Azuru is funny.

[shadowwulf]

Translation of Azuru's about me via translate.google.com. XD

>! Hass im Azuru ketsueki, im 17 years old, Japan
I love making friends and I adore the game
>! Nimi Machisechimi Rinihii d d Noikatonainoni Kuchitona Timis Rarishi Nichisuto Nuya Chimo Chimo Chitsunasuna d
Nimo Ji Timis Minisoi Sochisunimiki Kinnen Kichimoito Hanami Rirahii d tiger
>! Laha Kakui Senisokanasuito Ihiisu Chiteitoramoi Timis Koitoka Ramii Shiihaniminikairin Nito Kakunito Chimintechin Konaka Konaka Kinaitoto D Mochikakaisu Shiraitomika Rirari Toramoikakunimiki Las Chica Kaku Ji Teiinoto high-tech mixer Tochin Riikato Chikira Lira Techitomika Nika Chirikakuranakiku Senisokanasui Kakunito Kirarashi Rirarano Shiramika Nimi D
>! Mon Mon Rirahii Hasuniimishito Hasuniimishito Timis Tenikaku Hanami Kuchihii Kara D D Rininoi
Shi
Ihiisu Rirari Kuchiseseimiishi Kakunimiki Tokanasenishiitoka Kakui
>! Tecla D Rirari Shiramika Chikariichitoka Rirari Sochisuito Konaka Konaka Tokanasenishi Kakuchika D Nimmo Kinaitoto Chikoranaka Chi Moy Kararishi Toramoiramii Kakuchika Maranoi Hairiri Chisokanaririn D Hallas
>! Moy Rirari Kuchikai Seiraserii tiger Tecla D Kuchikai Suchisonitoka Seiraserii Chile
D Rirahii Seiraserii Rininoi Minisoi Konaka
>! Mon Hachihiisuranakai Kichimoito・
>! Nu・Shisuchikiramikochiriritsu
Fu・Kainonoimi
A・Mochisunira Tonamitokuramii
U・Mochisunira Kichirichisan
Laha Tsuirishichi Katenirinikikuka E・Riikiimishi
Laha Kanimoi Rasochisunimichi
Mochinrasuchito Mochitono
Kara Kakui Sechitoka Rinimino
Seo Seo Squid Squid
>! Hachihiisuranakai Soramitorarii
>! Nu・Minimikaimishira Tenini
Fu・Kichimoisonakoi
A・Setoa

[XxSoulSlayerxX]

lol

[shadowwulf]

the line in your sig comes out as gibberish too…

[XxSoulSlayerxX]

japanese keyboard  ;D cant be translated

[cheatking]

bollocks, it can't be translated.

Edit:
b u l l s h I t -> bollocks?

[Myron]

Got the same translation, ;D.

[XxSoulSlayerxX]

i can make it translateble but that would take ages

[death]

@ダークウルフ:

> japanese keyboard  ;D cant be translated

Bullshit. He translated the top line.

[XxSoulSlayerxX]

the top line is not done by a japanese keyboard dumb duck

the reason is that you cant translate a japanese keyboard using katakana it shows random words in the translator because the translator is just crap

[In7el3ct]

just because its typed with a japanese keyboard doesn't make it untranslatable. They're still the same characters.

[XxSoulSlayerxX]

using a japanese keyboard wich uses katakana

and katakana is not translatable so it shows random things that people dont understand

[Myron]

Like this one?


[In7el3ct]

Katakana is easily translatable. It's alternate symbols as hiragana, but the same sounds and rules.

[XxSoulSlayerxX]

no thats not katakana this is katakana

if you check from number 1 to 0
ﾇ ﾌ ｱ ｳ ｴ ｵ ﾔ ﾕ ﾖ ﾜ

you can see its compared to this one
[](http://img695.imageshack.us/i/longkeyboard20946640x48.jpg/)

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[Admiral Refuge]

A friend of mine knows Japanese (and has some friends that know Japanese as well); I'll ask him; for the record:

