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Everyone do this find where you live at this site and copy and paste all the stupid laws from where you live…

http://www.dumblaws.com/law/142

Michigan:

*Persons may not be drunk on trains.

*It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

*Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

*No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

*The last Sunday in June of every year was named �log cabin day�.  <<<<< WTF????????

*Cars may not be sold on Sunday.        < -_-

*A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.  << sucks to be you girls XD

*There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state. (Repealed, 2006)  <<< Yea....

*It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.  << hear that?? you can't beat him up.. wtf..

*You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed, 2002)

*Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
........... Wheres my gun????????????

**** City ones lol. *****

*Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.    <<<< no comment  :rolleyes:

*Detroit

*Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.

*Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.

*Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.

*Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

*It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

*It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.  <<<< let the piggys fly!!!!  XD

ok so maybe don't post them all i had fun though XD
woow my state is dumb lol. XD
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Mexico:

Bicycle riders may not lift either foot from the peddles, as it might result in a loss of control.

lol realllllly smart people…just one question... how do you get on and off????????? lol.  XD

South Korea:

Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists.

................no comment...  :rolleyes:
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> Tdogthedog link=topic=53811.msg571018#msg571018 date=1257478176]
> Everyone do this find where you live at this site and copy and paste all the stupid laws from where you live…
>
> http://www.dumblaws.com/law/142
>
> Michigan:
>
> *Persons may not be drunk on trains.
>
> *It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
>
> *Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
>
> *No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
>
> *The last Sunday in June of every year was named �log cabin day�.  <<<<< WTF????????
>
> *Cars may not be sold on Sunday.        < -_-
>
> *A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.  << sucks to be you girls XD
>
> *There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state. (Repealed, 2006)  <<< Yea....
>
> *It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.  << hear that?? you can't beat him up.. wtf..
>
> *You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed, 2002)
>
> *Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
> ........... Wheres my gun????????????
>
> **** City ones lol. *****
>
> *Clawson
> There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.    <<<< no comment  :rolleyes:
>
> *Detroit
>
> *Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
>
> *Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
>
> *Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
>
> *Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
>
> *It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
>
> *It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.  <<<< let the piggys fly!!!!  XD
>
> ok so maybe don't post them all i had fun though XD
> woow my state is dumb lol. XD

I lol'd so hard.
WHERES MY HAND GUN?
*Shoots azure*
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I got some from Ohio (cause god knows EVERY law in MA is fucked up) …

> It is illegal to get a fish drunk. **I wonder what lead to this …**
> The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. **Maybe I should stop giving out the finger then …**
> Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. **@ Goddie: "Who the fuck is Kiba …"**
> It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. **There goes my dream …**
> No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. **Mental note … commit any bank robbery on this date, then escape to Canada ...**
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> No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police. **I dunno . . .**
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> All land must be left to the eldest son. **What time are you in? We arn't bloody kings.**
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> Divorces are outlawed. **Enough divorces happen here.**
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> Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament. **Err. . . I have no clue . . .**
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> Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license. **I don't know if you have to. Don't think so . . .**
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> All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy. **Wow . . . That is very old.**
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> London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. **That may have been true when they were carriages. Not when they were cars.**7
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> It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person. **I wouldn't know . . .**
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I found some freaky ones in Idaho (im not from there though.. thank god)

If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. <<<< Lol enough time to finish.

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. <<<< I LOL'd when i saw this one

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. <<< LOL i feel sorry for a depressed person though

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. <<< LOL

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. Ha ha
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Indiana

* Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
* Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
* If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
* Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
* A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
* The value of Pi is 3.
* It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
* One may not sniff glue.
* A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.
* Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
* It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
* Oral sex is illegal.
* A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
* It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
* It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
* Liquor stores may not sell milk.
* Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
* You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.
* One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.
* Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.
* Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
* Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.
* No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
* Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
* You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table.
* Drinks on the house are illegal.
* Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
* You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
* “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.
* State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
* All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
* Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
* Beech Grove - It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
* Elkhart - It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid’s ears.
* Evansville - While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.
* Fort Wayne - You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record “It`s In the Book”.
* Gary - Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.
* Indianapolis - Hopefully, residents of the city have spedometers on their horses, for they can not ride them in excess of ten miles per hour.
* Indianapolis - One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.
* Indianapolis - No person may collect rags on Sunday.
* South Bend - It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
* Terre Haute - No one may spit on the sidewalk.
* Warsaw - No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.

…Wow.
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Not in Indiana, home of the Hoosiers.

BTW, I changed the topic title. Could warn you for breaking a rule, but I'll let it slide. "LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!!!!" has nothing to do with the topic, and is, in general, spammish and unwanted. Keep this in mind when naming your topics.
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You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. (pff i'm saving my change and i don't care XD)
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.(i'll remove my bandaid from my papercut anytime!)
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.(i thought they just never had caffeine, period)
Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.(rare to see horses in the cities lol…)
Wooden logs may not be painted.
You may never use dice to play craps.(i thought it NEEDED dices)
If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.(wow...i think that was in the cowboy ages)
When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.(lol it's being watered anyway)
It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.(dude, everyone does that)
Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.(lol it's white or yellow)
All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.(lmfao, i pity the ones who are english in Quebec)
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A prince or princess who marries without the consent of the government, that person forfeits the right of succession for his/her children and all other descendants.

While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.

You may only own half a meter down in the ground of any land you own.

It is illegal to repaint a house without a painting license and the government’s permission.

If you release pigs into a acornwood (or a beechnutwood) mutually owned by you and at least one more, and exceeded your quota of allowed pigs, you will have to pay a fine for each each pig to the other owners and to restore any damages caused by the extra pigs.
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Australian laws:
*Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk. << Why?
*Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons. << I don't think their patrons use horses anymore…
*Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb. << OH MY GAWD LOL
*Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay. << Wow

US, Florida.

*The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. << Lol at the pig part.
*Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. << My neighbors lived together and they weren't married, yet.
*Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. << No comment...
*It is illegal to sell your children. << What about selling your brothers?
*A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. << Lol why unmarried woman?
*If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. << LOL!!! Who would leave a elephant tied to a parking meter?
*Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. << Lol, who would do this anyways?
*It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
*When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
*You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. << I should have gotten fined every day...
*It is considered an offense to shower naked.
*You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
*You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
*Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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