg](http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0347.jpg)> [http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0348.jpg](http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0348.jpg)> [http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0351.jpg](http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0351.jpg)> [http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0352.jpg](http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0352.jpg)> [http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0354.jpg](http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0354.jpg)> [http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0355.jpg](http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm267/gerdi505/IMGP0355.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I can take hits from the throwing knifes, and maybe the spike ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Draothgorin:> I can take hits from the throwing knifes, and maybe the spike balldepends on the knife, i have some that are pretty brutal i believe he does to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldur Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Thorn:> Tell you what. If I hit you once, with every piece, and you live more than 20 minutes, I'll sell it to you for 10 bucks.> I collect WEAPONS, not toys.> > the armory:Why not just get a gun? Then you wouldn't need all those weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Because he wants you to feel pain, gun is just 1 shot kill xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Yeah, knives, especially serrated inwards ones can be pretty savage on the inside.Sucks to hear about that Thorn, but would you honestly mess someone up that bad just for your WoW account?@ Proximity : What tipsta said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 It's not for the loss of a videogame thing.It's that the person evidently has so little concept of ownership or repercussion that they think they can get away with things like that, and I'd happily show them otherwise, even though I was exaggerating. I'd honestly probably break their arm though.I'm also just that kind of person, I had years of anger counseling for trying to blow up my school years back and I once chased classmates with an axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 That's pretty extreme stuff Thorn.I guess it's stealing, but it just seems like something not as serious because it's over the internet (I'm assuming..), and thats how some people deal with thiefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Now i know just how messed up kids on WoW are if they are going to kill someone for stealing their account.I mean dude, no offence but _its a game_. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I believe I threatened my principal, saying I would cut her head off or something in early second grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 I have no intent to kill. Ever.I'd want to inflict a painful wound that would, nonetheless, heal properly, but teach them that there are repercussions for theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hang them over the pacific ocean by their toenail and hit them with a rotten fish until they cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Draothgorin:> Hang them over the pacific ocean by their toenail and hit them with a rotten fish until they cryYou got gilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 we have a sign, actually, at the store that I work:SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE HUNG UPSIDE DOWN BY THEIR TOES AND PUMMELED INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS WITH AN ORGANIC CARROT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 carrots break though, and they don't smell as bad as rotten fishies do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 you haven't seen our organic carrots.I could seriously break flesh with some of them, if you gave me like 15 seconds to set it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Those are some pretty mean carrots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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