azkanan Posted October 4, 2009 Author Share Posted October 4, 2009 I planned to return the PSP Go on the very same day that I bought it.So, I looked up on the internet that Game, the shop I bought my PSP Go from, was open on Sundays - and I had 30 minutes to get there. Usually i'd get a bus and be fine, but no busses on Sundays!1\. I couldnt find somebody with a car available, so I had to use an old bike that a friend gave me last week.2\. My bike's handlebars werent tight, as I found out after 5 minutes and nearly twisted in front of a car on the road.3\. My left peddle broke off, so I had to push uphill and glide downhill, as I found out on a thin path next to the road.4\. The back breaks don't work, as I found out in the last few feet of a steep hill that ended on a T-junction with a busy road, so now I have to go slowly to avoid going over my handlebars when I break the fronts.5\. I had 2 minutes left, then I found out my Lock was broken, so I couldn't chain it up - I had to leave it there and make it look chained up.6\. I had to duck under the metal-door thing they lower, as a guard let me through for two minutes.7\. Game was open! I pulled out the PSP Go box, and they said they couldn't take it back if it weren't broken.I then had to push my one-peddled, breakless twisty bike for 2 miles back home, then I had the cheap thrill of gliding downhill to my back gate. overall? I was gone for over an hour - at least I got some excercise.PSP Go is cursed, I tells you. Them developers got some Black Lady to do some mojojojo on that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jna Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Wow, Can't beleive they didn't accept it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted October 4, 2009 Author Share Posted October 4, 2009 I know, right? I only bought it yesterday - I've factory reset, cleaned and repackaged everything except the sticky seals that are impossible to refit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 So you couldn't take it back? That sucks.Least you got some exercise :)Try selling it on craigslist if you want 1/2 the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted October 4, 2009 Author Share Posted October 4, 2009 @Bone:> So you couldn't take it back? That sucks.> > Least you got some exercise :)> Try selling it on craigslist if you want 1/2 the price.Nah, i'll keep it for when I'm in McDonalds and need my fix of Touch of Death Forums or Facebook :P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Ehmhack and break it so they will take it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @Azkanan:> I planned to return the PSP Go on the very same day that I bought it.> So, I looked up on the internet that Game, the shop I bought my PSP Go from, was open on Sundays - and I had 30 minutes to get there. Usually i'd get a bus and be fine, but no busses on Sundays!> > 1\. I couldnt find somebody with a car available, so I had to use an old bike that a friend gave me last week.> 2\. My bike's handlebars werent tight, as I found out after 5 minutes and nearly twisted in front of a car on the road.> 3\. My left peddle broke off, so I had to push uphill and glide downhill, as I found out on a thin path next to the road.> 4\. The back breaks don't work, as I found out in the last few feet of a steep hill that ended on a T-junction with a busy road, so now I have to go slowly to avoid going over my handlebars when I break the fronts.> 5\. I had 2 minutes left, then I found out my Lock was broken, so I couldn't chain it up - I had to leave it there and make it look chained up.> 6\. I had to duck under the metal-door thing they lower, as a guard let me through for two minutes.> 7\. Game was open! I pulled out the PSP Go box, and they said they couldn't take it back if it weren't broken.> I then had to push my one-peddled, breakless twisty bike for 2 miles back home, then I had the cheap thrill of gliding downhill to my back gate. overall? I was gone for over an hour - at least I got some excercise.> > PSP Go is cursed, I tells you. Them developers got some Black Lady to do some mojojojo on that stercus.You should have thrown the box in his face and pimpslapped him.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRgamer Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 You should have taken the box, got out your PSP Go, put on a mask or sock, throw the box at the asshole guard, saying "SUCK MA BALLS" all the while, get on your bike, pray to Mercurius and Neptunus to give you a Olympic-gods-damn boat with wheels. Or just ride away with your bike. Lulz ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @The:> You should have taken the box, got out your PSP Go, put on a mask or sock, throw the box at the asshole guard, saying "SUCK MA BALLS" all the while, get on your bike, pray to Mercurius and Neptunus to give you a Olympic-gods-damn boat with wheels. Or just ride away with your bike. Lulz ensues.And right after that, he can go to jail!But, this really sucks… try breaking it or keep coming back until they accept and pay you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 the ants go marching one by one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @Chief:> the ants go marching one by one.Hoorah, hoorah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 1) Put your name on the box, INSIDE of it.2) Give him the box.3) Tell him that you don't want it anymore and you don't care if you pay him.4) Run away.5) Call the cops and tell them he stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @The:> 1) Put your name on the box, INSIDE of it.> 2) Give him the box.> 3) Tell him that you don't want it anymore and you don't care if you pay him.> 4) Run away.> 5) Call the cops and tell them he stole it.6)???7)PROFIT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @Pete:> 6)???> 7)PROFIT!!!!!Great minds think alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 No profit for you guys. A shop without cameras is a shop run by an idiot.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Erm… Ever heard of eating the tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @The:> Erm… Ever heard of eating the tape?Last time I tried that it was all sticky.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRgamer Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @Godlord:> Last time I tried that it was all sticky.> > Regards,> Godlord.Last time I tried that it was like chewing gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @The:> Last time I tried that it was like chewing gum.Last time I tried that her hymen broke.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRgamer Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @Godlord:> Last time I tried that her hymen broke.> > Regards,> Godlord.Last time I tried that her jaw broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 last time I tried that she broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @The:> Last time I tried that her jaw broke.Last time I tried that her cervix broke and she became pregnant.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRgamer Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @Godlord:> Last time I tried that her cervix broke and she became pregnant.> > Regards,> Godlord.Last time I tried that her coccyx broke and she became cripple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @The:> Last time I tried that her coccyx broke and she became cripple.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRgamer Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 @Godlord:> > > Regards,> Godlord.¡ SI RLMENTE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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