>! Game Name:ｼｽﾁｷﾗﾐ ｺﾁﾘﾘ ﾂAbout Me:イムAzuruハスketsueki、イム17歳、日本
私は大好き友達を作ると私は崇拝するゲーム
>! ﾆ ﾁﾓ ﾁﾂﾅｽﾅ ｸﾁﾄﾅ ﾉｲｶﾄﾅｲﾉﾆ ﾆ ﾁﾓ ﾇﾔ ﾝｲﾁｽﾄ ﾗﾘｼ ﾁﾐｼ ﾆ ﾘﾆﾋｲ ﾆﾐ ﾏﾁｾﾁﾐ
ﾆ ﾘﾗﾋｲ ﾊﾅﾐ ﾁﾐｼ ｷﾁﾓｲﾄ ﾄﾗ ﾆﾓ ﾁ ﾐﾆｿｲ ｿﾁｽﾆﾐｷ ｷﾅﾝ
>! ﾆ ｼﾗﾐｶ ﾘﾗﾗﾉ ｷﾗﾗｼ ﾆﾐ ｶｸﾆﾄ ｾﾆｿｶﾅｽｲ ﾁﾘｶｸﾗﾅｷｸ ﾆｶ ﾃﾁﾄﾐｶ ﾘﾗﾐｷ ﾁｷﾗ ﾘｲｶﾄ ﾄﾁﾝ ﾁ ﾊｲﾃ ﾃｲｲﾉﾄ ﾗｽ ﾄﾗﾓｲｶｸﾆﾐｷ ﾘﾗﾘ ｺﾅｶ ｶｸﾁｶ ｼﾗｲﾄﾐｶ ﾓﾁｶｶｲｽ ﾆ ｷﾅｲﾄﾄ ｺﾅｶ ﾁﾐﾝﾃﾁﾝ ｶｸﾆﾄ ﾆﾄ ｼｲﾊﾆﾐﾆｶｲﾘﾝ ﾗﾐｲ ﾗﾊ ｶｸｲ ｺｲﾄｶ ﾁﾐｼ ﾁﾃｲﾄﾗﾓｲ ｾﾆｿｶﾅｽｲﾄ ｲﾋｲｽ
>! ﾆ ﾘﾆﾉｲ ｶﾗ ｸﾁﾋｲ ﾊﾅﾐ ﾃﾆｶｸ ﾓﾝ ﾊｽﾆｲﾐｼﾄ ﾁﾐｼ ﾆ ﾘﾗﾋｲ ﾓﾝ ﾊｽﾆｲﾐｼﾄ
ï½¼
ｶｸｲ ﾄｶﾅｾﾆｼｲﾄｶ ｶｸﾆﾐｷ ｸﾁｾｾｲﾐｲｼ ｲﾋｲｽ ﾘﾗﾘ
>! ﾆ ﾁｿｶﾅﾘﾘﾝ ﾊｲﾘﾘ ﾊﾗｽ ﾁ ﾏﾗﾉｲ ｶｸﾁｶ ﾄﾗﾓｲﾗﾐｲ ｶﾗﾘｼ ﾓｲ ﾁｺﾗﾅｶ ｺﾅｶ ﾆ ｷﾅｲﾄﾄ ﾆﾓ ｶｸﾁｶ ﾄｶﾅｾﾆｼ ｺﾅｶ ﾃｸﾗ ｿﾁｽｲﾄ ﾘﾗﾘ ﾆ ｼﾗﾐｶ ﾁｶﾘｲﾁﾄｶ ﾘﾗﾘ
>! ﾆ ｸﾁｶｲ ｽﾁｿﾆﾄｶ ｾｲﾗｾﾘｲ ﾁﾘﾄﾗ ｾｲﾗｾﾘｲ ﾃｸﾗ ｸﾁｶｲ ﾓｲ ﾘﾗﾘ
ｺﾅｶ ﾆ ﾘﾗﾋｲ ﾐﾆｿｲ ｾｲﾗｾﾘｲ ﾘﾆﾉｲ
>! ﾓﾝ ﾊﾁﾋｲｽﾗﾅｶｲ ｷﾁﾓｲﾄ･
>! ﾇ･ｼｽﾁｷﾗﾐｺﾁﾘﾘﾂ
ﾌ･ｶｲﾉﾉｲﾐ
ｱ･ﾓﾁｽﾆﾗ ﾄﾅﾐﾄｸﾗﾐｲ
ｳ･ﾓﾁｽﾆﾗ ｷﾁﾘﾁｻﾝ
ｴ･ﾘｲｷｲﾐｼ ﾗﾊ ﾂｲﾘｼﾁ ｶﾃﾆﾘﾆｷｸｶ
ﾗｿﾁｽﾆﾐﾁ ﾗﾊ ｶﾆﾓｲ
ﾓﾁﾝﾗｽﾁﾄ ﾓﾁﾄﾉ
ﾘﾆﾐﾉ ｶﾗ ｶｸｲ ｾﾁﾄｶ
ｲｶｿ ｲｶｿ
>! ﾊﾁﾋｲｽﾗﾅｶｲ ｿﾗﾐﾄﾗﾘｲ
>! ﾇ･ﾐﾆﾐｶｲﾐｼﾗ ﾃﾆﾆ
ﾌ･ｷﾁﾓｲｿﾅｺｲ
ｱ･ｾﾄｱ
>! ﾄﾗﾓｲ ｶｸﾆﾐｷﾄ ｿﾁﾐﾐﾗｶ ｺｲ ｲｻｾﾘﾁﾆﾐｲｼ ﾁﾄ ﾄﾗﾓｲ ｾｲﾗｾﾘｲ ｼﾆｲ ﾊﾗｽ ﾐﾗ ｽｲﾁﾄﾗﾐ ﾆｶﾄ ｶｸｲ ﾃﾁﾝ ﾗﾊ ﾘﾆﾊｲ ﾁﾐｼ ﾐﾗ ﾗﾐｲ ｿﾁﾐ ﾄｶﾗｾ ﾆｶ

[mickcy]

@ダークウルフ:

> japanese keyboard  ;D cant be translated

Yes it can be translated, even with Google Translate.
I looked at it myself, asked 3 people about it(one lives in Japan, for 5 years now, one studies Japanese and another is Japanese).

