Omegle Trolling

[Kinjiru]

I was bored so I did some trolling on omegle
I started with some randomness just to see how quickly I could get people to disconect

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> Stranger: tits?
> You: "link to /b/"
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> You: cocksucker!
> You: box!
> Stranger: pussylicker!
> Stranger: monstatrucka!
> You: goomba!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I then encountered a  :renzo:

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> Stranger: You dun' goofed.
> You: daddy?
> Stranger: …………….._„-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-„
> ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_„—-„_ ; ;’’-,………………………….._„,—-„_
> ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-„„—-~~’’’’’’~—„,_…..„-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,
> ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _„-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-„_ „-~’’ , , ‘, ;’,
> ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |
> …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘
> ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;„-‘
> ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
> ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
> ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
> …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; |
> ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-„_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ; ;|
> …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; „-~’’ , , , , „,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ;|
> ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : :) , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
> ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~—-~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’
> …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-„„—~~’’’¯’’’~-„_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
> ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; |M HERE ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
> ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, … . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~—‘’’
> ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, „- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-„,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘,
> ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-„_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-,
> ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; \
> Stranger: :}
> You: hi mr pedo bear
> Stranger: Hi stranger.
> You: im a 12 yr olg gurl
> Stranger: Me likez 12 yr oldz.
> You: I loves me some hanna montana
> Stranger: I love her because she understands me.
> Stranger: "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"
> Stranger: Prophect.
> Stranger: Motherfuckin' word.
> You: do you leik mudkips?
> Stranger: iono, should I
> You: do you like to play games?
> Stranger: Do you like to ask a lot of questions?
> You: yesh im 12, im dumb
> Stranger: K.
> Stranger: Well go ask another stranger.
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I then tryed the "dad I am homosex" routine

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> Stranger: Heyy.
> You: daddy?
> Stranger: yes?
> You: daddy, I am homosex
> Stranger: awh. really?
> Stranger: are you my son or daughter?
> You: son
> You: u mad?
> Stranger: no. I'm not mad.
> You: are you homosex too?
> Stranger: no.
> Stranger: sorry son.
> You: then why do you play those weird games on your bed with uncle jimmy, wearing no clothes?
> Stranger: it's a card game you don't need to know of son.
> Stranger: you know what? go to your room.
> You: NO!
> You: im going to watch Pictures of Chilidog!
> You: in the living room!
> Stranger: FINE.
> Stranger: GO WATCH YOUR Pictures of Chilidog
> You: moomy says you leik mudkips
> Stranger: She told you?
> Your conversational partner has disconnected

Next I tryed using only quotes from Vegeta to communicate

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> Stranger: Yo!
> You: Hello
> Stranger: What up
> Stranger: Wanna hear a joke?
> You: Where are the dragonballs?
> Stranger: Hah idk dude under the dragon?
> You: Don't play ignorant with me!
> Stranger: Im sorry dont hurt me!
> You: Tell me where Kakorot is!
> Stranger: I have him…
> You: Hand him over before
> You: I distroy you!
> Stranger: Oh I dont think you will be able to wirhout the dragonballs!
> You: I am the Prince of all Sayans!
> Stranger: And im chuck norris!
> You: Your brain must be malfunctioning
> Your conversational partner has disconnected

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> Stranger: O hai
> You: Hello.
> Stranger: what is up?
> You: Where are the dragonballs?
> Stranger: go ask your mom :)
> Stranger: ;)
> You: Don't play ignorant with me!
> Stranger: Don't make me open up a can o' Whoop Ass!
> You: Don,t be absurd!
> Stranger: AHHHHHH
> Stranger: I do know where the dragonballs are
> You: Oh, is that so!
> Stranger: yes!
> Stranger: You may discover them whilst clicking alt+F4
> You: Don't play ignorant with me!
> Stranger: Whateva!
> Stranger: I do what I want!
> Stranger: Ain't nothing gon stop me!
> You: I am the Prince of all Sayans!
> Stranger: WTF?!
> Stranger: I thought I was!
> You: Welcome to the end of your life, I promise Its gonna hurt!
> Stranger: Oh Hot Damn!
> You: Because I garuntee I wont be showing you any Mercy!
> Stranger: I fink I need MAURY!
> You: Your brain must be malfunctioning!
> Stranger: Quite rightly
> You: I want the four star dragonball!
> Stranger: ok ;)
> You: You see its possible to sesnse power levels without a scouter.
> Stranger: You just need mad ninja skillz
> Stranger: which I have
> Stranger: And obviously you
> You: Are you ready to tell me where the dragonball is yet?
> Stranger: I told you
> Stranger: fine
> Stranger: it's in…
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kender the great]

I pretty much troll omegle daily.

