Intelligence Lessons

[guzmanm]

**Intelligence Lessons**

Bot = Lenton's Botsta(http://www.botsta.com)
You = Me, GuzmanM
**Chapter 1**
@Robin:

> YOU: okay, today's lesson is Robin isnt Gay
> BOT: Indubitablt.
> YOU: Robin is a good person
> BOT: Is it.
> YOU: yes
> BOT: It is four not yah.
> YOU: xD. okay, lets continue
> BOT: I love wow.
> YOU: okay, good. now. Robin is the creator of Eclipse Origins
> BOT: Or max.
> YOU: Eclipse Origins = pwnage
> BOT: Or max.
> YOU: no, just Robin
> BOT: Fafnir stealer.
> YOU: *Hits you with a stick*
> BOT: I refuse to do that.
> YOU: o.o
> BOT: .
> YOU: okay, Robin is cool. Awesome. he's excellent programmer
> BOT: Yes it is.
> YOU: Robin makes awesomesauce
> BOT: Yessssssssss.
> YOU: you have to try Eclipse Orrigins for yourself
> BOT: Or max.
> YOU: no, Eclipse Origins
> BOT: Or max.
> YOU: NO ducking MAX
> BOT: That suck package.
> YOU: Max = yes
> BOT: Okie dokie then.
> YOU: so, Robin is cool
> BOT: Indeed it is.
> YOU: that was today's lesson. Bye
> BOT: Hoe.

**Chapter 2**

@Kreator:

> BOT: The more you talk, the more I learn!
> YOU: Hi, today's lesson is… err.... Kreator... err..... Kreator makes awesomesauce too
> BOT: A man who steals my fafnir.
> YOU: okay, not my bussiness. well, Kreator is a talented pixel artist who makes awesomesauce
> BOT: Liar.
> YOU: yes he do, and he's making a game with the help of last lesson, Robin.
> BOT: Wow kyle you actually managed to entertain us for a little while.
> YOU: My name isnt Kyle, is GuzmanM
> BOT: Indubitablt.
> YOU: okay, Kreator is making Elandor Chronicles. an Snes graphics inspired orpg
> BOT: Guzmanm rocks.
> YOU: thansk
> BOT: What is the context of that.
> YOU: thanks I meant
> BOT: Vittu.
> YOU: well, kreator is cool
> BOT: Indeed it is.
> YOU: he was making an zelda fan Orpg but he got cancelled by Nintendo *cries*
> BOT: Yes of course.
> YOU: and he's now making a custom game, Elandor Chronicles
> BOT: Wow kyle you actually managed to entertain us for a little while.
> YOU: WHO THE HELL IS KYLE?
> BOT: Lol.
> YOU: ._. Okay, Kreator makes awesomesauce work
> BOT: Yeah.
> YOU: wait... can Nintendo cancel a game made with inspired graphics of one of its consoles
> BOT: Yes they have.
> YOU: o.o
> BOT: .
> YOU: okay, Kreator makes music too
> BOT: Bongo1.
> YOU: no, he makes "High Quality MP3s"
> BOT: package.
> YOU: no, he makes music
> BOT: Whats your favourite beatles member.
> YOU: Kreator
> BOT: No youre not fafnir stealer.
> YOU: okay, indeed.
> BOT: Ok but u will have to dig her up first.
> YOU: stupid! *Hits with a stivk*
> BOT: You your sick.
> YOU: nh, u deserved it
> BOT: Do you know any good mmorpgs.
> YOU: yes, Elandor Chronicles
> BOT: Rolly polly ollie.
> YOU: okay, now... SHUT THE DUCK UP AND LISTEN YOU DAMN ASSHOLE
> BOT: I luv geymen.
> YOU: ._. Okay, I'm done
> BOT: Yes u.
> YOU: female dog
> BOT: A female dog?
> YOU: yes
> BOT: I know I heard you.
> YOU: .l.
> BOT: Tu maldita madre.
> YOU: *logs off*
> BOT: Please dont.