> ﾆ ﾁｿｶﾅﾘﾘﾝ ﾊｲﾘﾘ ﾊﾗｽ ﾁ ﾏﾗﾉｲ ｶｸﾁｶ ﾄﾗﾓｲﾗﾐｲ ｶﾗﾘｼ ﾓｲ ﾁｺﾗﾅｶ ｺﾅｶ ﾆ ｷﾅｲﾄﾄ ﾆﾓ ｶｸﾁｶ ﾄｶﾅｾﾆｼ ｺﾅｶ ﾃｸﾗ ｿﾁｽｲﾄ ﾘﾗﾘ ﾆ ｼﾗﾐｶ ﾁｶﾘｲﾁﾄｶ ﾘﾗﾘ

That's just the same few characters copied and pasted. It doesn't make any sense.
It's just random katakana/hiragana.

And I dare you to translate this:

> 東プ方ロジェクトト

Try proving me wrong, instead of avoiding the conflict at all as you have obviously been doing all this time.

And explain this to me, how can the keyboard make katakana gibberish? The characters show up, don't they? It's the same as writing English and English seems to work out perfectly for you. Unless you are making typo's every 2~3 syllables.

And I noticed something even more funny.
EDIT: Yeah yeah, **Refuge** noticed it first. xD

> ｶｸｲ ﾄｶﾅｾﾆｼｲﾄｶ ｶｸﾆﾐｷ ｸﾁｾｾｲﾐｲｼ ｲﾋｲｽ ﾘﾗﾘ

When checking those syllables against the characters on his keyboard, I come up with:

> the stupidest thing happened ever lol

Which suggests that he is simply typing English with those Japanese syllables.

Edit: I saved the keyboard picture and uploaded it to [tinypic](http://i42.tinypic.com/2vl60ao.jpg).

Third edit: Yeah, it looked a lot like flamebaiting, I know, but I couldn't help but rage at improper use of Japanese. I apologize for it. Thanks at Kreator for pointing it out.

[Myron]

Hn, I don't feel like laughing out loud.  :rolleyes:

[Admiral Refuge]

OH, they're not random!

It seems he thinks that the characters directly line up to the keys on the keyboard.
Like in that image he showed:

Look at one section of the part he had: "ﾓﾝ  ﾊﾁﾋｲｽﾗﾅｶｲ ｷﾁﾓｲﾄ･"
On that keyboard, "ﾓ" is on the "m" key, and "ﾝ" is on "y".
When you directly line them up, you get: "my faverate games"

You know what I mean?
So yeah, the actual Japanese words are gibberish, as he's typing english with what he thinks the equivalent characters are (which they aren't, by the way).

EDIT:
Aww comon mickcy, I was the one to notice that :sad:

[Dark Crusade]

@mickcy:

> Try proving me wrong, instead of avoiding the conflict at all as you have obviously been doing all this time.
>
> I feel like this image is appropriate:
> 
>
> Now, everyone, LAUGH OUT LOUD AT HIS STUPIDITY.

Stop MAKING Conflict, and find something better to do then to start flame-wars and conflicts.

[mickcy]

@Kreator
Actually, my original intention wasn't to flamebait but to prove him so wrong that he wouldn't do it ever again.
Is should edit my post though. Since, now that I look at it again, it obviously appears to be flamebaiting.

[XxSoulSlayerxX]

lol your not proving me wrong as i said to robin

idrc what people think of me

and only i know where i come from

and mickcy lose your virginity once in a life time fucker

[Admiral Refuge]

@ダークウルフ:

> lol your not proving me wrong as I said to robin
>
> idrc what people think of me
>
> and only I know where I come from
>
> and mickcy lose your virginity once in a life time ducker

There's nothing to prove wrong; you were typing english words using a Japanese keyboard, saying they were Japanese words (when apparently they weren't, according to a few Japanese-speaking people).

[XxSoulSlayerxX]

but for not believing anyone as for when they say when they are from japan is low and fucked

[Myron]

Hn, I don't see the point of this topic. Yes, maybe he isn't Japanese and maybe he is. What's the big deal about this, let him be what he wants to be. It's like every topic that has no point is a bait for people who just wants to lose their frustration.

But that doesn't include for everyone.
That's all, Kora!  :afro:

[Admiral Refuge]

@ダークウルフ:

> but saying im not from whrre I say I am is just low

Why not simply write what needs to be written in Japanese or write it in English then, instead of this cypher?
What you have right now isn't giving any information (which is what the About Me, Game Name, etc, are for); to someone that speaks Japanese, it's gibberish, and to someone who speaks English it's gibberish as well.
It's just easier to understand things, but as Rush3r said, it's your profile, but it's confusing alot of people.

Anyway, I'm going to lock this to prevent any flame wars from breaking out; everyone understands what Azuru is doing in his profile now, and that it's not actual Japanese; so stop running it in google translate and getting mad when you can't read it.