[Koovo]

Koovo approves (+5)

Had no idea what Omegle was until today. I chatted for a few minutes. Fun.

[Admiral Refuge]

What is air?
Baby don't hurt me..
don't hurt me..
no more…

[DrNova]

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> Stranger: tumblah!
> You: Greetings
> Stranger: an alien :O
> You: you get net service way out there?
> Stranger: out where?
> Stranger: on earth?
> You: yeah
> Stranger: oh yeup.
> Stranger: dependssss
> Stranger: do u guys get internet in space? :O
> You: Of course
> You: Space is huge
> You: try getting a call anywhere by snail mail out here.
> Stranger: gahhh.
> Stranger: luckyyy
> You: The only reason paper mail exists out here
> You: is for legal reasons.
> You: You can SAY you mailed the check.
> You: not your fault it takes 2billion years to get there
> You: Great loophole
> Stranger: FAKE ASS HOE.

Not great, but was entertaining. Going to have to fuck around on that site more.

[kender the great]

@ÅÐмiядζ:

> What is air?
> Baby don't hurt me..
> don't hurt me..
> no more…

When they say what is air, reply with what is life. They are tumblrfags trying to get followers. Troll their links by giving them to pedos you meet. ;).

[Admiral Refuge]

@SoiWilliamSoi:

> @ÅÐмIядζ:
>
> > What is air?
> > Baby don't hurt me..
> > don't hurt me..
> > no more…
>
> When they say what is air, reply with what is life. They are tumblrfags trying to get followers. Troll their links by giving them to pedos you meet. ;).

For me, it's usually:

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> Stranger: what is air?
> You: Air is a mixture of gases that circle Earth, kept in place by gravity. Air makes up Earth's atmosphere. The air we breathe is 78 percent nitrogen gas, 21 percent oxygen, 0.9 percent argon, and 0.03 percent carbon dioxide, along with water vapor-floating molecules of water. Also present are traces of other gases and tiny bits of dust, pollen grains from plants, and other solid particles. As our atmosphere extends higher and higher above Earth, toward outer space, air becomes thinner and the combination of gases in the air changes.
> You: umad?
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Or some variation of that.

[kender the great]

I just always reply Air is a substance that tumblrfags shouldn't breath, so they'll die. It works like a charm.

[Kinjiru]

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> Stranger: hi
> You: B===================================D
> Stranger: ????????
> You: B==========================D ( () )
> Stranger: lml what is dat
> Stranger: oooooohhhhh
> You: sex
> Stranger: i just now got that lol
> Stranger: lemme guess ur a boy
> You: no, i am a robot
> Stranger: lolzzz
> You: beep
> Stranger: ok robot do u got a facebook
> You: no, i haz no need for a face book
> Stranger: lolz y
> You: we robots can commuicate wirelessly with each other
> Stranger: lolzzzz
> Stranger: ur silly
> You: its in my programming
> Stranger: well bye robot imma find a human to talk to lmaoooo
> You: good luck
> You: beep
> Stranger: lol
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kinjiru]

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
> You: hi
> Stranger: I like bubbles.
> Stranger: Do you like bubbles?
> You: how are you?
> You: sure i guess
> Stranger: Because I like bubbles.
> You: thats cool
> Stranger: they're so pretty
> You: i have a question for you
> Stranger: huh huhh
> You: please answer honestly
> Stranger: maybe.
> You: How do magnets work?
> Stranger: .___.
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kender the great]

No reason to double post. Just edit your main one.

[Robin]

My Grandma is better troll than you lot are.

[Aldur]