**Extra**
@Introducing:

> BOT: The more you talk, the more I learn!
> YOU: Shut up motherfker! enough of shit!
> BOT: Son of biitch

[guzmanm]

**Chapter 3**
@Botsta:

> BOT: The more you talk, the more I learn!
> YOU: Shut up monstatrucka. enough of shit!
> BOT: Son of a female dog.
> YOU: Seriously
> BOT: Never.
> YOU: why not
> BOT: .
> YOU: ur stupid
> BOT: You your sick.
> YOU: .l.
> BOT: Tu maldita madre.
> YOU: STFU
> BOT: .
> YOU: Okaye, lets learn female dog
> BOT: And you are a homo.
> YOU: shut up. today's lesson have been decided by the eclipse community
> BOT: You.
> YOU: No, the eclipse community
> BOT: Or max.
> YOU: no, ECLIPSE
> BOT: Or max.
> YOU: SHUT UP
> BOT: You.
> YOU: COME SHUT UP DUCKING NIGGAR
> BOT: You.
> YOU: ._.
> BOT: What would you like to talk about?
> YOU: today's lesson
> BOT: On a pc.
> YOU: wut?
> BOT: .
> YOU: if im on a pc? yes
> BOT: Ass hole.
> YOU: stick head
> BOT: Onm is shit.
> YOU: wassat?
> BOT: No rofl.
> YOU: nah, want a joke
> BOT: You should shut up.
> YOU: wasnt*
> BOT: Pengus.
> YOU: COME SHUT UP ME NIGGAR
> BOT: You.
> YOU: .l.
> BOT: Tu maldita madre.
> YOU: please, letss talk about today's lesson
> BOT: Bobert summons flying hipster chicks.
> YOU: Obama
> BOT: Youre gay then.
> YOU: D:
> BOT: E.
> YOU: Obama is cool?
> BOT: Indeed it is.
> YOU: really?
> BOT: No not really.
> YOU: oh, thanks God
> BOT: Sucker.
> YOU: ducker
> BOT: Asshole.
> YOU: stick hea
> BOT: F off.
> YOU: d
> BOT: E.
> YOU: f
> BOT: G.
> YOU: H
> BOT: .
> YOU: I
> BOT: .
> YOU: J
> BOT: .
> YOU: my lil sis is smarter than u
> BOT: What do you say to rising farms online.
> YOU: wassut?
> BOT: Shit your face.
> YOU: duck u
> BOT: Yah.
> YOU: ///
> BOT: What would you like to talk about?
> YOU: ///<<<>
> BOT: What would you like to talk about?
> YOU: *Fatal error/// doesnt compute ///*
> BOT: A handbag.
> YOU: douche bag
> BOT: .
> YOU: lol
> BOT: Are you stupid.
> YOU: lol
> BOT: Don't repeat yourself.
> YOU: x
> BOT: What starts with p and ends with orn.
> YOU: D: I though you that!!! its popcorn!
> BOT: Good to know.
> YOU: yay
> BOT: What the duck are you on.
> YOU: on a oc
> BOT: Yeah I know you like that.
> YOU: noez!!!
> BOT: See you learn fast.
> YOU: xD. its supposed to be you the one learnning
> BOT: And youre an asshole.
> YOU: okay, I shall kill you with this plank
> BOT: Kill me now.
> YOU: /kill Botsta
> BOT: Kill me now.
> YOU: faster?
> BOT: Well what about your gay hole.
> YOU: nah, I dont have that .l.
> BOT: Yes I do think.
> YOU: no, ii dont!!!
> BOT: Cant touch this.
> YOU: -MC Hammer
> BOT: .
> YOU: McDonnalds?
> BOT: Thats what I just said.
> YOU: nah, u said 'Cant touch this.'
> BOT: Why are you repeating me.
> YOU: ._.\
> BOT: What would you like to talk about?
> YOU: today's lesson
> BOT: .
> YOU: *stares at the clock*
> BOT: What would you like to talk about?
> YOU: Lesson's over! yay!
> BOT: Son of Biitch

@Bosta:

> BOT: The more you talk, the more I learn!
> YOU: Okay, fast. Bush or Obama?
> BOT: No.
> YOU: Bush? Obama?
> BOT: No.
> YOU: Bush?
> BOT: No.
> YOU: Obama?
> BOT: No
> YOU: are you Robin?
> BOT: .
> YOU: OMG! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU? D:

[xelander]

I lol so much.

[Dark Crusade]

The fuck

[Khachaturian]

What the shit is this fuck..

[Dark Crusade]

@Bone:

> What the shit is this fuck..


[Homicidal Monkey]

@Bone:

> What the shit is this fuck..

stealin my line, are you?

[guzmanm]

@Bone:

> What the shit is this fuck..

Lol, its just some random shit, me talking with some ***** Bot….yay!

[Guest]

@Kreator:

> The fuck

[F0x]

I give up.

[Khachaturian]

@Zetta:

> @Bone:
>
> > What the shit is this fuck..
>
> stealin my line, are you?

I never see you say it and it deserves to be said. Sorry if i'm showing it the proper love you never did.